____twoism

Doing things that we cannot mention here due to bitchy censors and their warnings of nonexistant lawsuits.

Sorry this is old...

Meanwhile, six-five-two won the lottery and paid BoC to play a song live.

unfortunately this caused a mass migration of all boc fans to the secret location of six-five-two's live show, where they not only got to see the boc bros live but stole all of his lottery money. feeling guilty, the money was given to........

They find the magic window

But sincenobody can fnd the guy called "they find the magic window," the twoismers pick straws and the winner is...



Fredd-E.

Since nobody likes Fredd-E anyway, he got mugged and the money was split up between everybody else.

But thedisavowed, in cooperation with Steve-O and his associates, did sack the remaining Twoismers, and did restore unto Fredd-E his money. But then the United States military...

Took a dump on Fredd-E

FreddE took this as an act of agression and declared war on the US when all of a sudden

he heard a voice and the voice said

Welcome my friend. These are my people; now they are your people too.

to which fredd-e said...

the preperation for a dive is always a tense time

"... but I am ready for it."

The muff dive commenced.

the overabundance of muff caused the twoism collective to be caught off guard, while unknown to them

Fredd-E ran off with mod powers!

"Using his moderator powers for good, Fredd-E became flaccid and weak, a mere spectator and arbiter of pleasant news. The members of Twoism, complacent, apathetic, but mildly insidious, attempted to rescucitate the long and twisted tale of tree bark fece horns and kaliedoscopic sexual devices.

While the dawn chorus begins to tremor their daily song, Marcus and Mike awake from a slumber near their bocuma compound, make some tea and twiddle their knobs. Pleased that all the drudgery is behind them, they look forward to a new day(van). On an impulse, Marcus glides to the window, cup and saucer in hand. The rolling lawn stretched before him, undulating like the waves seen only in Northern Plastic(s). Conscious only of the chrysanthemum tea, steaming, too hot to sip, he closes his eyes and inhales. A rustling in a nearby shrubbery catches his ear, his attention is drawn to the green mass. "What's that mukinabaht?" he thought. A flash of yellow, and..."

iwishimademovies wrote:"Using his moderator powers for good, Fredd-E became flaccid and weak, a mere spectator and arbiter of pleasant news. The members of Twoism, complacent, apathetic, but mildly insidious, attempted to rescucitate the long and twisted tale of tree bark fece horns and kaliedoscopic sexual devices.

While the dawn chorus begins to tremor their daily song, Marcus and Mike awake from a slumber near their bocuma compound, make some tea and twiddle their knobs. Pleased that all the drudgery is behind them, they look forward to a new day(van). On an impulse, Marcus glides to the window, cup and saucer in hand. The rolling lawn stretched before him, undulating like the waves seen only in Northern Plastic(s). Conscious only of the chrysanthemum tea, steaming, too hot to sip, he closes his eyes and inhales. A rustling in a nearby shrubbery catches his ear, his attention is drawn to the green mass. "What's that mukinabaht?" he thought. A flash of yellow, and..."

a slightly darker yellow... he thought it might have been orange, but no... a slightly darker yellow. the tea was cooler now, and more inviting to the lips, but marcus seemed strangely unsatisfied. 'cheer up marcus' said mike, 'it's a whole 'nother year.' 'indeed' marcus replied, 'but i will not rest until that fucking twoism forum is removed FOREVER.' immedietely, mike stood up and...

...slapped his brother in the face. "Don't you talk like that!" , he said. "I've been a member for years now, and they are the greatest.Especially Cupz!"

Marcus was crushed. He sat there, mouth agap, while mike went on. A thought creeped into his head, "I spend too much fucking time with my brother, might I be gay?" He suddenly got up and ran for his dear sanity. He and ran and ran and ran until he found himself outisde of a bordello. "Time to regain my manliness!" he thought. Little did he know that...

The bordello was full of gays who raped Mike for his back catalogue. Mike was quick, though, and ...

beat them off with a Geogaddi kaleidoscope that he had taken with him. Standing triumphant over his would-be attackers, he proceeded to...