Twoism's Quote of the Day

[2020k]

I'm retiring the quotes in my signature. I know, I know, they've been there forever, but I thought that it would be a nice way into a new topic where we can paste "quotes of the day" from members in a thread. Did someone say something astoundingly funny or accurate that needs to be immortalized? POST IT HERE.

dont go up there!!! the music is down by the truck!

Mexicolas a spooky person.

Sometimes I would pay money for 1:46 of silence.

[Orbited insanitarium]

This is a grand idea for a topic! Let it rule The Playground for many many pages.

Smashing quote. Short N' Sweet from the speculation topic:

Soon my dog of war

Monsieur Trails of the comedic dimension:

I should clarify that the way this is like crack, is that it inspires me and motivates me, propels me forward.

Also, I'm addicted to sweet sweet crack cocaine

And mech wrote this on the Whitehorse topic a few months back:

Kicking my weekend off with a little SUN!

[rodox_head]

For posterity's sake:

This whole thread is a complete travesty. For a moment I honestly thought I'd clicked on WATMM, or some other crap by mistake.

[Orbited insanitarium]

I'm not letting this thread go to waste. And as selfish as it may be, I'll throw my own hat into the ring.

I can practically hear the protests!

-"What do we want?"

-"New Material!"

-"When do we want it?"

-"Preferably any time but if we'd all get like a confirmation that you are making more music, that would be smashing news!!"

-"yeah....great stuff gang..same time next year?"

[steeldancer-x]

Penis is math

This is a collective Twoism community effort to maintain the cock
-Tom cruise, magnolia .. probably

Thank you for the giggle, orange

[Orbited insanitarium]

That time I imagined if the brothers BOC were reincarnated as Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis.

The bros probably aren't constantly feuding, ego-centric rock-stars.

Imagine a grim dimly lit room, two shadows in slumped and draped in parkas on chairs. Smoke in the air, the interviewer leans over the table ready to ask the tough questions.......

“Mike and marcus, thank you for granting this in person interview with kerrang on the eve of your forthcoming release”

Mike -
“it's like our pleasure to be 'avin doozy chat whit you'se after such a long wait. D'ya know what I mean??!”

Interviewer -
"yes. Indeed. now it's been 9 years since your last album, what have you been doing in this timespace?”

Marcus -
“heh, what we've been doing?! fuckin' about mate. We got minted done an proper after......toggles barfest”

Interviewer -
"you mean tomorrow's harvest."

Marcus -
“aye, that bullshit, too much of a downer, ya know what I mean? well we're back with sum new stuff.
it's right class innit mike?”

Mike -
"too right our Kev, I stepped back from this masterpiece" (holds album in the air) "and I turned and said to im, this is the rock and roll sound we're after."

Marcus -
"the album starts out with a shredded guitar riff called 'welcome to the hex (you're gone son)' classik RoC"

Interviewer -
"RoC?"

Marcus -
"yep, Rock of Canada. Can't be arsed with that boards stuff, attention to detail shite! I want these chart toppers to be famous an' go down better than TMHCRT”

Interviewer -
“you mean MHTRTC?”

Mike -
"fuckin' hell man, you need to work on you's grammar!"

Interviewer sighs
"well, thanks for that....enlightening conversation, "the past has been inside da present" is out now on warp records."

marcus -
"been an gud old convo, ere mike? Can I ring our peter an' say we've done it? Ma phones on 3%!!

Mike -
“nae ya bastard, wait til we get back to pentland. Youse really showed, fuckin' showed me up today."

Marcus -
"shut up! Youse calling me a liar!!”

I got too into it.

[rodox_head]

Sometimes googling yourself gets surreal.

[2020k]

here's something
a comment on the Hooper Bay leak from what sounds to be an acquaintance of the band. possibly bullshitting, using Scottish slang. at this point, who knows

This is killing me [Hooper Bay hoax fiasco]

[2020k]

off to the pub... /// --- ..-. ..-. / - --- / - .... . / .--. ..- -... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

[Alvin]

That's BoC in general though innit. When you realise you've listened to 4 albums back to back just listening to the hi-hats.

[Orbited insanitarium]

[Alvin]

2026 internet can do the rest. That's the hurricane. They're free to just lie back and watch youtubers put out "emergency reactions" and seven hundred comments about a freezeframe.

[2020k]

The Album is literally called "HELL"

[Alvin]

But listen with your ears, love what you love, and you'll never run out of great things to listen to. It's like an abundance mindset. Your favourite thing might still be out there ready to be made, by someone you've already decided has peaked.

[Mystic Bounce]

Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you got there. Pretty expensive as I recall.

[Mystic Bounce]

''I have actually gone deaf from dj-ing, and so I can't listen to any music at all, I'm totally gutted. I have learnt how to lip read and I can still mix records by smelling the grooves" - Aphex Twin

[2020k]

Visuald on the ceiling

[Alvin]

I’m very sorry Aesthetic and the whole twoism community.

[Alvin]

Tune in tomorrow for more exciting adventures!

[Alvin]

He’s cancelled though (I still watch).

That’s Alvin.