Stavorius wrote:I’ll do my best to get a boc track for Touched 3
If you want to catch the BoC, you have to think like the BoC
The following is a well hidden but alluded to* process, confirmed as
fact:
*allusions will become obvious once understanding the process.
How to Think Like BoC
Basics:
You need to have an eagle in your mind. After an extensive wildlife analysis, we found that many types of eagles have been used and no species seems to stand above another. So in your country/area, go out into the woods or cliffs near a water source, in an area where eagles have been known to be spotted. Now this is of vital importance, bring a balloon with you. This is your main eagle bait. Why? Because when choosing your eagle, you have to be sure that it loves balloons, and I mean REALLY loves balloons. Enough to even want to be one. That way once you have the eagle in that mind of yours, everything you do will in effect be a balloon. If you find the right eagle, it will simply approach the balloon after a mating call. It will not resist gentle capture at this point. Using telepathy, the eagle and the balloon will become one, and then it will enter your mind. Capturing 2 eagles is almost required in this process. This is to give you a better chance in finding an eagle that has a stronger compatibility with the balloon. During the telepathy process you can determine which eagle is better for the job.
Telepathy Steps:
Step 1: Connect yourself, the balloon you used to capture the eagles, and of coarse your 2 eagles to a microwave emitter. Make sure the balloon is in closer range to the eagles than you. (wouldn't want yourself to be combined with the balloon before the eagle is. Obviously.
) Also, record the process with an audio recorder. (This is crucially important for Steps 4 and 5)
Step 2: Count to Ten. Tip: Eagles tend to like the number Five. Elongating your pronunciation of the number Five seems to help put the eagle at ease. This, in effect, allows for a better connection to the eagle.
Step 3: Based on how the eagles react to your counting, which is especially ascertainable upon your elongated pronunciation of "Five", determine which eagle is better for the job. Disconnect the lesser eagle at this point.
Step 4: After disconnecting the lesser eagle, using the microwave emitter, turn up the balloon's connection to the chosen eagle while repeating Step 2.
Make sure your counting is not too loud. The eagle is very sensitive at this point because of it's increased connection with the balloon. Once Step 4 is complete, balloon will enter the eagles mind, making it one. You will now be able to faintly hear the eagle speak. It will say something that it observes in the room that it responds well to. Like a color or pattern of something nearby.
Step 5: Play back what the eagle had said. This is to get to know the state of mind of the eagle when it speaks something that it responds well to. Apply the same state of mind and vocal quality to your own voice by splitting your infinities. This is it! The next step will fully connect your mind with the eagle. For proper integration,
it's important for you not to be nervous. Nervousness will affect your state of mind and your voice quality when speaking to the eagle in Step 6.
Step 6: Count to Seven. If done right, just before you get to Seven you will hear an echo of the number Six. After reaching Seven, you should immediately hear the eagle start it's instructions for you by saying "listen", followed by sayings of thought orientation reprogramming.
Congratulations. You now have an eagle in your mind. Follow the eagles advice and listen carefully.
Post Telepathy Eagle Maintenance:
Of coarse to keep the eagle contained, you have to wear head covering. A beanie or a toque usually works best.
Illustration 1 Through 4: Containing Your Eagle
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Of coarse the eagle needs to breathe fresh air here and there. Treat your balloon loving eagle well. Let it breathe once in a while. Mike and Marcus have found the most effective, well balanced method to keep the BoC mindset going:
Alternate your head cover removal. At least one person should try to remain fully eagle-minded at a given time. However, if it comes down to it, and both eagles really need to breathe fresh air,
don't withhold it from them. Above all else, a healthy eagle is an effective eagle.
Illustration 5 Through 8: Taking Turns
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In Conclusion:
Follow that basic guideline and in a short amount of time you will think just like BoC. Most of it was there all along. It's just that the Telepathy process was somewhat of a mystery until the release of Tomorrow's Harvest.
Now that you know, try to keep this from spreading around too much. Ultra BoC fans (referred to as New Seeds) have been deemed worthy, as they are the ones who generally understand the secrets in the music. But if this got out to the general public, the methods used and the BoC mindset/understanding would no doubt be misused horribly. Leading to truly sick times. If in case someone not worthy finds out about this from you, simply claim that what they read wasn't real. In fact it may be beast to leave no room for confidence in them at all. Collapse to the cold earth and clearly state that nothing is real.
...can you tell i'm bored... lol
...and because I just now remembered what I was going to do, I stopped looking for clever BoC puns and how I can fit them in with this post... and now I must go... It is
sundown, after all... see wut i did there?
