Mystery VHS Tape Transcription:

[TorrentialTrain]

Had a shot at transcribing the tape that's been sent out.

Beckon forth new life, with the monthly magazine for

CUT

Search everywhere!

CUT

This (key chain?) arrives with an exclusive hexagonic flexi disc

CUT

Carrying voices into your

CUT

2bit? Stupid?

CUT

The Eye of the Hawk

CUT

Subscribe Now

CUT

Every Month

CUT

Fiber brings in-

CUT

New and Ultimate Signal

CUT

Bound to each cover

CUT

The (Improved on?) Hexi Grip

Six sided, flexible carrying (pre?) fibre trigger recordings from the MDI institute

Hear the pattern

(What will push you?)

This March, supply is low

(But they?) CUT

Triggers it

CUT

Reflections in stories of light

CUT

And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive flexi hexi head

A hexagon of (doubt?)

Filled with voices that-

CUT

And music that you really wanna nab

CUT

For today

CUT

Discover the new one from (Charity? Churty?)

Brings insight to (probe should?)

By using hexagons, (proportions) and music to guide your path

The guide to the light that calls us

Music and spoken word

CUT

The way clear

The first (taste?) is free

From the first light, to the last word, the message is clear: Peace, (love, luck?) Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi disk

For all who await - do not (buy) Call now

[Electronaldmcdonald2]

Do you think there might be a hexagon flexi-disc somewhere perchance?

[niski]

Do you think there might be a hexagon flexi-disc somewhere perchance?

perhaps on record store day there will be something

[TorrentialTrain]

Yeah it mentions hexagonal flexi discs repeatedly, some flexi disc promo on RSD is a good shout.

Here's the processed version I'm using to try and hear the words



Updated Transcript:

Took a shot at transcribing the Mystery Tapes, feel free to post any other clean ups or attempts here:

Beckon forth new life, with the monthly magazine for

CUT

Search everywhere!

CUT

This (key chain?) CUT arrives with an exclusive hexagonic flexi disc

CUT

Carrying voices into your

CUT

2bit? Stupid?

CUT

The Eye of the Hawk

CUT

Subscribe Now

CUT

Every Month

CUT

Fiber brings in-

CUT

New and Ultimate Signal

CUT

Bound to each cover

CUT

The (Improved on?) Hexi Disc

Six sided, flexible carrying (pre?) fibre (trigger, triple?) recordings from the MDI institute

Hear the pattern

(What will push you?)

This March, supply is low

(But they?) CUT

Triggers it

CUT

Reflections in stories of light

CUT

And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive flexi hexi disc

A hexagon of (doubt?)

Filled with voices that-

CUT

And music that you really wanna nab

CUT

For today

CUT

Discover the new one from (Charity? Churty?)

Brings insight to (probe should?)

By using hexagons, (proportions) and music to guide your path

The guide to the light that calls us

Music and spoken word

CUT

The way clear

The first (taste?) is free

From the first light, to the last word, the message is clear: Peace, (love, luck?) Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi disk

For all who await - do not (buy, bind, find, lie?) Call now

[NuevasSemillas]

So it's real...

[qualia]

Thanks TorrentialTrain, I hear these:

This (key chain?) CUT arrives

This piece will arrive

Carrying voices into your CUT 2bit? Stupid?

Carrying voices into your speakers

(What will push you?)

Number 6

The first (taste?) is free

The first disc is free

Peace, (love, luck?)

Each month

For all who await - do not (buy, bind, find, lie?)

All for only (two months buy? 2.95?)

[qualia]

Couple more:

Search everywhere!

Church Everywhere

(But they?) CUT Triggers it

This sounds something like "Introducing".

(What will push you?)

I think what I heard as "Number 6" may be November 6, or October 6…

[qualia]

Put together, this is what I have so far:

Beckon forth new [light/life], with the monthly magazine for: [search/church] everywhere! This piece will arrive with an exclusive hexagonic flexi-disc, carrying voices into your speaker [The Eye of the Hawk?]. Subscribe now. Every month [fiber] brings in [new and ultimate/with a limited] signal. Bound to each cover, the [improved on] Hexi-Disc. Six sided, flexible carrying two [fiber] [trigger/triple] recordings from the [MDI/MEI/MBI] institute. [Here's a/Hear the] pattern: [November/October/The number] [six]. This March, supply is low. [But they]…[Triggers it/introducing]… Reflections [in/and] stories of light. And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive flexi-hexi-disc. A hexagon of [sound/doubt] filled with voices that… [and music that you really wanna nab]. Subscribe today, discover the new [monthly purity/one from charity]. Brings insight to [potion/probe should]. [By using/a unique] [hexagons/Exodus] [proportions], and music to guide your path. The guide to the light that calls us. Music and spoken word … The way clear… The first disc is free. From the first light, to the last word, the message is clear: [Each month / Peace, love/luck], Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi-disc. All for only [two months buy(?)/$2.95]. Call now.

[TorrentialTrain]

Think I agree with all these as more likely except number 6 which I can't hear at all here, neither number nor 6. And Introducing. Could be the in part is cut off so it's just 'troducin'.

This is what I have now: Beckon forth new life, with the monthly magazine for CUT. (Search/Church) everywhere! CUT

This (piece?) will arrive with an exclusive hexagonic flexi disc CUT. Carrying voices into your CUT. Speakers
CUT
The Eye of the Hawk
CUT
Subscribe Now. CUT. Every Month. CUT. Fiber brings in- CUT. New and Unlimited Signal CUT. Bound to each cover CUT
The (Improved on?) Hexi Disc. Six sided, flexible carrying (pre?) fibre (trigger, triple?) recordings from the MDI institute

Hear the pattern

(What will push you?)

