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Is ANYTHING better for sex music than Boards of Canada?
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:38 pm
by saturdayindex
I can't think of anything.
Boards of Canada imbues the experience with a sublime animalistic, yet magical and spiritual quality like no other music can do. It's actually pretty damn amazing.
By the way, I'm talking about deep, emotionally connected sex (lovemaking?) here, not gang-banging. Try some shitty electro for that.
Anyone else agree or disagree?
(PS Sorry if this topic has been made before)
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:02 pm
by ross adey
minnie riperton.
amen.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:47 pm
by polar sky
I prefer Rod Stewart's "If you think I'm sexy". I can bust a water balloon size worth of nut to that song.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:47 pm
by Fredd-E
ross adey wrote:minnie riperton.
amen.
"Two people, just meeting, barely touching each other
Two spirits, greeting, tryna carry each further
You are one, and I am another
We should be, one inside each other"
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:56 pm
by ryetronics
Benny Hill playing on the tv in the other room... sweet seduction.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:53 pm
by vonarx
mbv
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:47 pm
by mechanismj
Yanni. Duh.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:22 pm
by eppers
mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
loooooooooooooool @ yanni
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:25 pm
by saturdayindex
mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
Tried once. Resulted in a mess.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:29 pm
by turquoise70
saturdayindex wrote:mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
Tried once. Resulted in a mess.
Yanni's not bad for lonely masturbating though! Wait...didn't another thread get closed for being too sexual?
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:32 pm
by saturdayindex
Must be why i haven't heard much Yanni

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:35 pm
by Oliver
Barry White.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:56 pm
by thedisavowed
Squarepusher - Go Plastic, specifically.
And.. so long as this thread doesn't get pornographic (verbally or otherwise), ya'll are fine as far as I'm concerned.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:05 pm
by Guido
Portishead and Serge Gainsbourg/Jane Birkin

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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:06 pm
by isawdrones
i think fucking to boc would kind of trivialize it.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:21 pm
by Joebot Kill
thedisavowed wrote:Squarepusher - Go Plastic, specifically.
And.. so long as this thread doesn't get pornographic (verbally or otherwise), ya'll are fine as far as I'm concerned.
cant go wrong with "im gonna fuck you with my red hot cock"
first time i had sex with my current girlfriend was to geogaddi.
it actually made the experience a little more awkward than it should have been.
ALSO.....
cupz, ive had sex to your music... and it was damn good! how does that make you feel?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:57 am
by CoBoC
BoC could work for me, but it'd have to be a CD consisting of carefully picked songs, because I'm gonna get a lot less horny if The Smallest Weird Number is playing.
Songs that would work:
Orange Romeda: A dreamy rhythm and melody...wow...
Open The Light: Tranquil, happy ...perfect.
Satellite Anthem Icarus: I just think it works.
Pete Standing Alone: Again, a nice upbeat tune, this one is my favorite for this so far.
Aquarius: I don't think I need to explain this one, but I might have to be prepared for whatever reaction my partner would have to all the "orange" and the counting. Hopefully she's ignoring the music by now. Or, even better, enjoying it.
Peacock Tail: I think this is probably BoC's closest thing to a love song.
Dayvan Cowboy: Three words: Gradual cymbal climax.
Heard from Telegraph Lines: A lullaby. This would be a fine song for after, when I'm holding her in my arms, reinforcing that something good just happened (And maybe we should do it again sometime?)
Songs that would NOT work:
Sixtyten: "It's all right" "WHATS HAPPENING?!" - What, am I raping her now?
In The Annexe: I wouldn't really be surprised when she thinks I'm a serial killer now. This is not sex music. This song is... otherworldly.
Music Is Math: I hate to say it, but even though this song is totally pretty, it's too 'dark' for what we're up to. This kind of pretty is reserved for times of study, or introspection.
Yeah, the 'no' list would be pretty long. BoC's not your conventional sharing music, and even less so between the sexes (at least when you're trying to invoke a lovemaking mood.)
She'd have to be a pretty special girl.
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:09 am
by IanRedpoint
ross adey wrote:minnie riperton.
amen.
You bastard!

I've got that spacehopper spanking scene from Jam in my head now.
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:39 am
by novayshun
all you need is a real woman and a bit of tlc

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:16 am
by mechanismj
saturdayindex wrote:mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
Tried once. Resulted in a mess.
I thought that was the point?!