The Completely Unsolicited Confessions Thread

saurus · Post by **saurus** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:09 pm

I've done what I promised mysel not to do and fallen in love weeks before a year-long sting in South America

Cryabetes · Post by **Cryabetes** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:00 pm

bring her with

My unsolicited confession of the day is I have lowered my standards. I have entered the fun fun fun world of online dating. again.

Snufkin · Post by **Snufkin** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:47 pm

I confess...

...that my genuine zombie apocalypse 'survival' strategy is to run into the nearest hoard of zombies, get my brains eaten and become one of them ASAP. So I don't have to live in FEAR of zombies...

-_-

-Snuf

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:39 pm

Treefingers wrote:
turquoise70 wrote:Whenever I make sloppy joes I have to sing Lunch Lady Land.
If I'm alone in a house, I will always do sing or do something unusual when preparing or ordering food.

Some examples:
-- I sometimes act like a TV chef, detailing to an imaginary audience what I'm doing. Usually I'll be making something like a cheese sandwich, so I'll just be saying "Right, and I wanna grate the cheese here... really let that flavour immerse itself in the bread".
-- I turned the heat up on the hob when cooking pasta, and accompanied this action with the following passage: "I'm turning it up to 5. HIT THE DECK MOTHERFUCKERS!"
-- I ordered a pizza and then sang "BOOM SHAKA LAKA I'VE ORDERED A PIIIIIZZZAAAA". I heard the neighbours laugh in the distance.
-- I sang about soup while it boiled.

Okay. I NEED to come cook with you at some point before I die.

Julian Candy · Post by **Julian Candy** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:30 am

I find mullets to be good-looking, as long as they're not too rednecky.

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:31 pm

I think the documentary "Man on Wire" is one of the most overrated films of all time and honestly, a lot of documentaries seem to end up being grossly overrated for no particular reason, whether they're necessarily mind blowing or not.

s7409651 · Post by **s7409651** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:45 am

I really dislike the new Sigur Ros video. It makes me angry.

Pantheon · Post by **Pantheon** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:05 am

I am in love, and she is more amazing then I could have ever imagined.

Treefingers · Post by **Treefingers** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:22 pm

My hometown is boring and there's not a great lot for me here in terms of attractive future prospects, but I'm increasingly scared that I'm never going to leave.

Argh.

Pantheon · Post by **Pantheon** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:54 pm

Ustillhavefriends wrote:
Pantheon wrote:I am in love, and she is more amazing then I could have ever imagined.
Does she know you exist/love you back yet?
either way awesome

Yes, she loves me too

Neither of us were even looking for anything like this,
its so unexpectedly amazing.

Snufkin · Post by **Snufkin** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:08 pm

s7409651 wrote:I really dislike the new Sigur Ros video. It makes me angry.

Building on this...

another confession: I don't dislike Sigur Ros, but I don't *like like* them either. I know I'm supposed to... and live they certainly are something, but I never find myself listening to them anymore-- and the last time(s) I did check out their tracks, I was more like "yeah it's impressive... BUT... it's not really something I'm going to listen to for enjoyment or an interesting experience"

...plzdon'tkillme

-Snuf

hexagonLife · Post by **hexagonLife** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:41 pm

I've realised I have a pretty bad weed dependency problem, and am 3 days sober

Feel pretty good, saving cash too which is always nice B)

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:30 pm

hexagonLife wrote:I've realised I have a pretty bad weed dependency problem, and am 3 days sober Feel pretty good, saving cash too which is always nice B)

Keep it up dude!

OverTheHorizonRadar · Post by **OverTheHorizonRadar** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:00 am

Read a visual novel called Katawa Shoujo, I liked it, but if you just read the description of it I'm sure it sounds lame...I just know I'd never hear the end of it from my friends if they knew I read it hahaha.

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:51 pm

OverTheHorizonRadar wrote:Read a visual novel called Katawa Shoujo, I liked it, but if you just read the description of it I'm sure it sounds lame...I just know I'd never hear the end of it from my friends if they knew I read it hahaha.

OverTheHorizonRadar · Post by **OverTheHorizonRadar** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:48 pm

You too, Rodheh?

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:15 pm

OverTheHorizonRadar wrote:You too, Rodheh?

Emi route. Good ending.

Unnecessary feels.

Betacord · Post by **Betacord** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:26 am

OverTheHorizonRadar wrote:Read a visual novel called Katawa Shoujo, I liked it, but if you just read the description of it I'm sure it sounds lame...I just know I'd never hear the end of it from my friends if they knew I read it hahaha.

Everyone loves a good story - never tried anything like this at all but I did see some comments and reviews and there looks to be a good deal of praise for it; might even give it a go some day.

OverTheHorizonRadar · Post by **OverTheHorizonRadar** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:39 am

Rodheh - I definitely know those feels. I liked all the stories for the most part, personal favorite was Hanako's.

Betacord - It is written pretty well, which really surprised me. It's just that I know some people have tendencies to be like "OMG you read a story that had anime characters/sex scenes, you pervert loser!" Ah well, their loss.

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:35 pm

Another confession: I really like opiates.

Thankfully, it's not the kind of thing I could ever get addicted to due to physical impairment. Same way I feel about alcohol.

I have never understood heroin/morphine/codeine addicts. I mean, I guess some people just have no problem with sitting around doing nothing when they take drugs.