____twoism

drink his tea. At this point, Marcus was becoming furious. He snapped the kaleidescope in half, and went on to burn Mike's autographed vinyl copy of "Wee Tam." This was the end of BoC as we would know it. Mike went on to become a wealthy banker in London, leaving his rugged scottish tape-distorting past behind. Marcus on the other hand went on to...

crack the Top 40 with his hit "BoC Bluez". Mike was noticeably pissed and chased after his brother with a hammer..uh..Leading to the bros reuniting with the hit single "________"?

And THEN..........?

"Blood of Sandisons" the single, was at 2 on the IDM charts, with its smooth trip-hop beat and its vocoded samples of Tigers roaring. Kanye West called them up in the peak of their track's success and suggested they work together to make an phat track. Boc quickly replied with:

"We already have. You were the child in 'The Color of Fire'" Kanye paused. He did not remember this. After digging deep in his birth records, he found out that he was adopted at age 3. His real parents were_____

Miss. Sandison. Yes, Mike and Marcus are exually his brothers.
He dropped the phone on his foot as....

he shooed away a hoe who wanted money. After that he asked...

..brothers... can I join you?

"Nope" they said.

They left him behind to drown in his tears.
Later, at Hexagon Sun, they walked around behind the studio to the cellar door. After descending the short staircase, they entered a code into a keypad. A square seperate from the rest of the cement floor rose up to reveal an elevator. The two took it down to their underground complex This was where they did their real work. They activated the apparatus and adjusted the signal.

As the gigantic screen in front of them came to life, a figure became visible.
"Hail, master" the brothers said in unison.
Cthuhlu replied...

Cthuhlu: "Thou has done great work.Continue the brainwashing.Meanwhile, I have another task for you"

The Sandisons, still turning their face away from the enourmous screen: "Anything, master"

Cthuhlu: "Thou shalt sacrifice 2 male goats, then smear the blood on your ass, and press it on a peice of paper."

(fun fact: This is how the Geogaddi cover was made.)

They did what Cthulu commanded, but where interupted by a knock on the door...

It took about 5 minutes to get back up the elevator and answer the door. When they did finally answer it, they saw a stocky, chubby guy with bad teeth and many freckles.

"Hey! Itth the brotherth! I was thtarting to think maybe you werent home! I'm Larry Ferguthen (Fergusen)! I'm yer biggitht fan! Wanna trip?"

"Why didn't the traps get 'im?" Marcus wondered aloud.

The brothers didn't have much time to think - they were already getting covered in the guy's drool.

Mike whiped a big drip of drool from his face, and flicked it off towards the ground, making a splat sound.

Mike sayd "dude...what the fuck?" as he smacked the door closed with a big slam.

Marcus,who was lying on the ground,pucking of discust, gave a fake looking smile, sticked his shoulders up and sayd in a nonchalant manner "What the fuck was that all about?"

They heard that know again, only this time, they looked through the little whole in the middel of the door to check.

Larry Fergusen was still standing in front of the door, looking stupid as ever.He was not thinking of leaving.

Mike decided the only way to set things straight is...

...to appeal to our dark master. He quickly switched on the communication device and barked, "We need some major backup down at the bunker."

Cthuhlu responded: "I'm sorry guys, but I'm just a myth. A figment of your warped, busted up imaginations. You need to seek help, this is serious."

Mike turned to look at Marcus, and both fell to their knees in tears. "Everything that I know is wrong!" They lamented loudly.

At that very moment, Jay and Silent Bob showed up to save the day by...

Asking Larry if he wanted to trip with them.
"Sure!" said Larry, "I'm your biggitht fan!"

"Well that takes care of that" said one of the brothers.

They looked up at the sky at that moment and suddenly were angry. "Look at that sun! It's pissing me off!"

So they fired up the sound ray and proceeded to make the sun more hexagonal, and turquoise.

But the moon still wasn't forresty enough

CoBoC wrote:Asking Larry if he wanted to trip with them.
"Sure!" said Larry, "I'm your biggitht fan!"

"Well that takes care of that" said one of the brothers.

They looked up at the sky at that moment and suddenly were angry. "Look at that sun! It's pissing me off!"

So they fired up the sound ray and proceeded to make the sun more hexagonal, and turquoise.

Meanwhile in his studio at the abandoned amusement park, Synthetrix wonders if Marcus has received the package he sent.

Marcus got the package. But it was the wrong package. Little did anyone know, a midget in a trench coat switched the packages as he was walking by... Marcus opened the package it was filled with used condoms. Marcus dropped the box and began to..................

...weep in ecstasy. "Boy," He commented through blubbery sobs, "That Synthetrix really knows how to get you right here." He pounded his chest with a fist. "Michael. Get out the Secret Weapon. We're recording a phenomenal new album RIGHT NOW. Just for Synthetrix."

I guess that album hasn't come very far has it?


Heres the shocking truth: We haven't gotten any new material because Mike is in rehab. Yup. He was caught in a dirty Edinburgh public bathroom stall snorting infinite lines of colorful sevens.

As for Marcus, he vowed to get Mike out. He planned a plan so wonderfully planned out, it was a plan of a plan. The plan was to...

jesus what was the plan? Anyone remember the plan? I can't!!! After much BUMPING suddenly the plan cam back into view, it was to...

TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

The first step in Marcus's brilliant plan was to rally an army of frenzied BoC fans, hungry and frothing at the mouth for new BoC material. Months turned to years as they dropped hint after hint of a "new album" and the coup de gras, one day in 2012 they

UPDATED THE BOC WEBSITE WITH ONLY THE WORDS: BOCSET.

The hungry BoC fans went wild and the diametrically opposed BoC fans who were sick of hype did as well. The infighting generated a Civil War of gruesome proportions, and the two groups caused the Internet to break.

With phase one in order, Marcus...