Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:06 am
Fucking mother tiger five. Captain morgan private stock and mhtrtc. And alf is banging the chicken
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:28 am
Kraftwerk, pizza, rum, weed
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:47 am
"okay okay okay, so Aunt Jesse came home one night smelling all shitty cause she had shit all over her ass. Her ass was smelling really shitty and stuff. She lifted her legs above her head and began to drag her shitty ass on the carpet and meowed like a Dog, now pass me a breadstick!"
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:11 am
oh my god i am so in love with the girl i dumped, plus the girl who is into me now, i am such a pathetic asshole, i am such a fucking loser, i turned down a hot, intelligent, artistic girl who was INTO ME all because i thought she would be repulsed when she found out i was a furry.... SO I DUMPED HER. GOD I AM WORSE THAN A FURRY. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. GOD JUST CUT OFF MY BALLS RIGHT NOW, I HATE MY LIFE, I HOPE I DIE BEFORE I WAKE UP
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:28 am
turquoise70 wrote:oh my god i am so in love with the girl i dumped, plus the girl who is into me now, i am such a pathetic asshole, i am such a fucking loser, i turned down a hot, intelligent, artistic girl who was INTO ME all because i thought she would be repulsed when she found out i was a furry.... SO I DUMPED HER. GOD I AM WORSE THAN A FURRY. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. GOD JUST CUT OFF MY BALLS RIGHT NOW, I HATE MY LIFE, I HOPE I DIE BEFORE I WAKE UP
ok... what exactly is a furry? Plus if she waz really into you she wouldn't have been repulsed!!!
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:48 am
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/FurryJosephG wrote: ok... what exactly is a furry?
and no... she wouldn't have been repulsed. she was better than that. but my insecurities reign supreme.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:35 am
Hmmmm... Well. So you have/are a fetish. And she wouldn't have been repulsed.
Well. I'm probably right there with you as far as insecurities go, I actually had panic attacks and fainted around females while I was in college. Like literal anxiety issues caused by the opposite sex. I still have vague fears of women. Women are hard to understand; They're so much like us and so much apart.. I still don't understand them, to be honest, and I think very few men do. It takes many years of living around/with them to gain a grasp on their perspective.
So yes, she probably is awesome and would work with you on your problems, you just have to overcome the block between you and her.
God, I sound like such a know-it-all... I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're obviously an awesome person and she sounds like one, too, so you should do your very best to keep with her!!!!! You never know when a chance will be your last!
Well. I'm probably right there with you as far as insecurities go, I actually had panic attacks and fainted around females while I was in college. Like literal anxiety issues caused by the opposite sex. I still have vague fears of women. Women are hard to understand; They're so much like us and so much apart.. I still don't understand them, to be honest, and I think very few men do. It takes many years of living around/with them to gain a grasp on their perspective.
So yes, she probably is awesome and would work with you on your problems, you just have to overcome the block between you and her.
God, I sound like such a know-it-all... I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're obviously an awesome person and she sounds like one, too, so you should do your very best to keep with her!!!!! You never know when a chance will be your last!
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:58 am
That's the sad thing... you're sitting there staring this girl in the face, who is everything you could want, but in the heat of the moment, you don't see that at all. All you see is your own fears and insecurities, your own CERTAINTY that her eyes will open up wide and her mouth will gape open and she'll make some choked, horrified sound when she sees the kind of shit you do in your spare time... man, if you do a google search for my furry handle (that'd be Ribnose) what's the first thing you find? Ridiculous hand-drawn porn of.... honestly, I don't even want to say it. All I have to say is, you never know you're shutting yourself off from the "Normal" world before it happens. It was an accident. I never meant for the legacy i left on the world to be "when you do a google search, the first thing you find is fucked-up fetishy lion king porno".
I'm embarrassed. I'm regretful. I'm sad. But none of that changes the reality of it. Honestly, for a long time, this forum has been my haven because you people love me without knowing the other shit that makes up my life. You like my music, you care about what I have to say... the stuff that gets me off isn't called into question.
But I'm changing all that now. I'm forcing you all to come face to face with what I do every day of my life. I'm saying look, if you like Boreal Network, you're gonna have to either like it IN SPITE OF or REGARDLESS OF the fact that the guy who makes it spends all his free time drawing cartoon animal women with tits. I don't care if I lose my entire musical fanbase, I'm fed up with trying to protect people on the internet from who I really am. I'm a fucked up, sad, pathetic, nerdy weirdo who has all kinds of sexual oddities. I know some of you won't care a hoot about that. That's cool. I love you for that. I know some of you will care, and will be sort of pushed away from me because of it. That's okay, I don't blame you. I don't hold it against you. I'm fucked up. I'm a fucked up, messed up product of my environment and my own personality.
