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Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:33 pm**

You have to corrupt a wish that the person before you makes...

example: "i wish i had chickens"

"granted,but the chickens are dead."

Don't forget to make a wish after you corrupt one.

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SKIP OTHER PEOPLE'S WISHES!!!

I'll start this off.

I wish I could teleport.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:38 pm**

Granted but the chickens are dead...

or...how does this work again?
Just kidding

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Granted, but you accidentally teleport yourself in a mine-field.

I wish I could turn myself into lesbian girl whenever I say the word "tootysnoopalla" and in reverse.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:49 pm**

granted but this time a HUGE BUTCH dyke named candy keeps uncrossing her legs so u can see her tattooed thigh which reads sexy bitch LOL.

i wish for a trip to Japan.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:52 pm**

essicaj -_- wrote:granted but this time a HUGE BUTCH dyke named candy keeps uncrossing her legs so u can see her tattooed thigh which reads sexy bitch LOL.

i wish for a trip to Japan.

Granted, but Bush got a pearl-harbour flashback and bombed Japan.

I wish I was pretty/wasn't so ugly

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:41 am**

Cupz wrote:I wish I was pretty/wasn't so ugly

Granted, but once you're beautiful a soulless black hole of a woman becomes attracted to you, latches on and slowly sucks the life away from your gorgeous body with years of continual nagging, dissatisfaction and infidelity!

I wish life were always happy all the time.

(this should be good)

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:27 am**

I wish life were always happy all the time.

Granted, but the "happiness" is caused by a chemical agent (distributed by the govt.) that causes people to die (without warning and at an alarmingly early age) in their sleep. Happy dreams....

I wish I made movies.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:21 pm**

Granted, but the only films you make are crossroads remakes, featuring a bald britney spears.

I wish everyone defended there constitutional rights.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:44 pm**

Cupz wrote:Granted, but the only films you make are crossroads remakes, featuring a bald britney spears.

I wish everyone defended there constitutional rights.

but then everyone started voting republican.

i wish i was a rap superstar...

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:13 pm**

Granted, but you got shot by biggie smalls

I wish the youth of today had some more respect for the subject sex.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:19 pm**

Granted, but the youth of tomorrow have even less respect for it.

I wish I could read a book in thirty minutes.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:33 pm**

Granted, but it's a Palahniuk book.

I wish I could time travel.

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:28 pm**

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I had a mustage...

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:17 pm**

granted,but then your mustache makes you look like ron jeremy.

i wish i could re-live my life all over again with all the knowledge i have now.

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:18 pm**

Granted, but with freckles on your face.

I wish my name was popeye.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:38 am**

Granted but the legal paperwork required to make it official has coffee spilled on it and so Popeye is only a nickname.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:47 pm**

u forgot your wish..

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:07 pm**

I wish for world hunger to continue and gain momentum

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:02 pm**

Techboy wrote:I wish for world hunger to continue and gain momentum

Granted, the food in the world is gone, but everyone is now immortal and you must hear there whining every day...

I wish I had hair on my teeth

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:02 pm**

granted, but the hair came from someones dirty, hairy asshole

i wish i could lose a few stone

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:16 pm**

Granted, but now your zen-garden is incomplete

I wish I had amazing guitar skills