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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:36 pm
by Cupz
turquoise70 wrote:
Like, being on a spaceship with a sentient central computer, and interfacing sexually with some specially designed pleasure devices connected to it. And making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
I wrote a piece of script for a movie about that when I was about 14.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:31 am
by turquoise70
pianoforte wrote:turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
...
what?
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:21 pm
by louise
turquoise70 wrote:pianoforte wrote:turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
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what?
laughing
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:48 pm
by pianoforte
turquoise70 wrote:pianoforte wrote:turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
...
what?
just a complete lack of ability to come up with a response to that sentence.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:36 pm
by jakestott
Lesbian wrestling.
Hot daaaaaaaaaaayum.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:36 pm
by Jonse
turquoise70 wrote:
Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons
This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:05 pm
by turquoise70
Rodheh wrote:turquoise70 wrote:
Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons
This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.
I am now strongly considering this.
BONUS TRACKS (UK):
Shaving
Tail removal
Ponies
Sergals
crap, i'm running out of things that turn me on... time to hit the internet.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:15 pm
by Treefingers
Bonus Tracks (iTunes)
Richard Dawkins Yelling Racist Haikus
The Channel Islands
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:26 pm
by A_Northern_Soul
I believe the Channel Islands ARE pretty sexy....
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:56 am
by Twoism-ist
turquoise70 wrote:
I don't really think anyone's fetishes are silly. I mean, if you try to wrap your head around things that don't appeal to you, sure, they start to look silly. But that doesn't mean they are.
silliness is not necessarily a bad thing
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:38 pm
by Cupz
turquoise70 wrote:Rodheh wrote:turquoise70 wrote:
Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons
This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.
I am now strongly considering this.
BONUS TRACKS (UK):
Shaving
Tail removal
Ponies
Sergals
crap, i'm running out of things that turn me on... time to hit the internet.
www.gelbooru.com
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:31 pm
by TaoTapeTao
oh lordy
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 pm
by A_Northern_Soul
*resists clicking*
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:24 am
by turquoise70
Oh shit, that's another one I forgot.
Pedophilia. I totally get off on certain cartoon children.
At this point I feel it's important to note that my sexual fantasies consist almost entirely of non-human, non real subjects. I just don't get aroused by real life or the things that are in it. It's all up in my head, in my bizarre little imagination. Consequently I get to draw my own pornography, so that's cool.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:19 am
by turquoise70
Ustillhavefriends wrote:
Also turquoise, I used to be really into vore. Totally understand you there. I've kinda gotten over it though (it just doesn't turn me on anymore).
Oh, totally. Any list I give on stuff that turns me on is kinda temporary. I've gone through phases where certain things just do nothing for me, or phases where they do when they didn't before. There've been a few things I used to be into that kinda don't do anything for me now, too.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:43 am
by Cupz
Parasitic aliens.
Thanks Nicole, for breaking the taboo.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:45 am
by turquoise70
Cupz wrote:Parasitic aliens.
Thanks Nicole, for breaking the taboo.
Meh. A lotta stuff gets me off. And the majority of what falls into the "normal range" (anything involving actual human men and women having intercourse) does NOT get me off.
I've never been able to understand people who find real life, regular vanilla sex attractive.
Needless to say, this rather keenly shapes my dating pool.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:35 am
by Julian Candy
Shit Nicole, you made me feel so much more comfortable about coming out about that kind of thing. I guess I can say that I too have gotten off to certain cartoon children as well (basically rule 34 type stuff)
I don't know why, but that and incest has always been a prime fetish of mine, even when I was a child. Normal run-of-the-mill sex rarely does it for me anymore.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:15 pm
by saturdayindex
I have a weird thing for black girls, white girls, Asian girls, mix-raced girls, Spanish girls, Italian girls, French girls, scandinavian girls, tall girls, short girls, brown haired girls, blonde haired girls, big girls, skinny girls, and them carrying a little-bitty weight girls.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:34 pm
by turquoise70
Julian Candy wrote:Shit Nicole, you made me feel so much more comfortable about coming out about that kind of thing. I guess I can say that I too have gotten off to certain cartoon children as well (basically rule 34 type stuff)
Right on dude. Sexual shame is for sad old people from the 1950s. Frankly, if you aren't hurting anyone it shouldn't matter what gets your rocks off.