The Happy RANT THREAD!!!!!!!

[FortonServices]

Such a beauty. My little bubba.

[Mexicola]

Good for you sir, well done!!

[FortonServices]

I need to re-introduce her to The Beatles now. Priorities.

[number-six]

She called Prudence by any chance?

[FortonServices]

Violet. Not named after the Hole song, although it may become her teenage anthem when she reaches that stage.

[number-six]

Violet. Not named after the Hole song, although it may become her teenage anthem when she reaches that stage.

Maybe! I'm extremely unfortunate to be called Lee. The number of times i've had Tenacious D sung at me by people who think it's the first time of heard it exceeds the numbers counted to on Aquarius. Sixty ten indeed.

[FortonServices]

Maybe! I'm extremely unfortunate to be called Lee. The number of times i've had Tenacious D sung at me by people who think it's the first time of heard it exceeds the numbers counted to on Aquarius. Sixty ten indeed.

Haha, you poor bastard!

I'm called Stephen, and when people call me "Steve" or "Ste" it makes me livid.

[valleaux]

I'm called by my middle name, so whenever people ask my name. I have to ask what they need it for. If they're going to be talking to informally, it's my middle name. If it's an important document or something it's my first.

On-topic:
Allergy season is over
TCH season
Online classes instead of lugging myself to school
It's lighter later at night

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[portiss]

I am very happy today, because it's my last workday for this week, and tomorrow I will be going to Munich, Oktoberfest this weekend. It's gonna be amazing, and I'm gonna get so wasted with friends.

Happy times.

[Aerial Boundaries]

I am very happy today, because it's my last workday for this week, and tomorrow I will be going to Munich, Oktoberfest this weekend. It's gonna be amazing, and I'm gonna get so wasted with friends.

Happy times.

Oh nice! Have fun Don't wake up in the wrong bed

[portiss]

Still on cloud9, oktoberfest is fucking amazing, better than every other music festival I've been at.

[A_Northern_Soul]

The news that David Cameron allegedly fucked a dead pig's head has made my month...

[Mexicola]

..does raise the dilemma of which punchlinr to go with though.

(1) I didn't even realise Eric Pickles had died

Or...

(2) Jeremy Corbyn's fling with Diane Abbott. Score draw.

[Negamuse]

I'm hazy on the details, but I believe this means that somewhere a princess got saved from a kidnapping.

[Mexicola]

All this time, we just misheard him.

We all thought he said BIG society, when he actually meant..

[IanRedpoint]

I'm hazy on the details, but I believe this means that somewhere a princess got saved from a kidnapping.

Mr Brooker knows the score.

[Mexicola]

Imagine if this was Obama. Imagine if they'd found Corbyn had done this.

Anytime he tries to take the moral high ground, all Corbyn has to say is 'Pipe down Kermit, you skullfucked a dead pig.'. He won't though. Too much class by half.

[fujee]

Dirty swine that Hameron.

[jcnporter]

You would expect him to get the chop for this.