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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:51 pm
by observation
Basepair wrote:
(man walks into a Butchers and says "Is that your Ayrshire Bacon?"
The Butcher replies,
"Nah, am just warming my hands!")
Har!
Man goes into a shop and says "I've had a look in your window and I want to buy the artificial vagina and the two big black dildos."
Shopkeeper: "Excuse me sir, but are you visually impaired?"
Man: "How did you know that?"
Shopkeeper: "Because this is a Butchers. Do you still want two black puddings and a whole chicken?"
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:10 pm
by Tekmosis
*after reading these suggestions*
...
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:11 pm
by Snufkin
How about... don't name the dog... wait for the dog to fix his own concept... (you'll probably find his chosen name will then be 'ball licker')
-Snuf
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:21 pm
by Basepair
what about "Rambo"?
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:34 pm
by Geodoogie
Mexicola wrote:Tiddles.
Polly.
Trigger.
Tiddles??? You do know its a st bernard??heehee
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:53 pm
by Tekmosis
How 'bout PTIKOBJ? I like that name!
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:29 am
by Treefingers
Call it Peter O'Hanraha'hanrahan.
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:16 am
by Chuck Beckles
You could just not name it at all and just talk to like like "aw how's my little shmoopy, woo? My li'l shnubby wumpkins?" And hold food in your mouth and have the dog eat from it.
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 am
by Tekmosis
Chuck Beckles wrote:You could just not name it at all and just talk to like like "aw how's my little shmoopy, woo? My li'l shnubby wumpkins?" And hold food in your mouth and have the dog eat from it.
Schnubby wumpkins.... Oh my god lol
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:18 am
by The Telepathic Kid
Ringo
Andy
Flappo
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:59 pm
by CoBoC
Git
Arse
Bum
Bollocks
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:19 pm
by saurus
CoBoC wrote:Git
Arse
Bum
Bollocks
or something elongated like oooooooooooooje
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:29 pm
by Tekmosis
Cujo!
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:40 pm
by Mexicola
Geodoogie wrote:Mexicola wrote:Tiddles.
Polly.
Trigger.
Tiddles??? You do know its a st bernard??heehee
Oh I knew alright
PS: another Dorset dwelling Twoism member. Welcome!
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:42 pm
by jakestott
Pat Sharp.
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 pm
by Basepair