I need cheering up

saurus · Post by **saurus** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:02 am

Does Twoism know any jokes?

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:55 am

Knock knock...

Waterbagel · Post by **Waterbagel** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:02 am

747Music wrote:Knock knock...

who's there?

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:11 am

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:20 am

Waterbagel wrote:
747Music wrote:Knock knock...
who's there?

Horse p...

hehehe, waiting for the kicker......... hehehe.....

radiateme · Post by **radiateme** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:43 pm

Maybe some flowers will help?

s7409651 · Post by **s7409651** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:09 pm

MAYBE SOME FISH?

..sorry you're feeling down mate

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:17 pm

Sucks you're feeling down. I'd invite you over for a toke and a pizza and of course some BoC, but you live too far.

Soooo...

http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesninten ... end=1&ob=4

Pantheon · Post by **Pantheon** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:13 am

Some of these test answers are could help:

Julian Candy · Post by **Julian Candy** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:49 am

School of Abstinence Vs. School of Life
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com ... s-test.jpg

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:24 pm

Hahaha, those answers are great! I used right down "Chicken Wopper" for every answer on our papers and our teacher didn't bother to look at any of the papers, so he would just put an A on every one. We were all dumb founded when I got my paper back and I got an A. We knew from there on he never really checked our papers, he just wanted us to pass so he didn't have to deal with us anymore.

Seeya_Later · Post by **Seeya_Later** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:03 pm

HAHAHAHA. I'm literally in tears over that "expanded" math problem. Genius.

MAN! I would totally buy a book FULL of wiseguy answers to school tests and quizzes. The teacher's clueless edits are the icing on the cake.
Are there more? Is there a website for those? MORE!

Pantheon · Post by **Pantheon** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:52 pm

I just google images searched "Funny Test Answers" or something. I think there are loads of web pages with them on though. I think saurus will feel loads better if we can collectively post some of the best ones here

Echo the Sun · Post by **Echo the Sun** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:37 am

Cheer up!

Redpoint Beach Boy · Post by **Redpoint Beach Boy** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:42 am

Here:

http://www.simplynoise.com/

Set to brown noise, med ocsillation and relaaaax

Those test answers cheered me up and I didn't even think I needed cheering up!

Seeya_Later · Post by **Seeya_Later** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:24 am

If you close your eyes while listening to the various noise types, then your mind can conjure images.
I usually just use my Waldorf Blofeld and make a patch of just white noise and put a rock on a key to hold it down. Boom, synthesizer = white noise generator.

fujee · Post by **fujee** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:25 am

Haha these test answers are great, my sister told me that in her final year school exams, the boy one row over opened the paper read the first question, frowned, then drew an detailed Ferrari for the next 2 hours.

fujee · Post by **fujee** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:27 am

This is so good, even if you don't watch mad men. Hope you feel better soon

radiateme · Post by **radiateme** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:55 am

Ender · Post by **Ender** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:23 am

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