BOC Wars

A-Ball · Post by **A-Ball** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:27 am

Sounds intruiging.. doesn't it?

Well it isn't. Because I just created a STORY THREAD. Gosh.

"One day, Mike and Marcus took a pleasant walk in the forest with their dog, Xentrix.. when suddenly (zomg!)....."

please continue

Or the apparatus will pwn j00!

Goiter Sanchez · Post by **Goiter Sanchez** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:43 am

"... they stumbled on a wooden door (?)..."

thedisavowed · Post by **thedisavowed** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:48 am

"Which Archrival then opened, revealing the release date of their coming boxset to be..."

Derail · Post by **Derail** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:52 am

"never...Mike and Marcus then smashed Archrivals face with old drum machines and tape decks..."

zander two · Post by **zander two** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:10 am

"but it was all part of an elaborate plan to create an even more damaged sound."

thedisavowed · Post by **thedisavowed** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:17 am

"But then Derail suddenly..."

Tarsier · Post by **Tarsier** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:45 am

jumped from the trees

six-five-two · Post by **six-five-two** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:26 am

And gave six-five-two the BoC Set.

kyriakos · Post by **kyriakos** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:35 am

"Discovering what had just been given to him, he quickly took off running happily back home to brag his BoC forum."

radiateme · Post by **radiateme** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:19 am

"Unfortunately, upon playing the bocset, six-five-two quickly realized that they were just old Vanilla Ice albums."

Goiter Sanchez · Post by **Goiter Sanchez** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:49 am

"and proceeded to compose lutraphobic nocturnes using tuning forks and tepid rosewax..."

A-Ball · Post by **A-Ball** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:19 am

"which sucked.

Mike and Marcus then feasted upon the blood of small children. Or possibly happy meals. While in a forest. Because they're cool like that.

But then the forest caught on fire while smoking cigars, and they proceeded to run home crying.

But they were followed.. by drug addled lunatics/Twoism members who aquired the coordinates of the Hexagon Sun!.. "

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:52 pm

Mike and Marcus made a run for it, making their way up the hill side. There was a glowing turquoise light just beyond the hill. As the Twoism crew were following them, chanting in tounges, BoC vanished over the hillside into the turquoise light . Just then...

A-Ball · Post by **A-Ball** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:12 pm

The Disavowed threw his shirt off and stood tall at the foot of the hill for no apparent reason.

Several members fell to their knees weeping, and singing praises to boc..

and den..

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:20 pm

A huge flying saucer (painted orange) flew from the hill side hovering above eveyone. A sprial trap door opened up from the ships bottom and it began to drop hundreds of baby chimpanzees infected with...

radiateme · Post by **radiateme** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:32 pm

aids. All of this thread is a lie. This forum, boards of canada, and all of the records of theirs you own are not even real. The long, intricate story of why the BoC project was created goes a little something like this...

The Other · Post by **The Other** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:47 pm

A long time ago....in a beautiful place...far far away...a long strand of magnetic tape from an analog tape reel was fluttering around in the wind...the wind blew the tape across rocks...through trees...skimming over water...and eventually ended up damaged and distorted in hands of a young boy...

A-Ball · Post by **A-Ball** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:55 pm

This boy was squashed by an elephant. Which at the time was being ridden by the creator of the BOC project.
It was a project created in the late 50's by Doctor Richard Louis Eoin, a Scottish scientist working for the CIA. The project, branching from mind control experiments and.. things involving chimps, took on new avenues of discovery. Dubious experiments utilising a dangerous apparatus that could alter the human consciousness involving frequencies.
To this day noone knows where the Doctor is, but some think he is still operating the apparatus from a far off location(in an arctic bog). His decendants, Mike and Marcus now do his bidding, creating hordes of dribbling drones with their powerful sounds!

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Goiter Sanchez · Post by **Goiter Sanchez** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:14 pm

... At any rate, Mike and Marcus began operating the apparatus; operating it at a higher voltage than ever before!"

thedisavowed · Post by **thedisavowed** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:40 pm

Unfortunately, the brothers were unaware that Twoism, in allegiance with WATMM and Xltronic, had made unchallenged landfall at Redpoint, and were progressing towards the bunker with due haste...