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Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:41 pm

Treefingers wrote:Slightly stupid question -- but an awkward silence on Facebook Chat with someone I like a LOT. Is she gonna think I'm some kind of retard or what?

nope. and don't chat too much, you might seem over-eager.

just don't over-analyze things. play it cool.

Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:29 am

i watch my little pony: friendship is magic

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:04 am

Had a dream last night where I took shrooms at a friend's place then drove home, started to hit me when I sat down on the computer; apparently I'd taken an "1/8th" but for some reason I thought I'd taken an eighth of a kilo or something-- well, just a lot. I tried to google "1/8th of shrooms" to get an idea of how much that was (which really didn't make a difference because I already ate them) but then nothing came up for the search results, my firewall flashed and said "website not found" and when I hit back this weird website popped up with lots of popups, I right clicked and hit the bottom button (usually is Exit); more popups appeared and the windows started moving and shit. I looked at this list of options and instead of "Exit" I hit "trip", which is what it now said. Then the screen started changing colours but it was really freaky, I kept hearing noises of email notifications when there were like, -12 emails in my inbox.

Yup

Treefingers · Post by **Treefingers** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:22 pm

... and the fourth little piggy built his house out of leaves, and when the wolf came he said:
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"
The wolf's failure to do this is largely agreed to be because of the house having physically impossible interior dimensions that are inconsistent with those of the house's exterior, though Johnson Metaquecueue - in his essay Bringing Home The Bacon - believes that this can be attributed to the wolf's repressed homosexuality...*
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* The post is all scratched off here. I did a bit of research but I think the post references something -- I forget what though now. I've started skipping work. I swear I can see dogs in my coffee sometimes.

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:27 pm

Danielewski's take on the modern classic. I like.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:52 pm

The antique Christ statues in my living room grew horns overnight.

fujee · Post by **fujee** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:00 pm

Im so ill, hot and cold flushes. Had the shakes earlier, constant headache. Hope this goes away v soon.

Treefingers · Post by **Treefingers** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:22 pm

Waterbagel wrote:
Treefingers wrote:Slightly stupid question -- but an awkward silence on Facebook Chat with someone I like a LOT. Is she gonna think I'm some kind of retard or what?
nope. and don't chat too much, you might seem over-eager.

just don't over-analyze things. play it cool.

Yay! You were right!
Thanks!

Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:04 pm

Treefingers wrote:
Waterbagel wrote:
Treefingers wrote:Slightly stupid question -- but an awkward silence on Facebook Chat with someone I like a LOT. Is she gonna think I'm some kind of retard or what?
nope. and don't chat too much, you might seem over-eager.

just don't over-analyze things. play it cool.
Yay! You were right!
Thanks!

glad to hear it!

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:37 pm

rik0000 · Post by **rik0000** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:01 am

While visiting Berlin for a short holiday, we walked into a random bar and the first three or four songs were BoC

:D The even weirder part: it was just a typical local around your corner bar with almost all people above 30 years... Nice surprise!

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:38 am

Just burned my face with boiling hot water. God damn it.

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:30 am

Back from the hospital. Got some codeine and feeling better now. Luckily, the burn was somewhere between the 1st and 2nd degree as opposed to the usual 2nd degree from boiling water and the doctor doesn't think it's going to leave a permanent scar. Glad that whole ordeal is over with.

portiss · Post by **portiss** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:17 am

Saw my ex a week ago, she was really, really, really looking good and I immediately fell in love with her. I was going to bring her home, or she would be going with me to my house (which means sex) but then a friend of mine grabbed a bottle of vodka which I never drink, but then did. I already poured a shitload of beer in myself, and then drank 4 or 5 glasses of wodka, which means I got totally wasted. Then the time came to bring her home, I was standing on the porch, grabbed my bike, waited for a bit for her ( my friends told me because I don't know anything anymore ) and then just went home. Next day UI had to hear everything from my friends, now I'm totally in love with her again, and she doesn't want to talk to me/see me. Reason we broke up a few years ago was that I got drunk twice every weekend. Man I had such a good time with her last weekend, I'm such a total fuckup.

FML.

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:17 pm

Went to Pen Station last night for dinner. Ate a greasy cheese steak. Went to my Brother's with my wife and drank Kraken Rum till I past out. Woke up to take a piss and saw puke everywhere! In front of the toilet all over the rug, I guess my brother had been sitting on the toilet while puking on the floor.... Chunky smelly puke. So I went back to bed woke up and we went got some breakfast at Frisch's. Now I'm going to the flea market.

Julian Candy · Post by **Julian Candy** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:20 am

Man, I feel like life just ain't worth going through right now, I feel as though all this shit I'm doing in school right now is just going to lead me into a life of mediocrity. If it weren't for the fact that I rarely see my sister and mom I'd probably be dead by now.

Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:25 am

Julian Candy wrote:Man, I feel like life just ain't worth going through right now, I feel as though all this shit I'm doing in school right now is just going to lead me into a life of mediocrity. If it weren't for the fact that I rarely see my sister and mom I'd probably be dead by now.

it's not mediocrity if you like what you do/like your life

so just work toward liking your life, and, more importantly, liking yourself

i'm struggling with that too right now, so you're not the only one

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:35 pm

Julian Candy wrote:Man, I feel like life just ain't worth going through right now, I feel as though all this shit I'm doing in school right now is just going to lead me into a life of mediocrity. If it weren't for the fact that I rarely see my sister and mom I'd probably be dead by now.

Don't do shit you're not enjoying.

Ever.

Most of it isn't going to help your well being, or some shit about "we all gotta do things we don't want to do sometimes". Most of our parents lied to us about all that meaningless, routine garbage. It'll lead to mediocrity, yes, and a lot worse.

fujee · Post by **fujee** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:08 pm

I truly discovered the La's yesterday, by that I mean, looking past their big hit and I uncovered an absolute treasure chest of pop gems, beautiful melodies and a 9/10 album. So good.

d3v3l · Post by **d3v3l** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:45 pm

2+2 = 5