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Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:38 pm

Dunno if you read it here, but yes there was famously a bloke who had Andy Cole tattooed on his leg, only for Newcastle to sell him 6 months later and sign Les Ferdinand. He then had the tattoo altered to try and make it look like Les Ferdinand.......

.....it didn't work very well. Looked like a car crash

bleak. · Post by **bleak.** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:22 pm

Mexicola wrote:Dunno if you read it here, but yes there was famously a bloke who had Andy Cole tattooed on his leg, only for Newcastle to sell him 6 months later and sign Les Ferdinand. He then had the tattoo altered to try and make it look like Les Ferdinand.......

.....it didn't work very well. Looked like a car crash

haha, some people!

celadon · Post by **celadon** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:40 pm

Peeps on Twoism from around the world are wondering what the hell we are going on about!!!! maybe we should start our own thread and be done with it. we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc.

Thanks for the kind words about Keane (I might post it up on SMB to show there are some sound mags out there

) but I dont know if we will finish above yous. I genuinely feel sorry for Keegoon as he was a decent manager who wore his heart on his sleeve and NUFC deserve something better than the soleless Ashley. The Quinn model is one that should be compulsory at all clubs. By the way those keys are in the post.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:20 am

celadon wrote:we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc.

holy sweet jesus what

labrat · Post by **labrat** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:22 pm

O_O
wat

Mexicola · Post by **Mexicola** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:26 pm

turquoise70 wrote:
celadon wrote:we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc.
holy sweet jesus what

"we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc." = "We could discuss this football (soccer) matter in a most heated manner for some considerable time, occasionally using phrases we both know not to be 100% coherent, well considered or true, you know. Sir, go away and defecate (but in a friendly manner), etc.

Lesson 2:

Divvint stress yersell hinny, y'not a Geordie, or a Mackem so yiv got nee idea wat w'taakin aboot bonny lad. (Do not fret stranger, you are clearly neither from Newcastle upon Tyne, nor Sunderland and have no idea what we Northern English types are talking about, bonny lad)

celadon · Post by **celadon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:56 pm

Mexicola wrote:
turquoise70 wrote:
celadon wrote:we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc.
holy sweet jesus what
"we can gan radge n'that and tawlk shite like aboot awl the footie an that y'knaaa. Awh man ha'd away an shite etc. etc." = "We could discuss this football (soccer) matter in a most heated manner for some considerable time, occasionally using phrases we both know not to be 100% coherent, well considered or true, you know. Sir, go away and defecate (but in a friendly manner), etc.

Lesson 2:

Divvint stress yersell hinny, y'not a Geordie, or a Mackem so yiv got nee idea wat w'taakin aboot bonny lad. (Do not fret stranger, you are clearly neither from Newcastle upon Tyne, nor Sunderland and have no idea what we Northern English types are talking about, bonny lad)

Well done Raffles the gentleman Thug, thats them telt. Love owt like this, me.