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Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:38 am**

Music is Math wrote:
BrandNewRetro wrote:
Music is Math wrote:Hmm, and here I was thinking we were done.
Eh, well I am.

Here ya go:
1. I don't understand humor apparently.
2. I'm a big crazy feminist bitch out to slice your manhood off.
3. Insert other stupid bullshit.

Alright that mostly sums up this shitfest, so I'm gonna go watch kids in the hall now.
Wasn't having a go, was just sayin'...didn't realise there was a barrage of other responses until now.
Haha I'm sorry man, I am a grumpy bastard lately. I haven't slept in two days and I'm nearing insanity. I think for some reason when I posted that it was supposed to be taken as more of a joke, and not as rude as it seemed.

It's cool yo!

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2011 4:13 am**

A couple days ago we had a class meeting in the auditorium and I ended up sitting next to a girl I kinda have a crush on. I felt awkward sitting next to her and I ended up moving to the empty seat next to me, I felt even more awkward after that.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2011 5:02 am**

Julian Candy wrote:A couple days ago we had a class meeting in the auditorium and I ended up sitting next to a girl I kinda have a crush on. I felt awkward sitting next to her and I ended up moving to the empty seat next to me, I felt even more awkward after that.

I lol'd. Sorry.

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:54 am**

For the first time in about three years I managed to make out with a girl I fancy. Unfortunately we were pretty drunk so it looks like it was just a drunken thing. :/

Well played fate, WELL PLAYED

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:56 am**

I don't know if anyone has already brought this up but the latest scientific data from Dr. Dre of Compton, California's Death Row Research Institute (DRRI) claims that bitches, in fact, ain't shit, and are little more than hoes and tricks.

They did extensive research on a Mrs. Mandy May, who according to a prominent researcher who declined to be named but goes under the alias "Snoop Dogg" and spent every day "under dem guts," corroborated the findings. Mr. Dogg became personally attached to the experiment, and her display of the findings caused him to become "heart broken," but he claims he remains locked.

When asked for comment, test subject Jewell responded "motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah. They need to chill, because I don't give a fuck."

HOPE THIS HELPS EVERYBODY!!!1

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:14 am**

Rincon wrote:I don't know if anyone has already brought this up but the latest scientific data from Dr. Dre of Compton, California's Death Row Research Institute (DRRI) claims that bitches, in fact, ain't shit, and are little more than hoes and tricks.

They did extensive research on a Mrs. Mandy May, who according to a prominent researcher who declined to be named but goes under the alias "Snoop Dogg" and spent every day "under dem guts," corroborated the findings. Mr. Dogg became personally attached to the experiment, and her display of the findings caused him to become "heart broken," but he claims he remains locked.

When asked for comment, test subject Jewell responded "motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah. They need to chill, because I don't give a fuck."

HOPE THIS HELPS EVERYBODY!!!1

Hahaha classic.

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:27 am**

this thread. omg.

Posted: **Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:19 pm**

my sis and i. after contemplating the subject for a while in our brand new inflatable jacuzzi, came to this conclusion: there would be no war probably if the world consisted of girls only, as it is men that strive for power, money and sex as girls, when it comes to these things, don't give a rat's ass. Most of the time.

Posted: **Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:24 pm**

TheSilenceEchoes wrote:my sis and i. after contemplating the subject for a while in our brand new inflatable jacuzzi, came to this conclusion: there would be no war probably if the world consisted of girls only, as it is men that strive for power, money and sex as girls, when it comes to these things, don't give a rat's ass. Most of the time.

"If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other."

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:25 pm**

Ignaz wrote:
TheSilenceEchoes wrote:my sis and i. after contemplating the subject for a while in our brand new inflatable jacuzzi, came to this conclusion: there would be no war probably if the world consisted of girls only, as it is men that strive for power, money and sex as girls, when it comes to these things, don't give a rat's ass. Most of the time.
"If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other."

and a bunch of hastily thought out but quickly apologized for salvos once a month.

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:18 pm**

TheSilenceEchoes wrote:my sis and i. after contemplating the subject for a while in our brand new inflatable jacuzzi, came to this conclusion: there would be no war probably if the world consisted of girls only, as it is men that strive for power, money and sex as girls, when it comes to these things, don't give a rat's ass. Most of the time.

Yall would still fight over men.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:43 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:07 am**

guise i'm smitten

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:31 am**

Yeah.

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:43 am**

All i really want is girls

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:17 pm**

about the whole "if the world were women only.." thing..
i feel like it would be the same thing if there were only women. one of the main reasons that men had most power and would be seen trying to get more of it is that women were of a much lesser importance in earlier societies (not so true in more developed nations, these days). so, as there is still the tradition of men being in power, it's not often you see women in the position of power so that the more deplorable parts of human nature can be seen. but, if the tables were turned, and women had always traditionally been in power since the medieval times (and earlier), i feel like we'd see the same thing. women lusting for more power and money while men think "if the world were only men..."

sorry for any grammatical errors or non-sequiturs, i'm rocking out REALLY HARD right now.

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:24 pm**

[citation needed].

and what of matriarchial societies that existed prior to the patriarchial ones?

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:18 am**

747Music wrote:Seriously though... boobs...

+1

I will resist the temptation to post a photo...

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:15 pm**

TheSilenceEchoes wrote:my sis and i. after contemplating the subject for a while in our brand new inflatable jacuzzi, came to this conclusion: there would be no war probably if the world consisted of girls only, as it is men that strive for power, money and sex as girls, when it comes to these things, don't give a rat's ass. Most of the time.

TheSilenceEchoes wrote: inflatable jacuzzi

how does an inflatable jacuzzi work? is it as rad as a proper jacuzzi?

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:44 pm**

So anyone up for a beautiful girls pictures thread?