fetishes

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:36 pm

turquoise70 wrote: Like, being on a spaceship with a sentient central computer, and interfacing sexually with some specially designed pleasure devices connected to it. And making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.

I wrote a piece of script for a movie about that when I was about 14.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:31 am

pianoforte wrote:
turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
...

what?

louise · Post by **louise** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:21 pm

turquoise70 wrote:
pianoforte wrote:
turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
...
what?

laughing

pianoforte · Post by **pianoforte** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:48 pm

turquoise70 wrote:
pianoforte wrote:
turquoise70 wrote:making sweet, gooey love with the spaceship.
...
what?

just a complete lack of ability to come up with a response to that sentence.

jakestott · Post by **jakestott** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:36 pm

Lesbian wrestling.

Hot daaaaaaaaaaayum.

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:36 pm

turquoise70 wrote: Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons

This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:05 pm

Rodheh wrote:
turquoise70 wrote: Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons
This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.

I am now strongly considering this.

BONUS TRACKS (UK):
Shaving
Tail removal
Ponies
Sergals

crap, i'm running out of things that turn me on... time to hit the internet.

Treefingers · Post by **Treefingers** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:15 pm

Bonus Tracks (iTunes)

Richard Dawkins Yelling Racist Haikus
The Channel Islands

A_Northern_Soul · Post by **A_Northern_Soul** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:26 pm

I believe the Channel Islands ARE pretty sexy....

Twoism-ist · Post by **Twoism-ist** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:56 am

turquoise70 wrote: I don't really think anyone's fetishes are silly. I mean, if you try to wrap your head around things that don't appeal to you, sure, they start to look silly. But that doesn't mean they are.

silliness is not necessarily a bad thing

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:38 pm

turquoise70 wrote:
Rodheh wrote:
turquoise70 wrote: Furry
Incest
Watersports
Lesbians
Macro/Micro
Stomp/crush
Vore (soft and hard)
Insertion, vaginal and anal
Inter-species/human on sentient animal
Ass worship
Tentacle beasts
Sentient digital beings with sexual drives
Rimjobs
Farts
Zerglike snake/bug aliens
Dragons
This honestly should be the tracklisting to an album.
I am now strongly considering this.

BONUS TRACKS (UK):
Shaving
Tail removal
Ponies
Sergals

crap, i'm running out of things that turn me on... time to hit the internet.

www.gelbooru.com

TaoTapeTao · Post by **TaoTapeTao** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:31 pm

oh lordy

A_Northern_Soul · Post by **A_Northern_Soul** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 pm

*resists clicking*

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:24 am

Oh shit, that's another one I forgot.

Pedophilia. I totally get off on certain cartoon children.

At this point I feel it's important to note that my sexual fantasies consist almost entirely of non-human, non real subjects. I just don't get aroused by real life or the things that are in it. It's all up in my head, in my bizarre little imagination. Consequently I get to draw my own pornography, so that's cool.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:19 am

Ustillhavefriends wrote: Also turquoise, I used to be really into vore. Totally understand you there. I've kinda gotten over it though (it just doesn't turn me on anymore).

Oh, totally. Any list I give on stuff that turns me on is kinda temporary. I've gone through phases where certain things just do nothing for me, or phases where they do when they didn't before. There've been a few things I used to be into that kinda don't do anything for me now, too.

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:43 am

Parasitic aliens.

Thanks Nicole, for breaking the taboo.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:45 am

Cupz wrote:Parasitic aliens.

Thanks Nicole, for breaking the taboo.

Meh. A lotta stuff gets me off. And the majority of what falls into the "normal range" (anything involving actual human men and women having intercourse) does NOT get me off.

I've never been able to understand people who find real life, regular vanilla sex attractive.

Needless to say, this rather keenly shapes my dating pool.

Julian Candy · Post by **Julian Candy** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:35 am

Shit Nicole, you made me feel so much more comfortable about coming out about that kind of thing. I guess I can say that I too have gotten off to certain cartoon children as well (basically rule 34 type stuff)

I don't know why, but that and incest has always been a prime fetish of mine, even when I was a child. Normal run-of-the-mill sex rarely does it for me anymore.

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:15 pm

I have a weird thing for black girls, white girls, Asian girls, mix-raced girls, Spanish girls, Italian girls, French girls, scandinavian girls, tall girls, short girls, brown haired girls, blonde haired girls, big girls, skinny girls, and them carrying a little-bitty weight girls.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:34 pm

Julian Candy wrote:Shit Nicole, you made me feel so much more comfortable about coming out about that kind of thing. I guess I can say that I too have gotten off to certain cartoon children as well (basically rule 34 type stuff)

Right on dude. Sexual shame is for sad old people from the 1950s. Frankly, if you aren't hurting anyone it shouldn't matter what gets your rocks off.