I just need to be honest. I need to stop being multiple people at once. I need to just be ONE single person. I'm the guy. I'm Cole, I'm turquoise70, I'm Ribnose. I'm a musician, I'm a human being with deep and legitimate emotions, and I'm a furry who draws naked Disney characters. God help me. I'm not looking for forgiveness from you. If you think that's just hilarious or sad or disturbing, go ahead and say so. I don't mind. I understand, and honestly, I expect it. The least I can say is that I told the world the truth and stood by it, and lived by it. God fucking help me.
I'm embarrassed. I'm regretful. I'm sad. But none of that changes the reality of it. Honestly, for a long time, this forum has been my haven because you people love me without knowing the other shit that makes up my life. You like my music, you care about what I have to say... the stuff that gets me off isn't called into question.
But I'm changing all that now. I'm forcing you all to come face to face with what I do every day of my life. I'm saying look, if you like Boreal Network, you're gonna have to either like it IN SPITE OF or REGARDLESS OF the fact that the guy who makes it spends all his free time drawing cartoon animal women with tits. I don't care if I lose my entire musical fanbase, I'm fed up with trying to protect people on the internet from who I really am. I'm a fucked up, sad, pathetic, nerdy weirdo who has all kinds of sexual oddities. I know some of you won't care a hoot about that. That's cool. I love you for that. I know some of you will care, and will be sort of pushed away from me because of it. That's okay, I don't blame you. I don't hold it against you. I'm fucked up. I'm a fucked up, messed up product of my environment and my own personality.
I just need to be honest. I need to stop being multiple people at once. I need to just be ONE single person. I'm the guy. I'm Cole, I'm turquoise70, I'm Ribnose. I'm a musician, I'm a human being with deep and legitimate emotions, and I'm a furry who draws naked Disney characters. God help me. I'm not looking for forgiveness from you. If you think that's just hilarious or sad or disturbing, go ahead and say so. I don't mind. I understand, and honestly, I expect it. The least I can say is that I told the world the truth and stood by it, and lived by it. God fucking help me.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:43 am
turquoise70 wrote:That's the sad thing... you're sitting there staring this girl in the face, who is everything you could want, but in the heat of the moment, you don't see that at all. All you see is your own fears and insecurities, your own CERTAINTY that her eyes will open up wide and her mouth will gape open and she'll make some choked, horrified sound when she sees the kind of shit you do in your spare time... man, if you do a google search for my furry handle (that'd be Ribnose) what's the first thing you find? Ridiculous hand-drawn porn of.... honestly, I don't even want to say it. All I have to say is, you never know you're shutting yourself off from the "Normal" world before it happens. It was an accident. I never meant for the legacy i left on the world to be "when you do a google search, the first thing you find is fucked-up fetishy lion king porno".
I'm embarrassed. I'm regretful. I'm sad. But none of that changes the reality of it. Honestly, for a long time, this forum has been my haven because you people love me without knowing the other shit that makes up my life. You like my music, you care about what I have to say... the stuff that gets me off isn't called into question.
But I'm changing all that now. I'm forcing you all to come face to face with what I do every day of my life. I'm saying look, if you like Boreal Network, you're gonna have to either like it IN SPITE OF or REGARDLESS OF the fact that the guy who makes it spends all his free time drawing cartoon animal women with tits. I don't care if I lose my entire musical fanbase, I'm fed up with trying to protect people on the internet from who I really am. I'm a fucked up, sad, pathetic, nerdy weirdo who has all kinds of sexual oddities. I know some of you won't care a hoot about that. That's cool. I love you for that. I know some of you will care, and will be sort of pushed away from me because of it. That's okay, I don't blame you. I don't hold it against you. I'm fucked up. I'm a fucked up, messed up product of my environment and my own personality.
I just need to be honest. I need to stop being multiple people at once. I need to just be ONE single person. I'm the guy. I'm Cole, I'm turquoise70, I'm Ribnose. I'm a musician, I'm a human being with deep and legitimate emotions, and I'm a furry who draws naked Disney characters. God help me. I'm not looking for forgiveness from you. If you think that's just hilarious or sad or disturbing, go ahead and say so. I don't mind. I understand, and honestly, I expect it. The least I can say is that I told the world the truth and stood by it, and lived by it. God fucking help me.[
Cole, as long as you are true and confessional with yourself, there's no reason to hide!!! You're an awesome human!
I'm not fit to comment on anyone's posts as I am an idiot.
I have done much evil in the poultry industry. ugh.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:24 am
this forum is awesome.
sorry if i come off as an asshole sometimes.
sorry if i come off as an asshole sometimes.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:21 pm
just for the record, I have no problems whatsoever with your furry stuff - do whatever makes you happy, from what I know from this forum you seem like a great guyturquoise70 wrote:That's the sad thing... you're sitting there staring this girl in the face, who is everything you could want, but in the heat of the moment, you don't see that at all. All you see is your own fears and insecurities, your own CERTAINTY that her eyes will open up wide and her mouth will gape open and she'll make some choked, horrified sound when she sees the kind of shit you do in your spare time... man, if you do a google search for my furry handle (that'd be Ribnose) what's the first thing you find? Ridiculous hand-drawn porn of.... honestly, I don't even want to say it. All I have to say is, you never know you're shutting yourself off from the "Normal" world before it happens. It was an accident. I never meant for the legacy i left on the world to be "when you do a google search, the first thing you find is fucked-up fetishy lion king porno".
