I actually have REAL news about the new BOC album

john fonda · Post by **john fonda** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:36 pm

not sure joyrex has any connection at all...

Beacon · Post by **Beacon** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:30 pm

I haven't seen an evidence that Joyrex really has connections. I remember him making up some "big announcement" that would occur, which never.

WATMM has the same "personality" as virtually any other popular forum on the internet. Twoism has seemed a bit different to me. There's usually a pretty friendly atmosphere here.

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:44 pm

Beacon wrote:...Twoism has seemed a bit different to me. There's usually a pretty friendly atmosphere here.

I hope it stays that way. Not so sure these days....

john fonda · Post by **john fonda** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:15 pm

if he did why wud he act like that?jus dont make sense

The Telepathic Kid · Post by **The Telepathic Kid** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:24 am

Reading this has given me a good laugh.
Kudos to TC and Balloonman.

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:36 am

john fonda wrote:if he did why wud he act like that?jus dont make sense

...and why am I talking about chewbacca? It just doesn't make any sense!

john fonda · Post by **john fonda** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:17 pm

boardsofdublin · Post by **boardsofdublin** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:08 pm

Cupz wrote:
john fonda wrote:if he did why wud he act like that?jus dont make sense

...and why am I talking about chewbacca? It just doesn't make any sense!

LOL'ing!!!!!

Tarsier · Post by **Tarsier** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:07 pm

last night I had a dream I met one of the doods from BOC, and I asked if he could tell me if the new album was coming out any time soon. he laughed. later on in the dream he decided to show me some of the stuff he was working on, when he put the cd player on it was all animal collective, and it was a new song called "holy days" i looked at him and he turned into Avey Tare. "holy days" sounded like it was a real song, it was amazing but i can't remember anything about it other than the lyrics "holy days". neat dream.

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:03 pm

So where the sweet Jesus is Najm ad-Din Ayyub when we need him, eh?
Perhaps if we all call for him? Maybe HE can shed his dubious, yet oh so alluring seer-like shite (sorry!) LIGHT! I said LIGHT! No really, I did...

Najm ad-Din Ayyub!?!
Najm?
Najjy-baby?

(Anyone hear anything yet?)

Najm ad-Din Ayyub!!!

(Shh. Let's listen......)

Sigh.

Nothing.

Damn you Najm ad-Din Ayyub.
Damn you to hell!

Cupz · Post by **Cupz** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:33 pm

He's like a ninja...

well...

youknow...

his username is an anagram for...

Mayday, Ninja Bud

iec · Post by **iec** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:49 pm

I think 'A Ninja Yam Buddy' is a better one.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:51 pm

MAYDAY, NINJA BUD! It'll sneak up on yah!

Opothecary · Post by **Opothecary** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:27 am

Mexicola wrote:So where the sweet Jesus is Najm ad-Din Ayyub when we need him, eh?
Perhaps if we all call for him? Maybe HE can shed his dubious, yet oh so alluring seer-like shite (sorry!) LIGHT! I said LIGHT! No really, I did...

Najm ad-Din Ayyub!?!
Najm?
Najjy-baby?

(Anyone hear anything yet?)

Najm ad-Din Ayyub!!!

(Shh. Let's listen......)

Sigh.

Nothing.

Damn you Najm ad-Din Ayyub.
Damn you to hell!

Yeah, but he's another hoaxer, what do you need him for?

747Music · Post by **747Music** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:17 am

Opothecary wrote:Yeah, but he's another hoaxer, what do you need him for?

I don't recall being 100% sure of this. Am I missing something?

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:11 am

streamrunner wrote:Hi my name is Streamrunner and I just wanted to let you know that I have an actual legitimate connection to get all the inside info on BOC. You see, I met this guy at the airport and I saw he was playing "BOC" on his ipod so we started talking. Anyway he talked about how he had seen the band in concert many times and that he had friends that new the band personally and I got super excited until I realized that BOC meant "Blue Oyster Cult" to him. so struck out on that one but I still got the guy's number and it turns out that his neighbor got their dog from a breeder in Scotland named "Mikey Sandison". On top of that, get this - his neigher drives an '84 Pontiac. Its like I was in a dream or something so I met his neighbor and it turns out his name is Oscar. I think he must have had pink-eye or something because one of his eyes was bloodshot. Well -more like red-eye. Anyway we talked and it turns out this guys cousin went to school with Mike and Marcus and his cousin gets the inside scoop on everything, even when Mike and Marcus take shit. So anyway I got to hear all of this badass stuff about them. So the new album is coming out in 2 weeks. I'm sure of it. And you should believe me. Because no one has ever lied about this before. And people on this board aren't suckers for the same joke over and over again at all. I mean, just because EVERY thread claiming to have info on a new album gets 10 times the amount of views of any other thread doesn't mean anything. So believe me because I'm sure you know this time its different, I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY have new information.

Just trying to get a point across in a humorous way.

Haha, nice!

Would have been even better if you'd stopped at "I'm sure of it".

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:23 pm

I think it's absolutely hilarious that there is satire based on BoC hype. Haha, priceless.

Romeda · Post by **Romeda** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:30 pm

what has this forum become? beside a place for owl avatar enthusiasts.

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:04 pm

It's like birdwatching! This is a fine use for internets.

streamrunner · Post by **streamrunner** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:32 pm

____twoism

I actually have REAL news about the new BOC album

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