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Your Unintentional Shit Songs
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:37 pm
by Cupz
Hey!
Post your unintentional shit songs here and I'll have a listen and try to bash it. Maybe we could all learn from eachothers mistakes!
LETS BE ASSHOLES ABOUT MUSIC POSTED HERE
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:03 am
by 2020k
Or maybe we can help each other? Lol. I'll go through my sessions later. There are a few, I'm sure, that are terrible.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:31 am
by Techboy
I've got drawers full of shite music. I'll post some later, it'll be a laugh.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:17 pm
by Cupz
2020k wrote:Or maybe we can help each other?
Of course! All in good fun. I'll be constructive

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:55 pm
by Perch
I like this idea... haha here is a joyful little tune my friend and I put together about having an accident:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/un4xb6p ... Myself.mp3
edit* sorry I know this isn't exactly unintentional, I'll try and dig through and find something better
Re: Your Unintentional Shit Songs
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:04 am
by re-phaelam-ed
Cupz wrote:Hey!
Post your unintentional shit songs here and I'll have a listen and try to bash it. Maybe we could all learn from eachothers mistakes!
LETS BE ASSHOLES ABOUT MUSIC POSTED HERE
every single tune i do is pure shit...i would love to hear how bad it really is. i might post one up to be shredded.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:35 pm
by Cupz
Perch wrote:I like this idea... haha here is a joyful little tune my friend and I put together about having an accident:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/un4xb6p ... Myself.mp3
edit* sorry I know this isn't exactly unintentional, I'll try and dig through and find something better
Oh man you gotto work on those vocals It feels like there is like a rock floor between the vocals and the backing track. Read a book about it.
re-phaelam-ed wrote:Cupz wrote:Hey!
Post your unintentional shit songs here and I'll have a listen and try to bash it. Maybe we could all learn from eachothers mistakes!
LETS BE ASSHOLES ABOUT MUSIC POSTED HERE
every single tune i do is pure shit...i would love to hear how bad it really is. i might post one up to be shredded.
Your posts where the inspiration for this thread.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:34 pm
by Techboy
ok here's sopmething
This was on my hard drive of old songs I released as "underwater", i think this is from 2008
I went in with honest intentions I swear but I ended up with this bullshit
volume warning
http://sequoia.ax.lt/calming_soothing_peacefulness.mp3
I also felt that the same thing happened here, in about 2012
edit: and just for fun here's a mix of The Big Mill from OOT4 from when I was messing about with the autotune / trying to find something very srs to complement Thatcher being a fucking bitch
http://sequoia.ax.lt/craigneuk.mp3
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:57 pm
by Cupz
Techboy wrote:ok here's sopmething
This was on my hard drive of old songs I released as "underwater", i think this is from 2008
I went in with honest intentions I swear but I ended up with this bullshit
volume warning
http://sequoia.ax.lt/calming_soothing_peacefulness.mp3
Thats frigging hilarious. Did you end up trying to use effects desperately to make it "better", cause I sometimes end up with that. Im starting to think that just means hitting CTRL-N
I get the feeling this is what you get when you try to be experimental sounding and not just see what happens when you experiment.
It reminds me why this failed:
https://www.mediafire.com/?b80zl7rz23hcxt8
*startles* OMG THERE IT IS ALL OVER AGAIN!
Techboy wrote:
I also felt that the same thing happened here, in about 2012
This is pretty special, in the sense you somehow found a way to make music that sounds like pure BORING. That takes heart.
Techboy wrote:
edit: and just for fun here's a mix of The Big Mill from OOT4 from when I was messing about with the autotune / trying to find something very srs to complement Thatcher being a fucking bitch
http://sequoia.ax.lt/craigneuk.mp3
Is that Pingu I hear?
NUUK NUUUK!!
Also, this is what you get when you write a counterpoint melody and not pay perfect attention:
https://www.mediafire.com/?b80zl7rz23hcxt8
also, this thread is opening my eyes while making music. The question "is this right to post in topic of mine?" is good quality control.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:01 pm
by re-phaelam-ed
Cupz wrote:
Your posts where the inspiration for this thread.
i know...mr rickles
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:35 pm
by Perch
hahaha alright, found this old intro theme that I made when I first started recording music
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/qvm2n5t ... /Intro.mp3
I don't think I have anything to say about this one...
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:45 pm
by GH
Britney Spears - Oops I did it again
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:45 pm
by GH
Sorry I misunderstood the thread title.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:15 am
by Lens Larque
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:17 am
by Lens Larque
i enjoyed the executive horn blasts
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:47 pm
by Techboy
Cupz wrote:Techboy wrote:ok here's sopmething
This was on my hard drive of old songs I released as "underwater", i think this is from 2008
I went in with honest intentions I swear but I ended up with this bullshit
volume warning
http://sequoia.ax.lt/calming_soothing_peacefulness.mp3
Thats frigging hilarious. Did you end up trying to use effects desperately to make it "better", cause I sometimes end up with that. Im starting to think that just means hitting CTRL-N
I get the feeling this is what you get when you try to be experimental sounding and not just see what happens when you experiment.
It reminds me why this failed:
https://www.mediafire.com/?b80zl7rz23hcxt8
*startles* OMG THERE IT IS ALL OVER AGAIN!
hahaha, yes i did, ... maybe if i bitcrush the shit out of it people wont notice the sheer horror!
omg man the detunation on that melody synth is actually doing my fuckin nut in. it sounds like the sort of music i might expect to hear at a nightclub for 13 year olds, but only if they had only taken way too much amphetamines and the room was melting.
that is the same link!
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:59 pm
by Cupz
Techboy wrote:
that is the same link!
*facepalm*
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:23 am
by 2020k
This is a song I made in 2008 right before I moved from Pennsylvania from Arizona. The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory when you pair them with an 18 year old about to move across the country. I suppose it's not so much shit as it is an early work. But, it's made up of some old preset settings, if I remember correctly and is kind of basic.
I cringe at the way I say "I don't wanna go," which is mostly why I'm posting.
IT'S ALSO REALLY REPEAT-Y.
Enjoy? Are we supposed to enjoy in this thread?
https://www.sendspace.com/file/4mixpd
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:47 am
by Betterthanyourkids
2020k wrote:This is a song I made in 2008 right before I moved from Pennsylvania from Arizona. The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory when you pair them with an 18 year old about to move across the country. I suppose it's not so much shit as it is an early work. But, it's made up of some old preset settings, if I remember correctly and is kind of basic.
I cringe at the way I say "I don't wanna go," which is mostly why I'm posting.
IT'S ALSO REALLY REPEAT-Y.
Enjoy? Are we supposed to enjoy in this thread?
https://www.sendspace.com/file/4mixpd
Y-Y-Y-Y-YYOU DON'T SEE IT
Also those those midi cymbals just kill me every time. At least I can say you're a good 1000% better now!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:37 pm
by Cupz
wow this is cool rj, its like boc and jimmy edgar having really awkward midi sex.
Did you say "I gotta get a dub from this?"