BOC Wars

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Mon May 27, 2013 11:03 pm

they time-traveled 4 years into the future. This explains the severe gap in news and information since 2009. It was now May 2013, and hordes of loyal fans were ripping their hair out over the viral marketing campaigns related to the now official Tomorrow's Harvest album. The overwhelming reaction to "Reach for the Dead" was clearly not enough, and several die-hard fans had congregated in Califonia desert at an old waterpark to witness...

EDIT - for those who don't know, this is a STORY thread...the next poster adds whatever they want to continue the story. I figure why the hell not since everyone is just waiting til the showdown in 1 hour! It's something fun to pass the time

Magrathea · Post by **Magrathea** » Tue May 28, 2013 1:30 am

The mighty fall of several 3 stories high poppyseed muffins which happened to have been previously set up there by ill-tempered members of the WATMM BOC board in an attempt to derail...

In_The_Annexe · Post by **In_The_Annexe** » Tue May 28, 2013 3:32 am

-the two brothers. So they got their female robotic voice to announce to everyone

"now that the show is over.. and we have jointly exercised our constitutional rights...

we would like to leave you with one very important thought."

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:44 am

The thought being, that if the Harvest comes early this year, and we do not prepare for an early frost...then we may be forced to deal with..

Goiter Sanchez · Post by **Goiter Sanchez** » Tue May 28, 2013 5:27 am

Web-footed Serbian prostitutes carving hexagons into each other's foreheads, invoking the wrath of...

In_The_Annexe · Post by **In_The_Annexe** » Tue May 28, 2013 5:58 am

Mukinabaht. The evil Demon that fell from the stars(cliché alert), now it remains beneath us, awaiting it's rise on the dawn of Tomorrow's Harvest, when it will surface and consume everything in it's wake.

There is only one way the brothers can stop it and that is to..

chronical · Post by **chronical** » Tue May 28, 2013 11:30 am

.. release the box of pandora - the so-called black box. it contains magic that can drive anything from the stars back to its birthplace. unfortunately, ..

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Tue May 28, 2013 1:19 pm

the Gopher from Caddyshack popped out of a hole in the ground and started dancing to Kenny Loggins' I'm Alright... As the box grew bigger in size, the gopher...

Magrathea · Post by **Magrathea** » Tue May 28, 2013 1:53 pm

...in a mad dash scurried among a lot of cables badly insulated and started a major warehouse fire where all the precious Geogaddi vinyl represses blazed in a glorious conflagration. The resulting giant blob of vinyl was...

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:01 pm

...a walking vinyl monster, with the head of none other than Richard James, who...

Betterthanyourkids · Post by **Betterthanyourkids** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:40 pm

Had the arms of Squarepusher and the kidneys of Autechre. The great beast opened its gaping maw and roared...

Jonse · Post by **Jonse** » Tue May 28, 2013 5:27 pm

...the lyrics to "The Power of Love" in reverse, while pulling a unicycle out of its stomach and beginning to ride on it. Suddenly...

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Tue May 28, 2013 5:45 pm

Huey Lewis came roaring through the street in a Delorean, carrying both a perplexed Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd, running down the vinyl monster in a horrifying explosion of plastic and blood before disappearing in a flaming trail of tire tracks. Mike and Marcus, who had been witness to all this insanity, looked at each other and..

Magrathea · Post by **Magrathea** » Tue May 28, 2013 9:37 pm

came up with a revolutionary new step-beat in the times of 17/3 that would confound the listeners, however while heading back to Hexagon Sun studios Christian H. came out of a gritty pub saying "Hey buddies, what do you think if...

In_The_Annexe · Post by **In_The_Annexe** » Wed May 29, 2013 12:05 am

Jacquard Causeway flirted with Julie and Melissa, the Olson twins?

*MEANWHILE IN EDINBURGH - MIKE AND MARCUS SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR A KNOWN BEING POWERFUL ENOUGH TO SLAY THE EVIL MUKINABAHT.

CTHULU, LEVIATHAN, BEHEMOTH AND QUETZACOATL WERE BUSY SO

THEY WENT TO THE WISEST MOST SAGATIC BEING IN ALL THE BOARDS OF CANADA,

GEOGADDI.

The brothers would have to travel to the Macquarie Ridge where they would learn how to feel the sky and then....

(don't let me down, gentlemen.)

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:48 am

...pass through the eye of a needle, while also inserting a needle into a camel's eye. Sage Eno oversaw the ceremony, cloaked in a turquoise robe with a hood that covered his bald head. Mike and Marcus said nothing in the presence of the famed non-musician, perplexed why he was at all involved in the quest to seek an audience with the almighty Geogaddi. Raising his hands over their heads, and uttering a sustained low C note from his barely open mouth, the drums began to beat.

And then, as the orange hexagon sun set...

Flory · Post by **Flory** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:01 am

They herd a faint sound. It was sundown. But then the beat stopped and the sun suddenly rose then changed shape. First into a triangle, Then back into a Hexagon® , Then into a circle. Before...

Flory · Post by **Flory** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:29 am

[Waits half a decade for next part of the story.]

Ectonaut · Post by **Ectonaut** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:33 pm

Flory wrote: [Waits half a decade for next part of the story.]

It is interesting to see how the TH ARG killed off this thread

portiss · Post by **portiss** » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:49 am

Flory wrote:They herd a faint sound. It was sundown. But then the beat stopped and the sun suddenly rose then changed shape. First into a triangle, Then back into a Hexagon® , Then into a circle. Before...

A sheep starting mating with an innocent bystander, it seemed to be this mistycal creature, in the shape of ..

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