BOC are watching us.

Neccy60 · Post by **Neccy60** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:54 pm

The new album will have hip-hop beats aplenty.

Numerator · Post by **Numerator** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:42 am

and a six minute accordian solo

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:49 pm

Numerator wrote:and a six minute accordian solo

*Schwing*

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:21 pm

I've been really clear about the subject, but nobody seems to be interested. I'm Mike...marcus is an internetophobe. The new album is finished but warp doesn't want to release it becouse it couses ear bleeding.

Shadowshocker · Post by **Shadowshocker** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:34 pm

Cupz wrote:I've been really clear about the subject, but nobody seems to be interested. I'm Mike...marcus is an internetophobe. The new album is finished but warp doesn't want to release it becouse it couses ear bleeding.

oh, oh ohhh, I've heard there was many offerings of kittens wrapped in the shoelaces, to the gods for the recording of this one. is it true? how many kittens were there, and were they analog? how much tape did you use wrapping them before the almighty smited them with his lightening rod excrement?

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:37 pm

Shadowshocker wrote:
Cupz wrote:I've been really clear about the subject, but nobody seems to be interested. I'm Mike...marcus is an internetophobe. The new album is finished but warp doesn't want to release it becouse it couses ear bleeding.

oh, oh ohhh, I've heard there was many offerings of kittens wrapped in the shoelaces, to the gods for the recording of this one. is it true? how many kittens were there, and were they analog? how much tape did you use wrapping them before the almighty smited them with his lightening rod excrement?

*deep breath*

*exhale*

now THIS is the Twoism I remember. *warm fuzzy feelings inside*

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:50 pm

Mike and Marcus definitely don't even know this site exsists. Keep dreaming...

Chuck Beckles · Post by **Chuck Beckles** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:46 pm

Yngwie Malmsteen, Ulrich Shnauss, Axl Rose, Joe Satriani, and Taylor Swift will have guest appearances on each track on BoC's new album. But their contributions will be so buried in the mix, you won't be able to distinguish any of them.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:22 pm

Chuck Beckles wrote:Yngwie Malmsteen

You've unleashed the BoCcing fury.

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:54 pm

I would love another Geogaddi type album again...

Joebot Kill · Post by **Joebot Kill** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:00 pm

Chuck Beckles wrote:Yngwie Malmsteen, Ulrich Shnauss, Axl Rose, Joe Satriani, and Taylor Swift will have guest appearances on each track on BoC's new album. But their contributions will be so buried in the mix, you won't be able to distinguish any of them.

and solange will surely be doing all the vocals on the album?

Skytree · Post by **Skytree** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:24 pm

Tekmosis wrote:Mike and Marcus definitely don't even know this site exsists. Keep dreaming...

MDG is a mod of this board. He is a close friend of the band, and his purpose here is to keep an eye on things. Trust me, they know.

bluesky · Post by **Fredd-E** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:48 pm

Skytree wrote:they know.

portiss · Post by **portiss** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:26 pm

Joebot Kill wrote:
Chuck Beckles wrote:Yngwie Malmsteen, Ulrich Shnauss, Axl Rose, Joe Satriani, and Taylor Swift will have guest appearances on each track on BoC's new album. But their contributions will be so buried in the mix, you won't be able to distinguish any of them.

and solange will surely be doing all the vocals on the album?

Goddamn, I would pay 1000's for that kind of album. Would be awesome, the only proper artists on there are Boards Of Canada and Ulrich Schnauss, would be awesome to see how those others could fuck up 2 artists that brilliant.

What would even be better, if boards of canada made an album on which Chuck Norris does vocals ;o

I wish I could make music, then i would make an album with chuck norris samples ;_;

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:26 pm

Fredd-E wrote:
Skytree wrote:they know.

but they aren't 'watching' us lol

Chuck Beckles · Post by **Chuck Beckles** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:29 pm

Joebot Kill wrote:
Chuck Beckles wrote:Yngwie Malmsteen, Ulrich Shnauss, Axl Rose, Joe Satriani, and Taylor Swift will have guest appearances on each track on BoC's new album. But their contributions will be so buried in the mix, you won't be able to distinguish any of them.

and solange will surely be doing all the vocals on the album?

Vocals will be provided by none other than Alice Cooper singing through a vocoder.

Alice Cooper is watching us.

88marquis · Post by **88marquis** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:53 pm

Chuck Beckles wrote:Vocals will be provided by none other than Alice Cooper singing through a vocoder.

Alice Cooper is watching us.

Alice Cooper is Boards of Canada..

I was told not to tell you guys but.. he's the guy.

(parenthesis) · Post by **(parenthesis)** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:44 pm

I hope they continue to go in the TCH direction, that was their best album

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:51 am

(parenthesis) wrote:I hope they continue to go in the TCH direction, that was their best album

delete this ^

Twoism-ist · Post by **Twoism-ist** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:32 am

Tekmosis wrote:
(parenthesis) wrote:I hope they continue to go in the TCH direction, that was their best album

delete this ^

I disagree. The TCH sound is amazing, but I doubt the new stuff will sound like it.