____twoism

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:02 am**

Does Twoism know any jokes?

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:55 am**

Knock knock...

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:02 am**

747Music wrote:Knock knock...

who's there?

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:11 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:20 am**

Waterbagel wrote:
747Music wrote:Knock knock...
who's there?

Horse p...

hehehe, waiting for the kicker......... hehehe.....

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:43 pm**

Maybe some flowers will help?

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:09 pm**

MAYBE SOME FISH?

..sorry you're feeling down mate

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:17 pm**

Sucks you're feeling down. I'd invite you over for a toke and a pizza and of course some BoC, but you live too far.

Soooo...

http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesninten ... end=1&ob=4

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:13 am**

Some of these test answers are could help:

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:49 am**

School of Abstinence Vs. School of Life
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com ... s-test.jpg

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:24 pm**

Hahaha, those answers are great! I used right down "Chicken Wopper" for every answer on our papers and our teacher didn't bother to look at any of the papers, so he would just put an A on every one. We were all dumb founded when I got my paper back and I got an A. We knew from there on he never really checked our papers, he just wanted us to pass so he didn't have to deal with us anymore.

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:03 pm**

HAHAHAHA. I'm literally in tears over that "expanded" math problem. Genius.

MAN! I would totally buy a book FULL of wiseguy answers to school tests and quizzes. The teacher's clueless edits are the icing on the cake.
Are there more? Is there a website for those? MORE!

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:52 pm**

I just google images searched "Funny Test Answers" or something. I think there are loads of web pages with them on though. I think saurus will feel loads better if we can collectively post some of the best ones here

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:37 am**

Cheer up!

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:42 am**

Here:

http://www.simplynoise.com/

Set to brown noise, med ocsillation and relaaaax

Those test answers cheered me up and I didn't even think I needed cheering up!

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:24 am**

If you close your eyes while listening to the various noise types, then your mind can conjure images.
I usually just use my Waldorf Blofeld and make a patch of just white noise and put a rock on a key to hold it down. Boom, synthesizer = white noise generator.

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:25 am**

Haha these test answers are great, my sister told me that in her final year school exams, the boy one row over opened the paper read the first question, frowned, then drew an detailed Ferrari for the next 2 hours.

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:27 am**

This is so good, even if you don't watch mad men. Hope you feel better soon

Posted: **Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:55 am**

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:23 am**

http://fatpita.net/?i=5373

____twoism

I need cheering up

I need cheering up