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audiotrack
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Post by audiotrack »

The new album is finished.
It has been ready for over 6 months but apparently it is some of the older material that is holding things up.
They agreed to release Catalog3 first but the masters are kept really safe somewhere.
The thing is they forgot where they put them..
They are currently wondering if they should just forget about Catalog3 and just release Acid Memories and go from there..
The Acid Memories masters are supposedly with Catalog3.

What the fuck am i rambling on about.? :?
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I've managed along with harpoon dodger to figure out something huge... The story starts like this. Every times I'm walking down the road with a random playlist playing a random song in my mp3 player and a BOC gases truck drives by, the song switches to a BoC song almost immediately (not kidding). coincidence? get this, the logo they use for BOC is very retro BoCish Image. Perhaps a canadian front headquarters? We've managed to link some hidden messages in BoC songs to further proof this. In the trucks are an apparatus that sends signals to mp3 players and the like and makes them play BoC. Still not convinced? get this, The apparatus is being operated at a higher voltage than ever before causing a high frequency sound that only dogs can hear. Xentrix is a dog is he not? coincidence? I will soon find a dog and bring him into the nearest BOC office and confront them once and for all. Perhaps a youtube video will appear soon of an estranged man hassling BOC office workers about a new album release. Perhaps a news cast will soon say I'm missing. Look to Scotland friends, send help if word is made. God speed to the answers! God speed!
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Mike and Marcus are working on getting materials for the Bocset out of their secret vault in the bunker. They had installed lazer turret outside the vault, but forgot to program it to recognize them, so they need to figure out how to disable it first.

If any one on Twoism knows how this could be done, please mail them your advice so they can release the Bocset. Hurry!
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747Music wrote:I've managed along with harpoon dodger to figure out something huge... The story starts like this. Every times I'm walking down the road with a random playlist playing a random song in my mp3 player and a BOC gases truck drives by, the song switches to a BoC song almost immediately (not kidding). coincidence? get this, the logo they use for BOC is very retro BoCish Image. Perhaps a canadian front headquarters? We've managed to link some hidden messages in BoC songs to further proof this. In the trucks are an apparatus that sends signals to mp3 players and the like and makes them play BoC. Still not convinced? get this, The apparatus is being operated at a higher voltage than ever before causing a high frequency sound that only dogs can hear. Xentrix is a dog is he not? coincidence? I will soon find a dog and bring him into the nearest BOC office and confront them once and for all. Perhaps a youtube video will appear soon of an estranged man hassling BOC office workers about a new album release. Perhaps a news cast will soon say I'm missing. Look to Scotland friends, send help if word is made. God speed to the answers! God speed!
Yes. We shall infiltrate the offices Solid Snake-style..breaking necks left and right, hiding bodies in lockers etc..er. :lol:
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harpoon dodger wrote:
747Music wrote:I've managed along with harpoon dodger to figure out something huge... The story starts like this. Every times I'm walking down the road with a random playlist playing a random song in my mp3 player and a BOC gases truck drives by, the song switches to a BoC song almost immediately (not kidding). coincidence? get this, the logo they use for BOC is very retro BoCish Image. Perhaps a canadian front headquarters? We've managed to link some hidden messages in BoC songs to further proof this. In the trucks are an apparatus that sends signals to mp3 players and the like and makes them play BoC. Still not convinced? get this, The apparatus is being operated at a higher voltage than ever before causing a high frequency sound that only dogs can hear. Xentrix is a dog is he not? coincidence? I will soon find a dog and bring him into the nearest BOC office and confront them once and for all. Perhaps a youtube video will appear soon of an estranged man hassling BOC office workers about a new album release. Perhaps a news cast will soon say I'm missing. Look to Scotland friends, send help if word is made. God speed to the answers! God speed!
Yes. We shall infiltrate the offices Solid Snake-style..breaking necks left and right, hiding bodies in lockers etc..er. :lol:
For their new album, BoC has been using...........metal gear!? It can launch the album from any terrain! The patriots won't have it!
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OPEN UP THESE TRUCKS LIKE YOU'RE USING CAN OPENERS, IT'S FULL OF BOC GOODNESS.
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The Telepathic Kid wrote:OPEN UP THESE TRUCKS LIKE YOU'RE USING CAN OPENERS, IT'S FULL OF BOC GOODNESS.
No, you must not!

What those trucks are really carrying are samples from around the entire world. They deliver them along with synths and grainy tape recorders to the brothers, who are travelling the world looking for inspiration to fill out the album. It is almost done - I saw one of those trucks here. Soon they will go to Antarctica for the finishing track, made of glass and penguin sounds, and it will then be released.
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el-seadragon wrote:
The Telepathic Kid wrote:OPEN UP THESE TRUCKS LIKE YOU'RE USING CAN OPENERS, IT'S FULL OF BOC GOODNESS.
No, you must not!

What those trucks are really carrying are samples from around the entire world. They deliver them along with synths and grainy tape recorders to the brothers, who are travelling the world looking for inspiration to fill out the album. It is almost done - I saw one of those trucks here. Soon they will go to Antarctica for the finishing track, made of glass and penguin sounds, and it will then be released.
My goodness! Do you realize how close I was to taking one of them trucks out? I was fully suited up man! Good timing with that post. I'm still gonna see how they react when I walk into the office with a dog I named Xentrix.
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el-seadragon wrote:No, you must not!

What those trucks are really carrying are samples from around the entire world. They deliver them along with synths and grainy tape recorders to the brothers, who are travelling the world looking for inspiration to fill out the album. It is almost done - I saw one of those trucks here. Soon they will go to Antarctica for the finishing track, made of glass and penguin sounds, and it will then be released.
so, and this is kind of funny, and a little embarrassing, but i might need some help hiding a lot of scrap metal and some tires, on an unrelated note. PM if you can help. time is a factor.
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They've been kidnapped by their Dodecahedron Moon rivals, British Board Of Film Classification.
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