Blatantly Fake BoC-related Headlines

[Jango9]

I thought of a few of these just now, and I wanna know what you guys can come up with:

"Ultra-rare MASK 700 compilation to contain Hell Interface remix of Ian Brown's "Gettin' High""
"BoCSet Finally Announced... As A Limited Edition Run with 50 Copies Only"
"Telepath Steals Mike's Thoughts - Finds A Potato"
"Chris Cunningham's Legs Broken - Attempted To Leak Unreleased BoC Tracks"
"Photographer Discovers Hexagon Sun Compound - Promptly Had Memory Wiped and Was Ejected"
"Mike P. Smashes Hooper Bay - Twoism and WATMM Join In Rioting"
"Mike P. Smashes Play By Numbers In Response To Riots - Only Prompts Further Riots"
"BoC Releases Old Tapes - Riots Cuelled"
"Reporter Fired for Blatantly Lying"

[drillkicker]

"Chris Cunningham's Legs Broken - Attempted To Leak Unreleased BoC Tracks"

That one's genius.

[Ectonaut]

"New BoC album due for release within the next 10 years"

[Jango9]

"New BoC album due for release within the next 10 years"

HI, MDG!

[FortonServices]

"Sandison brothers to star in new reality TV show!"

[drillkicker]

"New BoC album due for release within the next 10 years"

"Something BoC-related to happen within the next 10 years"

[Jango9]

"New BoC album due for release within the next 10 years"

"Something BoC-related to happen within the next 10 years"

HI, MDG!

[Jango9]

"BoC Spotted Shoplifting 12 Oranges and Being Rude - What Could It Mean?"
"Play By Numbers Found In My Attic"
"Mike Debuts New "Greaser" Attire"
"All The Old Material Is Finally Catalogued - Unfortunately They Forgot What They Were Going to Do With It"
"MDG Busts Bogus Headline Writer For Being Blatantly Full Of Crap"
"Somebody's Bound To Be Getting Sick And Tired Of This Already"

[Jonse]

"Scottish electronic duo Boards of Canada releases new mind-blowing material - thousands extremely injured, hundreds confirmed dead as the death toll rises."

[drillkicker]

"Mike and Marcus of Boards of Canada create their magnum opus, say they will never release it"
"New Boards of Canada LP will be played only once at an exclusive concert; nobody invited except Mike and Marcus"

[FortonServices]

"Boards Of Canada confirmed to be producing new Kanye West album"

[Ectonaut]

"Boards of Canada revealed to be ambience recorded from the walls of a Niagaran sequoia house. William T Love: "It makes a whole lot of sense"

[tonx]

"Boards of Canada pulls an Apex Twin and dumps lost back catalog, outtakes, early work onto Soundcloud; announces new LP"

[drillkicker]

"Boards of Canada pulls an Apex Twin and dumps lost back catalog, outtakes, early work onto Soundcloud; announces new LP"

We would have all thought that to be a comically fake headline for Aphex as well until he actually did it.

[Hell Oracle]

"Hexagon Sun revealed to be rap group - announces first mixtape named 'Hexa Gon Give It To Ya'"

[drillkicker]

"Hexagon Sun revealed to be rap group - announces first mixtape named 'Hexa Gon Give It To Ya'"

That explains the repetitive nature of BoC's tracks. Every single one they've released was actually just the instrumental for an unreleased rap song.

[Jango9]

"Hexagon Sun revealed to be rap group - announces first mixtape named 'Hexa Gon Give It To Ya'"

That explains the repetitive nature of BoC's tracks. Every single one they've released was actually just the instrumental for an unreleased rap song.

There's more of these but I can't find them at the moment (I specifically remember one of them sampling The Beach At Redpoint). Half-considering starting a poll somewhere to see if the people think Lil B is better at this than Solange.

[irv]

Boards of Canada to headline St Neots Folk Festival

[Valotonin]

Da HEXAGON SUN MASSIVV

[Jango9]

Well, they DID once mention the Wu-Tang Clan being among their favorite bands...

Hexagon Sun ain't nothin' to fuck with