CATALOG 3 (Not)

[Jango9]

***April Fools***

People of Twoism, hear my word...

I've been keeping this under wraps for quite a while, mostly because I know the consequences of talking about having or getting your hands on the unreleased albums without having anything to show for it. After seeing what happened to that one guy's kneecaps, far be it from me to just claim to have something that I don't actually have.

But anyways, over the last several weeks I've been in contact with someone who says they have contacts in Hexagon Sun (who wishes to remain anonymous at the moment). He said that he could probably get me at least one of the unreleased albums, and for a while I didn't believe him. Why would I? What reason would I have to do something so ridiculous and outlandish? But I kept swapping messages (possibly out of desperation) and eventually he delivered this:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/pccwlpstqqvrx ... 1.zip?dl=1

Do with it as you will, as long as you do no harm.

[drillkicker]

As a big fan of BoC's early recordings, I can say for certainty that this is it. No doubt about it.

[chronical]

This is just silly.

[Stickyfingers72]

Nothing like an April fools joke.

[Jango9]

This is just silly.

Nothing like an April fools joke.

Fine if you don't believe me, but you're missing out
(In retrospect, I probably should have looked at the calendar before deciding to go public with this)

[Mexicola]

Doesn't Joyrex usually pull this kind of stunt? Nice try;-)

[Jango9]

Doesn't Joyrex usually pull this kind of stunt? Nice try;-)

Exactly, Joyrex's credibility has already been squandered through his various stunts and therefore you should all trust me instead!

[noisy]

I don't want to click that dropbox, just in case...


MDG where are youuuu...

[cubistking1906]

There better at least be a proper imitation of some scary ass drone music...also not on april fools day!

Messin with mah early boc is like messing with my emotions, smoky!

[Omikron]

78 megabytes of noise

[cubistking1906]

Sorry OP, but you should be banned for this, april fools day or not.

[arvy]

Just received a pm from MDG, that this is actually fake !

[Jango9]

Just received a pm from MDG, that this is actually fake !

Did you actually show this to mdg?

[Mexicola]

Oh boy.... (facepalm)

[arvy]

Just received a pm from MDG, that this is actually fake !

Did you actually show this to mdg?

the less you know, the better you sleep

Spoiler: show

[rick7487]

BoC+4/1=Profit

[Jango9]

Yeah, I'll just drop the act now and admit that this is a fake (in case anyone had any doubts). It's made entirely out of excerpts from "n" by Bull Of Heaven (look it up). HOWEVER, there is an element of truth to this.

I wasn't acting alone. Cosmic Manta and I have been on the lookout for MP3s of fake Boards songs for a little compilation I'm trying to put together (tentatively known as BoC Apocrypha) and the other day he ran across a different set of Catalog 3 MP3s on some strange Russian MP3 site. Since April Fool's day was just around the corner, we figured we'd give you all a little surprise before actually revealing what we found. We're not entirely sure if this is BoC or not, but it certainly sounds plausible enough.

I just contacted Manta so that he can post it himself in order to prove that it's not just me pulling your legs again.

[Cosmic Manta]

Yep, Jango's correct. Here are the tracks, big thanks to whoever it was who uploaded them. Enjoy― and please use these responsibly.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/f0vwyez5bctpm ... .zip?raw=1

I'll be taking these down 6 hours from now, to protect BoC. Get your copy while you can, and please don't reupload them.

[cubistking1906]

GET ON WITH IT!

[cubistking1906]