____twoism

release me (warp remix)

Inward Empire

Imagine such a track..

"I would do anything for love - Boards of Canada Remix"

farewell tour

grabbin' a fat dip

polar sky wrote:1982 butt dumpling

Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Tekmosis wrote:

polar sky wrote:1982 butt dumpling

Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Counterpoint: That 'track title' made me seriously laugh for like 10 minutes. Every time I see it I snicker.

turquoise70 wrote:

Tekmosis wrote:

polar sky wrote:1982 butt dumpling

Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Counterpoint: That 'track title' made me seriously laugh for like 10 minutes. Every time I see it I snicker.

I do too. So delightfully lowbrow.

Tekmosis wrote:

polar sky wrote:1982 butt dumpling

Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Well you just made me lol pretty hard

(parenthesis) wrote:

Tekmosis wrote:

polar sky wrote:1982 butt dumpling

Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Well you just made me lol pretty hard

I don't even care if I get bashed for trying to say something funny next time I want to; because that isn't ALL I do. But the lame one line puns I see every single time I log on here is pretty disturbing. Why does everyone on the internet seem to take it upon themselves to become the "class clown". I just really don't get it. Maybe I'm a pessimistic loser but just please, for the sake of my sanity lets chill the fuck out with the "internet humor" because it takes a pretty dull person to laugh at in audible text on a computer screen while you sit on your parents' basement on an internet forum devoted to the most secretive band on the planet. Maybe I'm just pissed about this album. and so are you and that's why you feel the need to attempt to be 'funny'....?

Sorry. Sorry. Okay. I'm done.

Tekmosis wrote:

(parenthesis) wrote:

Tekmosis wrote: Okay, I'll say it. I hate 'that guy' on internet forums where almost every post is an attempt to get a laugh out of someone. But, it's not funny. It was funny the first 9 months I've been posting here. I'm not trying to start anything... but no dude, just no. I'm so sick of this. Sorry, I'll shut up now. Maybe I'm just not impressed by a cheap attempt to get a laugh out of someone. I love comedy, but this internet forum sub-culture really urks me the wrong way sometimes. I just felt like typing my opinion.
Have a great day....

Well you just made me lol pretty hard

I don't even care if I get bashed for trying to say something funny next time I want to; because that isn't ALL I do. But the lame one line puns I see every single time I log on here is pretty disturbing. Why does everyone on the internet seem to take it upon themselves to become the "class clown". I just really don't get it. Maybe I'm a pessimistic loser but just please, for the sake of my sanity lets chill the fuck out with the "internet humor" because it takes a pretty dull person to laugh at in audible text on a computer screen while you sit on your parents' basement on an internet forum devoted to the most secretive band on the planet. Maybe I'm just pissed about this album. and so are you and that's why you feel the need to attempt to be 'funny'....?

Sorry. Sorry. Okay. I'm done.

Calm down, everything is going be okay. It's just a web forum, I think you are the one who needs the chilling out. Geez, take a pill.

Also, I used to rant like you all the time on here and take stuff seriously a lot and it became not a fun place to be, bringing everyone down with my bitching about stupid little things. You need to have fun, chill out and be cool.

twoism should be like this


not this

Numerator wrote:twoism should be like this


not this

Trust me, I'm pretty much the last person trying to make it like that. I just feel this forum is a tad too silly almost all the time. And once again, trust me, I'm probably the one of the most chill people I know. I'm pretty proud of that. I love to have fun and laugh but close to EVERY post in this forum is an attempt to get a cheap laugh out of me/other twoismers and its just not happening. I'm not telling people how to post but I urge them to put a grain of thought on the actual topic rather than forcing a pun or a BoC-esque joke in the middle of a reply when in reality they have nothing of substance to say. Not saying they're trying to jack up their post count but ... well

Tekmosis wrote: Trust me, I'm pretty much the last person trying to make it like that. I just feel this forum is a tad too silly almost all the time. And once again, trust me, I'm probably the one of the most chill people I know. I'm pretty proud of that. I love to have fun and laugh but close to EVERY post in this forum is an attempt to get a cheap laugh out of me/other twoismers and its just not happening. I'm not telling people how to post but I urge them to put a grain of thought on the actual topic rather than forcing a pun or a BoC-esque joke in the middle of a reply when in reality they have nothing of substance to say. Not saying they're trying to jack up their post count but ... well

The only reason I have that many posts is because I have been on here for a long time. And what comes with that is seeing the same old bullshit Threads about the same thing we were talking about last month. But I will obey, just for you.

Listen up yew little critters. Sheriff Tekmosis of Twoism has spoken and he has given his last warning! I suggest we do not joke no more, at all! This forum here is for serious fans only! Humor and Puns have been strictly outlawed here in these parts, so if yall know whats'a geeooood for ya's, yall better watch your mouths. Giddy Up Now!

He's just expressing his frustration about mindless, unfunny thread-killers. He's right; if you want to be rewarded for saying "lol anus and titties" then why not try fucking off instead?

wmarsh wrote:He's just expressing his frustration about mindless, unfunny thread-killers. He's right; if you want to be rewarded for saying "lol anus and titties" then why not try fucking off instead?

Like I said before I do not care if you thought it was unfunny. I don't know you and I don't care to know you. Half of you are nothing more than campfire fanboys. And I am sick of seeing the same shit over and over again. I have been more than nice to you newcomers or to the people that rarely post anything. I have even offered free boc merch out of my own collection to the winner of the banner contest. I care about this forum as much as the next guy. So don't tell me I am a thread killer. I don't troll on first gen threads from 3 years ago. Only on lazy ass people who won't bother to search and make another one.

Enough with the new album threads, enough with the favorite boc songs/albums, enough with the repeat after repeat after repeat threads.

I know a lot of people will agree with me on this especially the veteran users. A lot of cool people have left because of the same mundane topics and lack of any fun.

turquoise70 wrote:It Burns When I Pee

How come he didn't get flamed? (sorry to use you as a reference )

Yes, well done. You're the very best at liking BoC.

You know what's ruder than being told to fuck off? Thinking that you're improving threads by adding inane shit. You're just ruining the threads. You're not making them fun for anybody who isn't a drooling idiot.

wmarsh wrote:Yes, well done. You're the very best at liking BoC.

You know what's ruder than being told to fuck off? Thinking that you're improving threads by adding inane shit. You're just ruining the threads. You're not making them fun for anybody who isn't a drooling idiot.

Insane shit? What insane shit? I am the very best at liking BoC? I never said that... I said I was being nice enough to give some of my collection of music away to someone who can't afford to buy them. So fuck you for not understanding that. Again, what insane shit have I posted? Really...?