I'm embarrassed. I'm regretful. I'm sad. But none of that changes the reality of it. Honestly, for a long time, this forum has been my haven because you people love me without knowing the other shit that makes up my life. You like my music, you care about what I have to say... the stuff that gets me off isn't called into question.
But I'm changing all that now. I'm forcing you all to come face to face with what I do every day of my life. I'm saying look, if you like Boreal Network, you're gonna have to either like it IN SPITE OF or REGARDLESS OF the fact that the guy who makes it spends all his free time drawing cartoon animal women with tits. I don't care if I lose my entire musical fanbase, I'm fed up with trying to protect people on the internet from who I really am. I'm a fucked up, sad, pathetic, nerdy weirdo who has all kinds of sexual oddities. I know some of you won't care a hoot about that. That's cool. I love you for that. I know some of you will care, and will be sort of pushed away from me because of it. That's okay, I don't blame you. I don't hold it against you. I'm fucked up. I'm a fucked up, messed up product of my environment and my own personality.
I just need to be honest. I need to stop being multiple people at once. I need to just be ONE single person. I'm the guy. I'm Cole, I'm turquoise70, I'm Ribnose. I'm a musician, I'm a human being with deep and legitimate emotions, and I'm a furry who draws naked Disney characters. God help me. I'm not looking for forgiveness from you. If you think that's just hilarious or sad or disturbing, go ahead and say so. I don't mind. I understand, and honestly, I expect it. The least I can say is that I told the world the truth and stood by it, and lived by it. God fucking help me.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:54 pm
I call Cole Cole because he is Cole and I have met him once and though I like Turquoise70 and Boreal Network there is only really Cole at the end of the day and I bought him a smoothie and as lovely as Boreal Network is you can't give a smoothie to an mp3, really. I like Cole.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:46 pm
You're awesome, s7409651! Cole really is da bomb!s7409651 wrote:I call Cole Cole because he is Cole and I have met him once and though I like Turquoise70 and Boreal Network there is only really Cole at the end of the day and I bought him a smoothie and as lovely as Boreal Network is you can't give a smoothie to an mp3, really. I like Cole.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:26 pm
thank you guys... i was drunk last night obviously and getting down on myself. sometimes the compartmentalization of my life really gets on my nerves... i mean honestly most of the reason I don't talk about furry art or whatever is just because I'm being polite and I don't think most people would be interested. But when that gets out of hand and I start to feel like I'm hiding some secret life because of the 4channish attitude many people have toward internet dorks like me, especially those of us who are actually directly responsible for creating the bizarre art that grosses out whoever is offended by furry porn. I don't think I have a persecution complex, I'm just really nervous because to be honest, Twoism is one of the first places I was ever considered cool by other people instead of just a sometimes obnoxious guy, or like as a kid i was just considered a crybaby and an amusingly spacey weirdo. And I'd be sad if my stupid furry artwork somehow caused people to just like, lose their shit laughing at me and just never quite see me the same way, who otherwise might have thought i was cool. I envy you guys, I honestly do, I know we all have our skeletons in the closet but I envy you guys because you're into all this weird and interesting stuff, and great music, but you're all way cool and as far as I know don't have to worry about what'll happen when people find out you have this double life make believing you're a cartoon animal on the internet for fun. Honestly i think if I just explained it the way it makes sense to me, people wouldn't think it was fucked up... it's more or less just a hobby and I do it for fun, yeah I'm really into it but I haven't lost my grip on reality or who I am or the fact that I have to shower before I go out in public and dress myself and be polite to people and have a job to pay bills. It's my own fault, though, it's not the rest of the world's fault I get so pent up and anxious about it, and hide it, nobody asked me to hide it and I'm sure most of the people who actually like me would rather I didn't. I just have issues about being worried I'll embarrass myself or get made fun of for it, and I don't want to invite that on myself, but I also don't want to treat it like it's a secret because nobody likes living that way for any reason.
i don't think you sound like an asshole.ninetyoneplus wrote:this forum is awesome.
sorry if i come off as an asshole sometimes.
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:28 am
Rumrumrum. Holy Guacamole.
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:56 am
Enjoying some beck after an insane amount of beer. and blues. hell yeahs.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:58 am
Watching lword and drinking rum beyond fucked up thank god for my spell correction on my iPhone fucking ass balls and trude and true I see why the lonely god fucks his creation. Ok well see ya when the sun shines. BoC I love you.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:27 am
vodka.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:53 am
What kind? Fuck I wish I had some weedsaturdayindex wrote:vodka.
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:28 am
Red wine. 13.5%
What's up guys?
edit: 2 glasses? Pretty sure.
What's up guys?
edit: 2 glasses? Pretty sure.