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747Music wrote:dont go up there!!! the music is down by the truck!

Forest_Opal wrote:Mexicolas a spooky person.

Josh wrote:Sometimes I would pay money for 1:46 of silence.

Navaru wrote:Soon my dog of war

Sky and Trails wrote:I should clarify that the way this is like crack, is that it inspires me and motivates me, propels me forward.

Also, I'm addicted to sweet sweet crack cocaine

mechanismj wrote:Kicking my weekend off with a little SUN!

Mexicola wrote:This whole thread is a complete travesty. For a moment I honestly thought I'd clicked on WATMM, or some other crap by mistake.

Orbited insanitarium wrote:I can practically hear the protests!

-"What do we want?"

-"New Material!"

-"When do we want it?"

-"Preferably any time but if we'd all get like a confirmation that you are making more music, that would be smashing news!!"

-"yeah....great stuff gang..same time next year?"

everythingyoudoisorange wrote:Penis is math

This is a collective Twoism community effort to maintain the cock
-Tom cruise, magnolia .. probably

Orbited insanitarium wrote:

Echelon wrote:The bros probably aren't constantly feuding, ego-centric rock-stars.

Imagine a grim dimly lit room, two shadows in slumped and draped in parkas on chairs. Smoke in the air, the interviewer leans over the table ready to ask the tough questions.......

“Mike and marcus, thank you for granting this in person interview with kerrang on the eve of your forthcoming release”

Mike -
“it's like our pleasure to be 'avin doozy chat whit you'se after such a long wait. D'ya know what I mean??!”

Interviewer -
"yes. Indeed. now it's been 9 years since your last album, what have you been doing in this timespace?”

Marcus -
“heh, what we've been doing?! fuckin' about mate. We got minted done an proper after......toggles barfest”

Interviewer -
"you mean tomorrow's harvest."

Marcus -
“aye, that bullshit, too much of a downer, ya know what I mean? well we're back with sum new stuff.
it's right class innit mike?”

Mike -
"too right our Kev, I stepped back from this masterpiece" (holds album in the air) "and I turned and said to im, this is the rock and roll sound we're after."

Marcus -
"the album starts out with a shredded guitar riff called 'welcome to the hex (you're gone son)' classik RoC"

Interviewer -
"RoC?"

Marcus -
"yep, Rock of Canada. Can't be arsed with that boards stuff, attention to detail shite! I want these chart toppers to be famous an' go down better than TMHCRT”

Interviewer -
“you mean MHTRTC?”

Mike -
"fuckin' hell man, you need to work on you's grammar!"

Interviewer sighs
"well, thanks for that....enlightening conversation, "the past has been inside da present" is out now on warp records."

marcus -
"been an gud old convo, ere mike? Can I ring our peter an' say we've done it? Ma phones on 3%!!

Mike -
“nae ya bastard, wait til we get back to pentland. Youse really showed, fuckin' showed me up today."

Marcus -
"shut up! Youse calling me a liar!!”

babylulu wrote:here's something
a comment on the Hooper Bay leak from what sounds to be an acquaintance of the band. possibly bullshitting, using Scottish slang. at this point, who knows

Biznasty wrote:off to the pub... /// --- ..-. ..-. / - --- / - .... . / .--. ..- -... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

Negamuse wrote:That's BoC in general though innit. When you realise you've listened to 4 albums back to back just listening to the hi-hats.

xeno wrote:2026 internet can do the rest. That's the hurricane. They're free to just lie back and watch youtubers put out "emergency reactions" and seven hundred comments about a freezeframe.

hexagonFox wrote:The Album is literally called "HELL"

Negamuse wrote:But listen with your ears, love what you love, and you'll never run out of great things to listen to. It's like an abundance mindset. Your favourite thing might still be out there ready to be made, by someone you've already decided has peaked.

Mexicola wrote:Visuald on the ceiling

wingster3 wrote:I’m very sorry Aesthetic and the whole twoism community.

Alvin wrote:Tune in tomorrow for more exciting adventures!

Alvin wrote: He’s cancelled though (I still watch).