Help Me Name My Dog

observation · Post by **observation** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:51 pm

Basepair wrote:
(man walks into a Butchers and says "Is that your Ayrshire Bacon?"
The Butcher replies,
"Nah, am just warming my hands!")

Har!

Man goes into a shop and says "I've had a look in your window and I want to buy the artificial vagina and the two big black dildos."
Shopkeeper: "Excuse me sir, but are you visually impaired?"
Man: "How did you know that?"
Shopkeeper: "Because this is a Butchers. Do you still want two black puddings and a whole chicken?"

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:10 pm

*after reading these suggestions*

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Snufkin · Post by **Snufkin** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:11 pm

How about... don't name the dog... wait for the dog to fix his own concept... (you'll probably find his chosen name will then be 'ball licker')

-Snuf

Basepair · Post by **Basepair** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:21 pm

what about "Rambo"?

Geodoogie · Post by **Geodoogie** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:34 pm

Mexicola wrote:Tiddles.
Polly.
Trigger.

Tiddles??? You do know its a st bernard??heehee

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:53 pm

How 'bout PTIKOBJ? I like that name!

Treefingers · Post by **Treefingers** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:29 am

Call it Peter O'Hanraha'hanrahan.

Chuck Beckles · Post by **Chuck Beckles** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:16 am

You could just not name it at all and just talk to like like "aw how's my little shmoopy, woo? My li'l shnubby wumpkins?" And hold food in your mouth and have the dog eat from it.

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 am

Chuck Beckles wrote:You could just not name it at all and just talk to like like "aw how's my little shmoopy, woo? My li'l shnubby wumpkins?" And hold food in your mouth and have the dog eat from it.

Schnubby wumpkins.... Oh my god lol

The Telepathic Kid · Post by **The Telepathic Kid** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:18 am

Ringo
Andy
Flappo

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:59 pm

Git
Arse
Bum
Bollocks

saurus · Post by **saurus** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:19 pm

CoBoC wrote:Git
Arse
Bum
Bollocks

or something elongated like oooooooooooooje

Tekmosis · Post by **Tekmosis** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:29 pm

Cujo!

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:40 pm

Geodoogie wrote:
Mexicola wrote:Tiddles.
Polly.
Trigger.
Tiddles??? You do know its a st bernard??heehee

Oh I knew alright

PS: another Dorset dwelling Twoism member. Welcome!

jakestott · Post by **jakestott** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:42 pm

Pat Sharp.

Basepair · Post by **Basepair** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 pm

jakestott wrote:Pat Sharp.