____twoism

underwear once worn by

princes diana just before she married that creep charles, be very carefull [for the underwear fetishists] not to sniff it because...

the Queen had worn them to the last Redmoon party where she profusely sweated into them during a trance induced orgy.

While at the party, she found herself swooning to the mystical sounds of the track..

"We Are The Cheeky Girls." (the mystical sounds, by the way, are commonly believed to be music - this is a myth and you're really stupid if you believe it.)

Techboy wrote:"We Are The Cheeky Girls." (the mystical sounds, by the way, are commonly believed to be music - this is a myth and you're really stupid if you believe it.)

you ruined this thread.

A-Ball cracked up at the thread in a half-drunken manner. And proceeded to continue the story in the direction he wanted...

Mike and Marcus suddenly regained their senses, realising how rediculous they acted. They quickly contacted the head of the BOC project on those really old looking headphones used on some sort of radio thing.
Apparently the doctor fell asleep and kicked the apparatus over, rendering everyone horny stupid lunatics, which was only to be used on twoism members! Shocked and appauled he then set the apparatus to "really fucking insane?!?!11", to cover up any traces of a mistake in his master plan.

This could be the beginning of a much worse story...

Mike and Marcus' eyes began to bulge in an incredibley disturbing manner. The Twosim alliance shat their pants collectively. Etc....

"... The cadence of the pant-shitting inspired Mike & Marcus to compose the best song of their entire career... Mike made a hi-hat by scrapping an electric toothbrush along the lateral line of a smoked herring; Marcus composed a melodic hook by rubbing Melissa Olson's vibrator up & down a flourescent-light tube. They titled the song..."

'Fish Bulb Memories."

Inspired by this really fucking weird display, the Twoism collective (who had just finished the ritual burning of Techboy for ruining the thread whilst not quite fully present mentally) decided to make their own tracks by doing odd things.

Techboy, badly burnt, used the remains of a limb to make odd drum noises.
Others, did other things, like:

rubbed their burnt faces off tree bark back and forth to emulate shakers. it was all very...

fun when stoned, however in hindsight completely weird.

The highlight of this odd music creation session was when the secret weapon was used. The sandwich. It was placed in a square mould in a peice of plastic labelled "a²+b²=c²" and immediately it started producing beautiful sounds, punctuated only by the gasps of the twoism collective.

Well, the recordings show it was just a surprised rat or something, but it was a damned beautiful one when stoned.

It matters not. The recorded sounds were beautiful to the ears of the Twoism collective. The twist though is that they

all pulled their pants down at the same time and took a dump on the floor. After all that was done, they thought, "Wow, that was kinda...

Shitty.


So lets make up for it...

by sealing our anuses with kaliedescopes, to never shit again during this story. people without their own kaliedescope will have to share one with someone else.

The sight of Twoism using the geogaddi kaliedescopes as double dildos, whilst rubbing their faces on trees inspired..

A psychiatrist to write a book.

And music. Beautiful music. The sort of music that reminds you of the good ol days, where we all rubbed our burnt faces off trees.

The smell of shit seemed to be getting to the collective so they cleaned it up in msas using a method known as

toffee crisp gymnastics. a wonderous sight. they then went to a local cinema, and saw 'babe - pig in the city' which sent them into an intense fury. so they bought 6 tins of turqouise paint and paintbrushes and painted a hexagon on every pig from every farm in edinburgh. they then entered a large cave, revealing a huge consortium of media icons including: terry wogan, tom from myspace and max clifford. the boards could not hold back their tears... when they heard tom from myspace say "welcome my friends... these are my people... now they are your people too"...

But this was not because they were sentimentally touched; merely because the guy smelled really bad.

Most of the collective felt sick when they heard Tom say this, as it was very scary and actually it was indeed

very unfortunate. Mike and Marcus never would have ended up there if Aly, one of the two females of Twoism, would have been around but she was...



(btw, Hi guys, maybe y'all forgot about me, but I am still here )

still at Hexagon Sun headbanging with Olson and Miller.

"... Headbanging to an unreleased extended mix of 'Gyroscope' in fact. On top of this, they were also..."