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Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:04 pm**

I noticed a lot of weird looking people
work there. There is a woman at the
one I'm going to work at who reminds
me of a troll or a org. she has this
scowl a hairnet on a this weird Nike
windbreaker. She lurks around slowly
with this dazed look on her face like
she is thinking of her next victim to
poison.

The Grillmaster has missing teeth and
a lisp. He seems to be a real
American. YEHAW! There is one
normal looking girl that I can't stand
cause she always says smugly "you
just missed him" when I go in there
for anything job related.Such as my
work schedule. Now I have to wait till
Saturday. fksdhjgs I don't get how I
missed him since I got there on time.
The woman at the other Wafflehosue
has a permanent lean. She seriously
has her head cocked all the way over
to her left at all times. I can't explain
how weird it looks.

This makes me start wondering if I'm
going to turn into a beast after
working there for a few years.
A Wafflehouse nightmare.
So I'm going to try and not stay there
for long. Cause theres some voodoo
going on. You start working there
then slowly you start going to the
dark side. I'm going to try to stay
close as I can TO THE LIGHT.

So who else goes to Wafflehouse
here? Their food kinda makes me feel
dirty after I eat it. I'm not sure if
thats a good sign.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:13 pm**

I've always seen WaffleHouse as the place where career waitresses go to die.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:13 pm**

I have experienced the wafflehouse in my time.
i think its ihops evil twin sister.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:15 pm**

ryetronics wrote:I've always seen WaffleHouse as the place where career waitresses go to die.

Its sooo redneckk.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
but its a job.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:15 pm**

They don't have them where I live or where I grew up but I went to them all the time on road trips. They're always full of characters. I was at one in Arkansas at 2am and ended up playing a game of chess with a teenage goth with vampire teeth.

There food does make you feel dirty but that's part of the appeal, good every once in awhile. I only eat grits or hash browns there (scattered smothered covered and peppered).

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:16 pm**

The Other wrote:I have experienced the wafflehouse in my time.
i think its ihops evil twin sister.

Ihop's crackwhore trailor trash pregnant sister in law.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:17 pm**

kiki wrote:They don't have them where I live or where I grew up but I went to them all the time on road trips. They're always full of characters. I was at one in Arkansas at 2am and ended up playing a game of chess with a teenage goth with vampire teeth.

There food does make you feel dirty but that's part of the appeal, good every once in awhile. I only eat grits or hash browns there (scattered smothered covered and peppered).

scattered smothered covered and peppered sounds like a really dirty rap verse and goths freak the hell out of me. Especially vampire wannabes you'll never know when they'll want to feed.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 pm**

Last night I was in the drive thru at the Wendy's near the Spring Valley DART station, just off 75, and I saw a black guy with a huge afro rolling through the parking lot in a wheelchair BACKWARDS and singing to himself. Where was he going? You guessed it, Waffle House!

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:23 pm**

ryetronics wrote:Last night I was in the drive thru at the Wendy's near the Spring Valley DART station, just off 75, and I saw a black guy with a huge afro rolling through the parking lot in a wheelchair BACKWARDS and singing to himself. Where was he going? You guessed it, Waffle House!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD.
Wheelchairs are tight. If when I'm a old
hag and lose my ability to walk I'm so
going to get a pimped out electric
wheelchair and drag race it.

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:30 pm**

VIATRIPHOP wrote:scattered smothered covered

Ha, first thing I thought of when I read that:

twisting turning burning

(Odd Nosdam - "Untitled Three")

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:43 pm**

VIATRIPHOP wrote:
The Other wrote:I have experienced the wafflehouse in my time.
i think its ihops evil twin sister.
Ihop's crackwhore trailor trash pregnant sister in law.

YEAH well said.

I actually enjoy IHOP.

Hmm. I am so freakn hungray right now!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:07 pm**

The Other wrote:
VIATRIPHOP wrote:
The Other wrote:I have experienced the wafflehouse in my time.
i think its ihops evil twin sister.
Ihop's crackwhore trailor trash pregnant sister in law.
YEAH well said.

I actually enjoy IHOP.

Hmm. I am so freakn hungray right now!!!!

Belgium Waffles= <3

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:09 pm**

VIATRIPHOP wrote:
The Other wrote:
VIATRIPHOP wrote: Ihop's crackwhore trailor trash pregnant sister in law.
YEAH well said.

I actually enjoy IHOP.

Hmm. I am so freakn hungray right now!!!!
Belgium Waffles= <3

you just made it worse...

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:39 pm**

The Other wrote:
VIATRIPHOP wrote:
The Other wrote: YEAH well said.

I actually enjoy IHOP.

Hmm. I am so freakn hungray right now!!!!
Belgium Waffles= <3
you just made it worse...

I haven't had those thinsg in a year rehgkjwrhetj

Posted: **Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:50 pm**

There is nothing like stopping at a Waffle House in Kentucky while you're on tour with your band. Talk about some good skank food.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:44 am**

a disembodied signal of hope