girls

saurus · Post by **saurus** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:16 am

theyre pretty cool huh.... and a little infuriating

in fact theyre infuriating and excruciating until one little moment and then they're amazing. and you forget all about it huh

i love/hate girls

the end

ninetyoneplus · Post by **ninetyoneplus** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:48 am

also, they have cooties! gros!

ShammenDelly · Post by **ShammenDelly** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:54 am

FECK ARSE DRINK GIRLS

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:34 pm

well if one thing can be said conclusively about girls it is that they are definitely female

The Telepathic Kid · Post by **The Telepathic Kid** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:02 pm

Girls is a good band.
Their album Album was pretty nice slice of indie rock with throw backs to classic rock.

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:18 pm

Boobies.
Talk too much.
Unnecessary use of scatter cushions.
Can't reverse park.
Married to one.

Yes, yes, I'm vaguely aware of them. Odd little things, but amusing enough.

Snufkin · Post by **Snufkin** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:33 pm

Problem with girls is you can't play lightsaber-sausage battles with them like you can with boys.......

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.............. lol i'm totally gna post that.... ;D

-Snuf

A_Northern_Soul · Post by **A_Northern_Soul** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:29 pm

Mexicola - you forgot to add inability to watch a film without asking Who's that? Or commenting on what one of the characters is wearing, during a vital scene.

We love 'em really though.

And yeah. Boobs.

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:06 am

A_Northern_Soul wrote:Mexicola - you forgot to add inability to watch a film without asking Who's that?

I've noticed an annoying development on this one of late. How about the - talk to her Mum/friends/on the phone/me ALL THE WAY THROUGH a movie, only to shut up for all of 5 minutes, right near the end and THEN ask what's going on.

If...........you'd.............shut............up................and.................watched........
.....................you'd........f*&%ing.........KNOW........what's............going.........on.

Apparently this ^^^ was me being 'touchy'.

Odd creatures...

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:45 am

Seriously though... boobs...

ninetyoneplus · Post by **ninetyoneplus** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:31 am

i feel like this is a silent plea to ressurect the relationships thread, probably the second most depressing thread in this forum after the depression thread. well anyway, it was chillin on page 13 if you wanna talk about your stupid feeling (jk)

http://www.twoism.org/forum/viewtopic.p ... &start=140

Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:19 am

bitches is bitches, that's what i always say

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:56 am

ninetyoneplus wrote:i feel like this is a silent plea to ressurect the relationships thread, probably the second most depressing thread in this forum after the depression thread. well anyway, it was chillin on page 13 if you wanna talk about your stupid feeling (jk)

http://www.twoism.org/forum/viewtopic.p ... &start=140

sorry my life experience doesn't make for more uplifting reading.

Sac · Post by **Sac** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:37 pm

Apparently they don't listen to Boards of Canada.

dono · Post by **dono** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:42 pm

ahem... my wife listens to BoC

Patryk Ludamage · Post by **Patryk Ludamage** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:17 pm

Girls? I love girls in a photos or draw pics...bun not IRL....in real life they are really different - i'm not saying about their physical beauty - more like about their character at all.

I never have any close relationships with them (not including my mom and other female relatives).
I heard too much about them from movies and real life and had a conclusion - it's envane to have anything with them - at first time maybe they will like you, but several time later they will ruin all your structure - like moral, physical and valuable. Also have a good time in my life to be fallen in love. But all my efforts to show the real relationship from the whole heart makes her giggling everytime.

I'm dissapointed in females maybe for a long time forward. I don't know when my relationship to them will change to the best and good way. The only one girl which i prefer to have a friendship with - is not real - maybe it is but them is so little in the world...And now i find them fatty ugly and stupid whores who wanted find a stupid boy who has a lot of money, to spent them for the expensive gifts, clothes, jewelry, expensive cars, good big houses near the tropical islands, and good life in the America.

Our country were such a long time under the "curtain" from foreign life and people of the whole country find America the best place evar over the world (including UK). That's why people from my country have a big wish to save a lot of money and get the fuck out from the poor motherland to live in a better place that this, cause politics sucks here as burglars.

Well...it was just only my disscussion why it's too hard to find a good girl in such ass-pooped country like mine )))

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:34 pm

I sympathize with you Patryk. A good girl is hard to find, and so is a good guy. The world is full of bobbleheaded people who never had a thought outside the ordinary, and they were all made for each other. Those of us who want a sturdy companion instead have to look much harder and much further, whether we're on the boy side or the girl side.

And if it makes you feel any better, your politicians may all be burglars, but many of ours are just as bad. Russia knows as well as America from experience that you don't become a world superpower without a high degree of corruption and abused power.

saurus · Post by **saurus** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:35 pm

Wow, I never ever expected such a response to this thread. I was aware of the relationships thread, but it was a just a silly little rant/love-in wich was inspired by a bit of alcohol I must say.

But Cole, jesus if I had even half the level-headedness you put into your posts on a range of threads I have seen now, I would be a very content poster. Instead I make silly little posts like this thread, haha. Seriously, man your posts have been nothing but insightful and enlightening to me.

You're totally correct, you need to search for a long time to find somebody genuinely decent. I am prepared to search for a very long time in the future though. I am not letting go of this sentiment yet at all.

fujee · Post by **fujee** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:28 am

I told the one i loveeeeeeeeeeee i like her - bad move.
hahaha................fuck.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:46 am

saurus wrote:Wow, I never ever expected such a response to this thread. I was aware of the relationships thread, but it was a just a silly little rant/love-in wich was inspired by a bit of alcohol I must say.

But Cole, jesus if I had even half the level-headedness you put into your posts on a range of threads I have seen now, I would be a very content poster. Instead I make silly little posts like this thread, haha. Seriously, man your posts have been nothing but insightful and enlightening to me.

You're totally correct, you need to search for a long time to find somebody genuinely decent. I am prepared to search for a very long time in the future though. I am not letting go of this sentiment yet at all.

Bah, cheers man, I honestly think you're giving me way too much credit. I post a lot of strung-out, drunken nonsense here too. I'm super pleased that the stuff I say is helpful or useful to you though, I often enough feel like I'm one of those guys who just hangs out on the forum too much and annoys everyone with how much crap I'm always posting.