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Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:25 am**

Which is odd since I haven't payed any attention to them for at least two weeks. I made a fanremix for them, for their new ep (can't remember the name but it was orange), and they started talking to me at a party, it looked like Guido's house. They where two very normal; almost boring people yet I was still thinking to myself how cool this was, meeting my childhood heroes like that and if I should tell you guys on the forum about it. I didn't. We talked about trackers and preferring the actual postal service over email. I tried not to shine through how ecstatic I was.

Later I kissed John Lennon in a train and startled him quite a bit by doing so. I think he thought I was going to kill him (so this was post-assassination) , so I apologized and we ended up having quite an interesting talk.

I woke up and masturbated.

Edit: I suddenly remember mike showing off his hand being badly fire- or acid-burned. Mike, if you're reading this...WATCH OUT!

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:23 pm**

You Lucky Bastard!

Posted: **Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:54 pm**

I am made nervous by the number 7500

Posted: **Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:12 pm**

Your....... childhood heroes?

How old are you?

Posted: **Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:33 pm**

beats being naked in 7th grade Social Studies

Posted: **Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:47 am**

There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of that. However, if you had masturbated during the dream, I suppose there might be something there to see a shrink about.

Posted: **Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:28 pm**

I guess I should explain a bit further:

The masturbation had nothing to do with it.
Nobody said this was a dream.
I am 24.

Posted: **Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:17 pm**

retarded story, bro.

Posted: **Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:01 pm**

GeogEddie wrote:retarded story, bro.

Oh shit, where is my mastercard?

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:58 am**

I saw Mike at a grocery store in Edinburgh yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Mike trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen roland Sh-101s in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the synths and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each synth and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:09 am**

pathetic

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:23 pm**

Are sh-101's so small?

Also, you sure this is not a blackadder episode?

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:37 pm**

i've found the key to marcus eoin's heart guys

we're getting married in 2 months

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:49 pm**

Thats really romantic,

I hope Mike and Marcus don't split up now! I'm just glad we don't know who they are, so we can't point fingers when it happens.

In other news. It was more of a daydream but...wouldn't it be cool to just stay-over for a couple of nights at hexagon sun? Have depressing tape-loops for breakfast and virgin sacrifices on beamers? Man what a good time that must be. haha!

Call me pathetic about dreaming like this if you want, but I saw the Invocation trailer MONTHS before it hit the scene. Sure it looked different, but still! I'm going to make a remix guys!

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:07 pm**

Dudeman162 wrote:
i've found the key to marcus eoin's heart guys

we're getting married in 2 months

that was my best post on this website

finally someone has recognized my genius

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:46 pm**

Vostok wrote:I saw Mike at a grocery store in Edinburgh yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Mike trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen roland Sh-101s in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the synths and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each synth and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

That story's obviously fake, it's way milky.

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:23 pm**

ScampSixteen wrote:That story's obviously fake, it's way milky.

Nah Mike's always yawning really loud over people talking, sometimes even while closing his hand over and over in front of their faces. Whoah wait a sec, is your permanent location *in* Michael Sandison? You stud, you might be a more authoritative source here than either of us.

Posted: **Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:18 am**

I thought this was real... *waits for the *coughs*newbie*coughs**

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:16 am**

Imagine if people were talking about you in this sort of manner.
*creepy*

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:38 pm**

"New album in 3... 2... Oh, wait. The fans are being weird again. Next year?"

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