____twoism

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:17 pm**

I like you, how old are you? What do you do? Tell me all the juicy details!

You are interesting, I want to talk with you on this thread. Is that okay?

How do you do?

Three of you - you are the best individuals here. I mark you as the peak of intelligence on this otherwise worthless pile of bedroom musician teenagers' MESSAGEBOARD.

The rest of you puddles, please don't pollute this thread with your weak adolescent uncool wheening. Let us, real people, talk here. Thankyou.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:39 pm**

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:48 pm**

vonarx wrote:hi

Oh well. I'm not the witch as you think.

Hi vonarx.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:13 pm**

I am hardly worthy of such flattermenterings!

But, to answer your question, I am a son of 1987.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:18 pm**

ZX-Pilot, you have miscalculated.
YOU! are the top 4 most intelliegnt peopl eon this board.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:23 pm**

Techboy wrote:ZX-Pilot, you have miscalculated.
YOU! are the top 4 most intelliegnt peopl eon this board.

Ohhhh, how I could possibly forgot TECHBOY!!! Sorry!

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:53 pm**

I don't buy into compliments.

...but would that automatically enter me into the list?
We appear to have entered a paradox. One of our lives must end, and so I propose an English grammar competition to decide who must go.
Best grammar wins.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:57 pm**

Hi guys what's up in this thread eh

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:58 pm**

zx is silly

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:04 am**

Shadowshocker wrote:zx is silly

Oh how could I possibly forgot genial Shadowshocker!!! I knew something's missing in the list! It was like a flower without sun!

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:07 am**

Techboy wrote:I don't buy into compliments.

...but would that automatically enter me into the list?
We appear to have entered a paradox. One of our lives must end, and so I propose an English grammar competition to decide who must go.
Best grammar wins.

Sure you don' buy into compliments, that's why you are on the list. Regarding your second remark, if one of our lives must end then I propose russian roulette. FUN!

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:17 am**

I must say..I've come to enjoy your musings here ZX

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:44 am**

ZX-Pilot wrote:
Techboy wrote:One of our lives must end, and so I propose an English grammar competition to decide who must go.
Best grammar wins.

Okay, you wrote "English grammar". Grave mistake. You should write "english grammar" without capitalization.
But noble as I am, I am going to spare your life. You will be more useful alive.

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:29 pm**

ZX-Pilot wrote:
ZX-Pilot wrote:
Techboy wrote:One of our lives must end, and so I propose an English grammar competition to decide who must go.
Best grammar wins.
Okay, you wrote "English grammar". Grave mistake. You should write "english grammar" without capitalization.
But noble as I am, I am going to spare your life. You will be more useful alive.

That's it - it's a grammar-off! We've got ourselves a grammar-off!

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:04 pm**

Actually, "English" should be capitalised as it's a proper noun.

how I could possibly forgot

This should have been "how could I possibly forget" (though the second time you say it you get a BIT better and say "how could I possibly forgot"). The word "forgot" is past tense, whereas "forget" is present tense and future tense, as fits in the sentence.

There's more, but I'm not sure if I believe it's stylistic and not actually incorrect...

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:21 pm**

i'm 32 you twat

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:54 pm**

Techboy wrote:Actually, "English" should be capitalised as it's a proper noun.
how I could possibly forgot
This should have been "how could I possibly forget" (though the second time you say it you get a BIT better and say "how could I possibly forgot"). The word "forgot" is past tense, whereas "forget" is present tense and future tense, as fits in the sentence.

There's more, but I'm not sure if I believe it's stylistic and not actually incorrect...

Oki, but you forgeting that inglish are not my native thong, besiding that I am speaks 3 more language besiding my native rusian lagguage, so I want say I very sory if I not speaking shekspir inglish.

That are not is fair, are you imagine that I am test you rusians or franch gramar - you are be dead chickin luse chaleng by today. Oki... you are win this gramar challenging.

I thinks you better come many chalenging me sport like hay jump or swiming pul fast race, I very gud condishon.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:21 am**

I know that. That's why I chose an English grammar competition and not a Russian or French grammar competition :O

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:48 am**

quack quack quack

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:16 am**

ZX-Pilot wrote:I thinks you better come many chalenging me sport like hay jump or swiming pul fast race, I very gud condishon.

*holds in laugh*

____twoism

Hello saturdayindex and Vordhosbn and Treefingers

Hello saturdayindex and Vordhosbn and Treefingers