Is ANYTHING better for sex music than Boards of Canada?

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:38 pm

I can't think of anything.

Boards of Canada imbues the experience with a sublime animalistic, yet magical and spiritual quality like no other music can do. It's actually pretty damn amazing.

By the way, I'm talking about deep, emotionally connected sex (lovemaking?) here, not gang-banging. Try some shitty electro for that.

Anyone else agree or disagree?

(PS Sorry if this topic has been made before)

ross adey · Post by **ross adey** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:02 pm

minnie riperton.
amen.

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:47 pm

I prefer Rod Stewart's "If you think I'm sexy". I can bust a water balloon size worth of nut to that song.

bluesky · Post by **Fredd-E** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:47 pm

ross adey wrote:minnie riperton.
amen.

"Two people, just meeting, barely touching each other
Two spirits, greeting, tryna carry each further
You are one, and I am another
We should be, one inside each other"

ryetronics · Post by **ryetronics** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:56 pm

Benny Hill playing on the tv in the other room... sweet seduction.

vonarx · Post by **vonarx** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:53 pm

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:47 pm

Yanni. Duh.

eppers · Post by **eppers** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:22 pm

mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.

loooooooooooooool @ yanni

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:25 pm

mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.

Tried once. Resulted in a mess.

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:29 pm

saturdayindex wrote:
mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
Tried once. Resulted in a mess.

Yanni's not bad for lonely masturbating though! Wait...didn't another thread get closed for being too sexual?

saturdayindex · Post by **saturdayindex** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:32 pm

Must be why i haven't heard much Yanni

Oliver · Post by **Oliver** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:35 pm

Barry White.

thedisavowed · Post by **thedisavowed** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:56 pm

Squarepusher - Go Plastic, specifically.

And.. so long as this thread doesn't get pornographic (verbally or otherwise), ya'll are fine as far as I'm concerned.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:05 pm

Portishead and Serge Gainsbourg/Jane Birkin

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isawdrones · Post by **isawdrones** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:06 pm

i think fucking to boc would kind of trivialize it.

Joebot Kill · Post by **Joebot Kill** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:21 pm

thedisavowed wrote:Squarepusher - Go Plastic, specifically.

And.. so long as this thread doesn't get pornographic (verbally or otherwise), ya'll are fine as far as I'm concerned.

cant go wrong with "im gonna fuck you with my red hot cock"

first time i had sex with my current girlfriend was to geogaddi.
it actually made the experience a little more awkward than it should have been.

ALSO.....
cupz, ive had sex to your music... and it was damn good! how does that make you feel?

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:57 am

BoC could work for me, but it'd have to be a CD consisting of carefully picked songs, because I'm gonna get a lot less horny if The Smallest Weird Number is playing.

Songs that would work:
Orange Romeda: A dreamy rhythm and melody...wow...
Open The Light: Tranquil, happy ...perfect.
Satellite Anthem Icarus: I just think it works.
Pete Standing Alone: Again, a nice upbeat tune, this one is my favorite for this so far.
Aquarius: I don't think I need to explain this one, but I might have to be prepared for whatever reaction my partner would have to all the "orange" and the counting. Hopefully she's ignoring the music by now. Or, even better, enjoying it.
Peacock Tail: I think this is probably BoC's closest thing to a love song.
Dayvan Cowboy: Three words: Gradual cymbal climax.
Heard from Telegraph Lines: A lullaby. This would be a fine song for after, when I'm holding her in my arms, reinforcing that something good just happened (And maybe we should do it again sometime?)

Songs that would NOT work:
Sixtyten: "It's all right" "WHATS HAPPENING?!" - What, am I raping her now?
In The Annexe: I wouldn't really be surprised when she thinks I'm a serial killer now. This is not sex music. This song is... otherworldly.
Music Is Math: I hate to say it, but even though this song is totally pretty, it's too 'dark' for what we're up to. This kind of pretty is reserved for times of study, or introspection.

Yeah, the 'no' list would be pretty long. BoC's not your conventional sharing music, and even less so between the sexes (at least when you're trying to invoke a lovemaking mood.)
She'd have to be a pretty special girl.

IanRedpoint · Post by **IanRedpoint** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:09 am

ross adey wrote:minnie riperton.
amen.

You bastard!

I've got that spacehopper spanking scene from Jam in my head now.

novayshun · Post by **novayshun** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:39 am

all you need is a real woman and a bit of tlc

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:16 am

saturdayindex wrote:
mechanismj wrote:Yanni. Duh.
Tried once. Resulted in a mess.

I thought that was the point?!