cupz going to the hospital

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:25 pm

Cupz i wish you and your ass a speedy recovery from what is ailing you!

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:08 pm

I think I owe this forum an explanation to what was going on. So here's the story of me and my ass.

It all takes place right above the tailbone. A little hair was being a fucktart and started to grow inside my skin. This made my tailbone go blue and swolen up. So after a week of severe pain and telling myself this would go over by laying on one side, I decided to go to the doctor.
She said: "yeah...thats a bastard alright, and its not something you get rid of with ointments and cotton-balls...we need to cut this open".
So I went to the hospital, waited 5 hours and... I went through hell.
Ever fell on your tailbone? You must know what a sensitive place that is...and there he was, the doctor, sticking needles right into my nerve system. He did this 5 times and said it was impossible to sedate the entire wound...so hell was just about to start.
He cut a hole right above my tailbone and pressed it out like a giant pimple. Puss and blood everywhere. I was screaming my longs out, and laughed hysterically (not that I thought it was funny, its just a way to cope).

So now I have an open wound right above my tailbone, which is leaking puss and blood like crazy.
There was also an adventure in the shower where my wife had to pull out the gauze bandage...yuk.

All in all, it was a very weird and painfull experience.

SHAVE YOUR ASSES PEOPLE!!!!

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:41 pm

OUCH.

That sounds horrible Cupz. ....it does make for a fantastic story, though.

I'm glad it's taken care of at least, now you just need to recover and don't stress your ass out too much.

(parenthesis) · Post by **(parenthesis)** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:56 pm

I'll make sure to be kinder to my ass after reading that

Numerator · Post by **Numerator** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:57 pm

that sounds ghastly cupz!
hope it doesn't cause you too much pain and unpleasantness

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:35 pm

I'm glad I ate before I read that!!!

Seriously man, sending you some good wishes from across the English Channel. Good wishes and a plump feather cushion.....

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:23 pm

Oh dude! that sounds nasty. Being an ex-skateboarder, I've fallen on my tailbone before. That's a sensitive area. Must have hurt a lot.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery buddy.

Phasen · Post by **Phasen** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:22 pm

ahh the dangers of taking coke up the wrong end...

Get well soon mr. cupz!

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:22 am

Sorry to hear it, hope you get better soon man!

mrhat89 · Post by **mrhat89** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:43 pm

get well, cupz!

Nazeal · Post by **Nazeal** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:08 am

well glad you're still alive cupz

And thank you for the sage wisdom of ass shaving

THE most important of all shavings

JosephG · Post by **JosephG** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:17 am

God man, that sounds absolutely terrible. I will certainly take your advice and keep that area smmooothhh.
And I really hope that everything works out, I can't imagine how that must feel. I am sending all available positive energies in your direction at this moment.
....

And Dude. Props to your wife, she must really love you! Mine wouldn't go anywhere near my ass.

The Friendly Stranger · Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:57 pm

That sounds horrific. I've bruised my tailbone before and it was unbearable so I can't imagine how bad this must have been. Feeling better yet?

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:25 pm

I feel allot better actually. The wound is not bleeding anymore and I can sit down in a normal fashion.
I also dropped my paracetamol level from 3000mg a day, to just 500mg.

BrandNewRetro · Post by **BrandNewRetro** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:37 pm

Really glad you're feeling better dude, sounds like it was quite an unpleasant experience - you seem to have handled it very well though, muchos credit to you! All the best.