This March, supply is low

(But they?) CUT. Triggers it CUT. Reflections (in/and) stories of light CUT. And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive
flexi hexi disc. A hexagon of sound, filled with voices that-
CUT
And music that you really wanna nab
CUT
For today
CUT
Discover the new monthly (Charity? Purity?). Brings insight to (probe should?). By using hexagons, (proportions) and music to guide your path. The guide to the light that calls us. Music and spoken word CUT. The way clear. The first disc is free

From the first light, to the last word, the message is clear: (Each Month? OR Peace, Luck?) Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi disk

All for only 2-9-5. Call Now

[qualia]

Yeah, listening to it again I hear something like "shift" or "shave" instead of six, so I really have no idea what that one is…

[qualia]

Brings insight to [potion/probe should]. [By using/a unique] [hexagons/Exodus] [proportions], and music to guide your path

Maybe, "Brings insights, devotion, and a unique exodus report, and music to guide your path." Updated with what I think are the most likely candidates:

Beckon forth new light, with the monthly magazine for: church everywhere! This [piece/case] will arrive with an exclusive hexagonic flexi-disc, carrying voices into your speaker [The Eye of the Hawk?]. Subscribe now. Every month [fiber] brings in [new] [with a limited/and unlimited] signal. Bound to each cover, the [improved on] Hexi-Disc. Six sided, flexible carrying two [fiber] [trigger/triple] recordings from the [MDI/MEI/MBI] institute. [Here's a/Hear the] pattern: [November/October/The number] [six]. This March, supply is low. [But they]…[Triggers and]… Reflections and stories of light. And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive flexi-hexi-disc. A hexagon of sound filled with voices that… [and music that you really wanna nab]. Subscribe today, discover the new monthly purity. Brings insights, devotion, and a unique [exodus report], and music to guide your path. The guide to the light that calls us. Music and spoken word … The way clear… The first disc is free. From the first light, to the last word, the message is clear. Each month: Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi-disc. All for only [two months buy(?)/$2.95]. Call now.

[outhudd]

Isolated the end bit here:

I was very skeptical that he's saying "hexagon flexi disc", but a little bit more convinced with the earlier (possible) mention of "six-sided, flexible..."

[TorrentialTrain]

Well that sounds like "Peace, Rock, Devotion" at the end their to me on outhudds upload.

What I have now

Beckon forth new life, with the monthly magazine for CUT. Church everywhere! This piece will arrive with an exclusive hexagonic flexi disc. Carrying voices into your Speakers
CUT
The Eye of the Hawk
CUT
Subscribe Now, Every Month, Fiber brings in- New and Unlimited Signal
CUT
Bound to each cover. The (Improved on?) Hexi Disc. Six sided, flexible carrying (pre?) fibre (trigger, triple?) recordings from the MDI institute.

Hear the pattern.

(What will push you?) ((very unclear here))
This March, supply is low
(But they?) CUT Triggers it CUT Reflections in stories of light CUT

And with your first video, you'll receive the exclusive flexi hexi disc
A hexagon of sound, filled with voices that-
CUT
And music that you really wanna nab
CUT
For today
CUT

Discover the new monthly Purity.

Brings insight, devotion and unique hexagon
proportions and music to guide your path

The guide to the light that calls us. Music and spoken word
CUT
The way clear. The first disc is free. From the first line, to the last word, the message is clear: Peace, Rock, Devotion, revelation and the exclusive hexagon flexi disk

All for only 2-9-5. Call Now

[LivingLifeSomewhere]

I think it is saying:
"Beckon forth new life, with the monthly magazine for **preachers(?) everywhere!"

[Idiot747]

Has anyone been able to identify who or what might be behind the voice? I'm assuming its a religious ad of some sort but from whom I don't know. If we find it would be a big push in the right direction

[Josh]

Do you think there might be a hexagon flexi-disc somewhere perchance?

perhaps on record store day there will be something

I was thinking in a magazine. Which magazine, I dunno.

[LivingLifeSomewhere]

Has anyone been able to identify who or what might be behind the voice? I'm assuming its a religious ad of some sort but from whom I don't know. If we find it would be a big push in the right direction

MBI = Moody Bible Institute ?

They had a monthly magazine. I'm searching for the source but have not found it. And beyond being cool to find, I don't think it matters/will be at all relevant.

[Idiot747]

Has anyone been able to identify who or what might be behind the voice? I'm assuming its a religious ad of some sort but from whom I don't know. If we find it would be a big push in the right direction

MBI = Moody Bible Institute ?

They had a monthly magazine. I'm searching for the source but have not found it. And beyond being cool to find, I don't think it matters/will be at all relevant.

I think your probably right. Atp I, and probably everyone else on this forum lol, is waiting for some new info. I'm just hoping someone may recognize and identify it and it brings even just a sliver of new info, though it probably won't mean much. Truthfully I think this may just be a precursor to something bigger, but who knows.

[hexagonFox]

great job guys !

[outhudd]

As LivingLifeSomewhere says above, the MBI institute (Moody Bible Institute) did have a monthly magazine for $2.95: https://files.catbox.moe/nftt2l.jpg

I think this is just a recording of ad for the monthly subscription, and it included a free flexi-disc, which was common with magazines. (at least the only flexi-discs I have are ones that came as cover-disks on magazines).