Bad music thread!

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:58 pm

I'll start this off with these two songs that I made:
http://horsedivorce.bandcamp.com/track/donjuan
http://horsedivorce.bandcamp.com/track/donclusterfuck

No I unfortunately didn't make these songs for fun or to have bad music, this is me trying.
Haha, I was going for a creepy sort of pandemonium; but ended up with garbage.
The second song is a rendition of the first, me trying to make it sound better; then it just sounded waaaay worse.

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:26 pm

Definitely have some interesting psychotic atmospheres happening, I like it for what it is =P

I'd honestly keep playing with it. Just don't go crazy like Merzbow

Seeya_Later · Post by **Seeya_Later** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:39 pm

Nickelback.

BrandNewRetro · Post by **BrandNewRetro** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:24 pm

I like the name Horse Divorce, and the tracks aren't too shabby!

The Telepathic Kid · Post by **The Telepathic Kid** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:04 pm

How is this bad... at all...

these are brilliant, keep going.
They both feel much longer than they actually are
good thing btw

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:01 pm

Seeya_Later wrote:Nickelback.

We have a winner.

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:46 pm

Patryk Ludamage · Post by **Patryk Ludamage** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:49 pm

Helios for example not bad but i can't really enjoy any of his tracks. I've listened his whole discography but the real feeling doesn't reach my heart. The same about Flying Lotus...

Also have got the same process with Luke Vibert's discography but some of his works really makes me high

Spenner · Post by **Spenner** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:51 pm

Patryk Ludamage wrote:Helios for example not bad but i can't really enjoy any of his tracks.

To each his own of course. I fucking love Helios

I cannot stand to hear more than half a second of Nickelback music, it's just so headache inducing and thinking that people can actually enjoy this mess and have an emotionally capturing experience about hearing some dude make bad cliche lyrics about a breakup just makes me want to piss a kidney stone, crush it, and snort it. I'd never actually do that but the temptation is always there.

Any of the music you hear where it's just blindly strumming the same cord over and over again and then going "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is stupid as well. I hear it all the time but I can't think of any specifics.

Rhianna. I can't stand her voice. I literally have to run away from the source whenever I hear it, because it'll get stuck in my head and infect my good spirits for all of eternity if I don't get away from it. I think it's the fact that half of one chorus consists of saying really annoying bouncy words all at the same pitch and then slightly changing the pitch in the last of the 76 or however many words consist of the same repeating chorus in the song.

Mmm I'm gonna go listen to some good music now =)

Also:

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:51 pm

Spenner wrote:

BWAHAHAHA!

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:03 pm

Spenner wrote:

*SPEECHLESS*

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:02 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

noby · Post by **noby** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:10 pm

Spenner wrote:

The Shaggs don't suck, blasphemy!

Also, Brokencyde..

pointlessdude · Post by **pointlessdude** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:30 pm

Patryk Ludamage wrote:Helios for example not bad but i can't really enjoy any of his tracks. I've listened his whole discography but the real feeling doesn't reach my heart. The same about Flying Lotus...
Also have got the same process with Luke Vibert's discography but some of his works really makes me high

Same here. His music is definitely good, but it just bores me to tears.

Also indie music in general is bad.

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:14 pm

Spenner wrote:Definitely have some interesting psychotic atmospheres happening, I like it for what it is =P

I'd honestly keep playing with it. Just don't go crazy like Merzbow

Haha sounds like good ideas! Thanks by the way, I appreciate you actually taking the time to listen. I expected no one to really respond. I'm also glad you saw where I was aiming.

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:15 pm

BrandNewRetro wrote:I like the name Horse Divorce, and the tracks aren't too shabby!

Thanks man, it was a weird collaboration between me and my friend Anna. We like to go the silly route, with serious undertones. Haha.

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:17 pm

The Telepathic Kid wrote:How is this bad... at all...

these are brilliant, keep going.
They both feel much longer than they actually are
good thing btw

This is awesome, I was getting pretty skeptical about it all. So I'm really happy this is actual not too bad to you guys. Thanks a lot, I expected more criticism than compliments to be honest.

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:20 pm

mechanismj wrote:
Seeya_Later wrote:Nickelback.
We have a winner.

I honestly can't think of anything worse. Except for almost the whole genre of country music...

2020k · Post by **2020k** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:44 pm

Music is Math · Post by **Music is Math** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:56 pm

2020k wrote:

Hahahaha