The Terrible Music Thread

[rodox_head]

This is the thread for all the songs that we've had to put up with that can cause one to experience high blood pressure and immunodeficiencies the second they start. The songs that if played in any group setting should be classified as a war crime by the Geneva Convention.

I was in middle school when this hit big. If The Black Eyed Peas should be vilified for anything in their entire career, it should be for unleashing this monstrosity onto the airwaves :

[dana]

[kube]

I've come around on most songs from my youth for the nostalgia factor alone... here's a tune that's resisted such a reappraisal.
It's so literallllll, it's become an in-joke between my partner and I. Enjoy :3


@Husker-t6n in the comments puts it best:

Three years ago i listened to this everyday but now i listen to a whole bunch of songs

Bonus: here's a song that I'd expect to see in a thread such as this, but actually it's INCREDIBLE and anyone who hates on it is a loser...

[bungler666]

Just leaving this here...

[rodox_head]

@bungler666
I'm worse off emotionally, spiritually, and financially from being exposed to that...

[bungler666]

@bungler666
I'm worse off emotionally, spiritually, and financially from being exposed to that...

You're welcome !
There's a lot more where that came from...

[Orbited insanitarium]

This was on children's telly (CBBC) all the time when I was younger and I heard it everywhere, for some reason I thought it was older than it is, must be the amount of times this has been shoved in my face.

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

[Orbited insanitarium]

Food House - Kutna Hora

Now I really like the production of this song, but I can completely understand others who find the whole thing FUCKING ABYSMAL.
Why? Well by far the worst thing are the lyrics, you will never find me singing at the top of my lungs;

Spoiler: show

"Asshole pink like my hair, asshole pink donut like Blender, yeah"

or

Spoiler: show

"Wanna frot? Have that nasty kinda dude sex, yeah. Body hair I can sink my lips into like mwah. Body soft, I can press my tits into like mwah. See that thing and I get it get it wet, no hawk tuah"

[bungler666]

Wow! That is indeed, quite terrible.

[mGardener]

“Asshole pink donut like blender, yeah”
That’s comedy gold right there, the rest is absolute ass

[bungler666]

This is one of my absolute favourites!

[rodox_head]

There's a lot of greasy shit boomer music that I can't stand, and then there's this... F**k that weak-ass drum beat, f**k that obnoxious ass wah-wah wolf whistle, f**k this dumb ass song with a goddamn catheter!


Homer sang it way better, btw.

[2020k]

Neutral Milk Hotel.

[bungler666]

Neutral Milk Hotel.

I'm with you, they totally blow.

[rodox_head]

I used to work at an Extramile and I swear this was every 10th song on the store radio:


Despite not considering myself a fan, per se, I always felt Nickelback got too much hate than was really warrented, When it should've been directed at f***ing Train!

VH1: "The quintessential American band..."
Toddintheshadows: "I've heard Al-Qaeda say things less anti-American than that!"

[Bakartridge]

Hearing this song more than a few seconds makes me feel like throwing up tbh

[Negamuse]

In my student days we had the TV running "The Box" pretty much 24/7, think a dial-in-to-request MTV. Aqua and the Spice Girls were on way too much, but at least it was offset by good music. But you know what really grated?

[mechanismj]

This thread hurts my head.

[Orbited insanitarium]

This thread hurts my head.

You're a poet and you didn't even know it.

[mechanismj]

This thread hurts my head.

You're a poet and you didn't even know it.

And a mind-blown blind mower.