I actually have REAL news about the new BOC album

hexagon son · Post by **hexagon son** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:34 pm

ive never heard of a 15 year old running a record store before. stop. talking. shit.

everythingyoudoisaballoon · Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:34 pm

You are fucking dumb. There was no record store you stupid twat.

hexagon son · Post by **hexagon son** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:39 pm

how does calling you a homophobic liar make me a 'fucking dumb twat'. im only stating what ive seen. why would you lie about running a record store, being into real estate, and all the rest? just wondering. ill bet you couldnt even come up with a reply without trying to insult someone.

THINKER · Post by **THINKER** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:41 pm

I think he's gone..

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:43 pm

everythingyoudoisaballoon wrote:You are fucking dumb. There was no record store you stupid twat.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:49 pm

please

stop the watmm'ness...

everythingyoudoisaballoon · Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:58 pm

What I do to entertain myself at work is piss people off. And you guys are way too easy

six-five-two · Post by **six-five-two** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:41 pm

I seriously don't really trust Joyrex.. I mean, the pictures of his cassettes seem fake. I think there was a thread here a little while ago saying that the Boc Maxima label has a bit of white showing (means it's pasted on from Photoshop).

everythingyoudoisaballoon · Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:17 pm

This board is way worse than WATMM, atleast over there they have some fun and dont have extremely tight assholes.

six-five-two · Post by **six-five-two** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:30 pm

Yeah but WATMM is funny aswell. Some fake dude says there is going to be a release... FLAME FLAME LULZ!!!

Post by **Aesthetics** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:36 pm

Can some one PM me once there is something interesting to read?

thedisavowed · Post by **thedisavowed** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:53 am

six-five-two wrote:Everythingyoudoisaballoon is trying to WATMMize our board! Someone ban him!

I seriously don't really trust Joyrex.. I mean, the pictures of his cassettes seem fake. I think there was a thread here a little while ago saying that the Boc Maxima label has a bit of white showing (means it's pasted on from Photoshop).

This post is funny to me. It seems so neurotic.

A_Northern_Soul · Post by **A_Northern_Soul** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:13 am

Aesthetics wrote:Can some one PM me once there is something interesting to read?

I wouldn't hold your breath mate.

Wrathschild · Post by **Wrathschild** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:38 pm

harpoon dodger wrote:Hilarious, but the cynical attitudes of most people on the board annoy the hell out of me. Have faith in the brothas?

Dodger, your posative attitude keeps this place balanced. This board needs more like you.

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:31 pm

Wrathschild wrote:
harpoon dodger wrote:Hilarious, but the cynical attitudes of most people on the board annoy the hell out of me. Have faith in the brothas?
Dodger, your posative attitude keeps this place balanced. This board needs more like you.

Thanks man, just trying to keep it real

john fonda · Post by **john fonda** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:48 pm

a bit of appreciation...

streamrunner · Post by **streamrunner** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:32 pm

you guys are hilarious.

yeah.thats.right.orange · Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:48 pm

If it had to release in 2 weeks, it would be announced earlier. So please consider your stupidity.

streamrunner · Post by **streamrunner** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:24 pm

BunnyRabbit wrote:
streamrunner wrote:Hi my name is Streamrunner and I just wanted to let you know that I have an actual legitimate connection to get all the inside info on BOC. You see, I met this guy at the airport and I saw he was playing "BOC" on his ipod so we started talking. Anyway he talked about how he had seen the band in concert many times and that he had friends that new the band personally and I got super excited until I realized that BOC meant "Blue Oyster Cult" to him. so struck out on that one but I still got the guy's number and it turns out that his neighbor got their dog from a breeder in Scotland named "Mikey Sandison". On top of that, get this - his neigher drives an '84 Pontiac. Its like I was in a dream or something so I met his neighbor and it turns out his name is Oscar. I think he must have had pink-eye or something because one of his eyes was bloodshot. Well -more like red-eye. Anyway we talked and it turns out this guys cousin went to school with Mike and Marcus and his cousin gets the inside scoop on everything, even when Mike and Marcus take shit. So anyway I got to hear all of this badass stuff about them. So the new album is coming out in 2 weeks. I'm sure of it. And you should believe me. Because no one has ever lied about this before. And people on this board aren't suckers for the same joke over and over again at all. I mean, just because EVERY thread claiming to have info on a new album gets 10 times the amount of views of any other thread doesn't mean anything. So believe me because I'm sure you know this time its different, I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY have new information.

Just trying to get a point across in a humorous way.

Information is a nebulous concept. It's a facile argument to suggest that anything other than official notifications on the BOC or Warp sites is worthless. Joyrex is a reputable source of information therefore the information content is above the average.

I like the last sentence.

hills west · Post by **hills west** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:05 pm

polar sky wrote:
everythingyoudoisaballoon wrote:You are fucking dumb. There was no record store you stupid twat.
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

god why do i bother coming here?

____twoism

I actually have REAL news about the new BOC album

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