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Sounds intruiging.. doesn't it?

Well it isn't. Because I just created a STORY THREAD. Gosh.

"One day, Mike and Marcus took a pleasant walk in the forest with their dog, Xentrix.. when suddenly (zomg!)....."


please continue Or the apparatus will pwn j00!

"... they stumbled on a wooden door (?)..."

"Which Archrival then opened, revealing the release date of their coming boxset to be..."

"never...Mike and Marcus then smashed Archrivals face with old drum machines and tape decks..."

"but it was all part of an elaborate plan to create an even more damaged sound."

"But then Derail suddenly..."

jumped from the trees

And gave six-five-two the BoC Set.

"Discovering what had just been given to him, he quickly took off running happily back home to brag his BoC forum."

"Unfortunately, upon playing the bocset, six-five-two quickly realized that they were just old Vanilla Ice albums."

"and proceeded to compose lutraphobic nocturnes using tuning forks and tepid rosewax..."

"which sucked.

Mike and Marcus then feasted upon the blood of small children. Or possibly happy meals. While in a forest. Because they're cool like that.

But then the forest caught on fire while smoking cigars, and they proceeded to run home crying.

But they were followed.. by drug addled lunatics/Twoism members who aquired the coordinates of the Hexagon Sun!.. "

Mike and Marcus made a run for it, making their way up the hill side. There was a glowing turquoise light just beyond the hill. As the Twoism crew were following them, chanting in tounges, BoC vanished over the hillside into the turquoise light . Just then...

The Disavowed threw his shirt off and stood tall at the foot of the hill for no apparent reason.

Several members fell to their knees weeping, and singing praises to boc..

and den..

A huge flying saucer (painted orange) flew from the hill side hovering above eveyone. A sprial trap door opened up from the ships bottom and it began to drop hundreds of baby chimpanzees infected with...

aids. All of this thread is a lie. This forum, boards of canada, and all of the records of theirs you own are not even real. The long, intricate story of why the BoC project was created goes a little something like this...

A long time ago....in a beautiful place...far far away...a long strand of magnetic tape from an analog tape reel was fluttering around in the wind...the wind blew the tape across rocks...through trees...skimming over water...and eventually ended up damaged and distorted in hands of a young boy...

This boy was squashed by an elephant. Which at the time was being ridden by the creator of the BOC project.
It was a project created in the late 50's by Doctor Richard Louis Eoin, a Scottish scientist working for the CIA. The project, branching from mind control experiments and.. things involving chimps, took on new avenues of discovery. Dubious experiments utilising a dangerous apparatus that could alter the human consciousness involving frequencies.
To this day noone knows where the Doctor is, but some think he is still operating the apparatus from a far off location(in an arctic bog). His decendants, Mike and Marcus now do his bidding, creating hordes of dribbling drones with their powerful sounds!

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... At any rate, Mike and Marcus began operating the apparatus; operating it at a higher voltage than ever before!"

Unfortunately, the brothers were unaware that Twoism, in allegiance with WATMM and Xltronic, had made unchallenged landfall at Redpoint, and were progressing towards the bunker with due haste...