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Mexicola wrote:I don't know her that well matey

You don't cliterally have to in this case.

Rodheh wrote:

Mexicola wrote:I don't know her that well matey

You don't cliterally have to in this case.

Hole-y moley.

Aerial Boundaries wrote:

Rodheh wrote:

Mexicola wrote:I don't know her that well matey

You don't cliterally have to in this case.

Hole-y moley.

Vagina.

Nah. You snatched at that one.

Well, I suppose this is what happens when people start throwing bottom of the barrel poons back and forth about a whale's gaping birth cannon. You don't just generally just clunge right into the juvenile abyss like this; higher standards are necessary! MGM already stole "cunning linguist" in that one film where Bond drives a Vulvo with a ejaculating seat - how will anyone top that line? OR top her name:



Those two are worth the price of the box set alone.

Ayo, what the hell happened to the birds that were in my signature!

They've been gone for years haven't they

Why life in 2015 is weird encapsulated:

I cooked a Thai curry last night (it was amazing btw) but made way too much rice. Boxed the extra rice up & put it in the fridge. I considered freezing it for later use the remembered there was something about freezing rice being A Bad Thing.

So naturally my 1st thought was that I vaguely remembered Techboy from these parts discussing the dos and don'ts of rice storage & reheating with renowned electronic producer Christ. on Facebook. Does anyone know the upshot of that debate? I don't want to waste my rice/ die.

tl;dr - heat it thoroughly, but only once. get above 85 degrees. its a bit weird that my facebook posts are being discussed on forums. it was okay before it was twice. D:

i'm getting a new job yay

so a family member of my boyfriends has gone missing with no keys, phone, wallet, money 12 days ago. no one has seen or heard from him, not his mum or his brother or his friends. he disappeared from a town centre in the middle of the afternoon.

WHERE THE HELL WOULD YOU GO. how is it possible that NO ONE knows where he is???

Hes dead. My house is chaos. Posting here because i dont know who to fucking talk to. What do you even say to someone bereaved like this?

Really sorry to hear that louise. I sent you a PM. the gist of it is, don't worry about what to say. Just be there to listen and over the next couple of days you'll work out what to say, and what to not say.

Ive replied. Thank you for the advice, I really appreciate it <3

Techboy wrote: the gist of it is, don't worry about what to say. Just be there to listen and over the next couple of days you'll work out what to say, and what to not say.

Just for any casual reader that might be browsing this, this is spot-on advice ^^^

*support and hugs*

I'm so sorry

Christ what a horrible thing

Heall yeah, going to see Lamb for the first time tonight. And tomorrow I will be getting my first kitten.

This, is a good week!

We're starting up...



Roll on 2016. See ya later.

I'm guessing sticker designs?