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Got any good insults?

I like,
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.

You are everything that is wrong with everything that is wrong in the world

Smartass

Can this this thread getting a bit nasty haha

I like occasionally calling people "cretinous hominids", aside from that... I don't know. I'm Scottish... so... the usual British insults apply, like, for example: I think calling someone a "cunt" is a lot more offensive in other parts of the world than it is here.

EDIT: but if someone still finds it too offensive, I'll call them a "quim" instead.

fujee wrote:Can this this thread getting a bit nasty haha

shut the fuck up ya pussy

Quillian wrote:I think calling someone a "cunt" is a lot more offensive in other parts of the world than it is here.

Haha yeah calling someone a cunt here is almost a term of endearment.

Cunt always seals the deal in real life.

saurus wrote:

fujee wrote:Can this this thread getting a bit nasty haha

shut the fuck up ya pussy

why were you not aborted?

You fight like a cow!

I think my favorite one I've heard was when I was in college. The professor was upset with a non-interested student and he broke down and said... "YOU ARE A WASTE OF PARKING SPACE!"

asymmetrical head wrote:I think my favorite one I've heard was when I was in college. The professor was upset with a non-interested student and he broke down and said... "YOU ARE A WASTE OF PARKING SPACE!"

in la ? i find that hard to believe

Treefingers wrote:You fight like a cow!

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. He must have taught you everything you know.

I've always been partial to: 'If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his fucking nose.'

Alternatively (and definitely higher on the offensive scale) - overheard to a loudmouth dickhead down the pub one night: 'Mate, does your mouth bleed once a month? (Pauses while idiot gives him a quizzical look) It's just that you look like a cunt and you definitely sound like a cunt, so I was just wondering.....'

And finally, my mate notices a rather ugly woman next to us in a club. Turns to us and says: 'Fuck me, she's got a face like a melted welly.'

fujee wrote:

saurus wrote:

fujee wrote:Can this this thread getting a bit nasty haha

shut the fuck up ya pussy

why were you not aborted?

look up the word stupid in the dictionary and its YOU

I love 'assbag' and 'asshat'.

Mexicola wrote:Alternatively (and definitely higher on the offensive scale) - overheard to a loudmouth dickhead down the pub one night: 'Mate, does your mouth bleed once a month? (Pauses while idiot gives him a quizzical look) It's just that you look like a cunt and you definitely sound like a cunt, so I was just wondering.....'

And finally, my mate notices a rather ugly woman next to us in a club. Turns to us and says: 'Fuck me, she's got a face like a melted welly.'

Both of them are just amazing, high tier insults.

Douche Nozzle and Ass Pipe.

Mexicola wrote:
And finally, my mate notices a rather ugly woman next to us in a club. Turns to us and says: 'Fuck me, she's got a face like a melted welly.'

what is a welly?

urban dictionary has a variety of entries.

Vexille wrote:

Mexicola wrote:
And finally, my mate notices a rather ugly woman next to us in a club. Turns to us and says: 'Fuck me, she's got a face like a melted welly.'

what is a welly?

urban dictionary has a variety of entries.

A rubber boot used by farmers and the like to avoid getting mud on the trousers..... you wanker