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Let's Make Up Band Names! !!
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:21 pm
by Chuck Beckles
If you had a band, real, imaginary, or both, what would you name it? If you form a band consider these magnificently marketable monikers.
Sphincter Wink
Koala Knows Karate
Creatures of Habit
The Furry Pits
Quaffle
Hipsters on Ice
The Yodeling Accordionists
Bukkake Hockey
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:40 am
by (parenthesis)
Zargothleps
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:47 am
by turquoise70
me and my friends are forming a drone band called SPRAWLSCAPE
i also want to name a band Vagin Monstrueux
freebies:
hats on fire
doliaceps
forest of mockery
the glibbons
torale torale torale (ttt to fans)
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:33 am
by Tekmosis
The Magnificently Marketable Monikers
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:53 am
by dave_from_2001
The New Gibbons!
King Whistle and the Whiskey Whiskers
Vone
Pete and the Pencil Toppers
edit : Glibbons
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:58 am
by 88marquis
the tallpines
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:30 am
by turquoise70
breakfast in the links
the ironic dumbfuckers
trexle
pistyface
don't fuck with abraham
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:47 am
by dave_from_2001
Old Salt
The Wine-Os
Zaxxon
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:23 am
by turquoise70
dave_from_2001 wrote:Zaxxon
FUCK yeah
peppermint solo
grimlock
testimony h
given the following
periwinkle gimmick
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:50 am
by s7409651
Mr Chuck Beckles.. 'Sphincter Wink' is disturbingly funny.
My two hypothetical 'side projects'
Gravey Nipples - Acoustic Metal
Seks Grot (sex cave) - Thrash-Folk
My brother's punk band was called STEAKFACE. I always kinda liked that.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:29 pm
by Treefingers
Me and my friend came up with a load of funny band names - the only one I can remember is Multiple Autism.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:14 pm
by playbyletters
Loli Cum Dumpster (loli ripe clone perhaps)
Contagious Eye Fellatio (grindcore)
Vomitorture (motionsick-death-grind metal)
Arrogant Rhubarb
Maptexter
The Odlid Boys (backstreet boys alias)
The Backdoor Boys (another one)
DJ HORSE SALIVA (BREAKCOREKDJSFHDSKJFH!!!!11)
Nine Inch Nintendo (plz don't sue)
The Fleas
Non Xorr
Fozen Rod
Argophoebics For Weasels (indie rock?)
WcnWcnWncW
Moonsupper
Regression Of Indisirabel's Stonepipe
aâäâaphes twim
Spongemind Angora
Sulphemencient Sermentic Sausage
Drumach Venom
Night Of LSD
Lubricant Salty Dorkshot
Heroine Of Heroin
Virginowhere
Zill Zecord Zor Zood
Absorbant Asborb
Bananas Utilize Radical Gas Like A Rotten Sandwitch
Penciline
Ine Drummach (lols)
woo!
this is fun!
can you find all the hidden messages and wordplays in the bandnamnes?
i will draw a big nice drawing for the person who does!
70, i really love "forest of mockery "
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:25 pm
by Magic Brenda
playbyletters wrote:Loli Cum Dumpster (loli ripe clone perhaps)
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:01 am
by dave_from_2001
Fum
Credit Report (arena rock w/jazz extensions)
The Compact Dicks
Persimmon Pudding
Whomp
Ranger Rickenbacker and Greyknee
The Furnishings
edit : Maptexter I like!
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:26 am
by Joebot Kill
heh chuck, i havent heard sphincter wink before.
what about glamor hammer?
oh yeah, i really like bukkake hockey. haha
i have a big long list of band names but theyre not really funny.
i do like SUPER PHANTICOM though.
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:19 am
by CoBoC
The Sexual Congress
The Asexuals
Ear Rape
Varnish Glug
Hey Look We Have Instruments
The Geriatric Strippers
Britney Spears Tribute Band
Tupac Zombie
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:48 am
by dave_from_2001
CoBoC wrote:The Sexual Congress
Britney Spears Tribute Band
Tupac Zombie
OH MY GOD
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:56 am
by (parenthesis)
Touch My
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:09 am
by dp
Hypothetical Virgins
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:06 am
by Tekmosis
Pillowcase Time Machine
CeleryBacon
The Tire Swing Bananas
Orange Calender Pants
Spaghetti Engine
Rusty Salad Hamper
62 Pineapple Bells
Medicine Helmet
Gas Station Lamps
Yummy Bridge Jello