Let's Make Up Band Names! !!

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Let's Make Up Band Names! !!

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If you had a band, real, imaginary, or both, what would you name it? If you form a band consider these magnificently marketable monikers.

Sphincter Wink

Koala Knows Karate

Creatures of Habit

The Furry Pits

Quaffle

Hipsters on Ice

The Yodeling Accordionists

Bukkake Hockey
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me and my friends are forming a drone band called SPRAWLSCAPE

i also want to name a band Vagin Monstrueux

freebies:

hats on fire

doliaceps

forest of mockery

the glibbons

torale torale torale (ttt to fans)
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The Magnificently Marketable Monikers
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The New Gibbons!

King Whistle and the Whiskey Whiskers

Vone

Pete and the Pencil Toppers


edit : Glibbons
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the tallpines
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breakfast in the links

the ironic dumbfuckers

trexle

pistyface

don't fuck with abraham
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Old Salt

The Wine-Os

Zaxxon
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dave_from_2001 wrote:Zaxxon


FUCK yeah


peppermint solo

grimlock

testimony h

given the following

periwinkle gimmick
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Mr Chuck Beckles.. 'Sphincter Wink' is disturbingly funny.


My two hypothetical 'side projects'

Gravey Nipples - Acoustic Metal

Seks Grot (sex cave) - Thrash-Folk

My brother's punk band was called STEAKFACE. I always kinda liked that.
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Me and my friend came up with a load of funny band names - the only one I can remember is Multiple Autism.
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Loli Cum Dumpster (loli ripe clone perhaps)

Contagious Eye Fellatio (grindcore)

Vomitorture (motionsick-death-grind metal)

Arrogant Rhubarb

Maptexter

The Odlid Boys (backstreet boys alias)

The Backdoor Boys (another one)

DJ HORSE SALIVA (BREAKCOREKDJSFHDSKJFH!!!!11)

Nine Inch Nintendo (plz don't sue)

The Fleas

Non Xorr

Fozen Rod

Argophoebics For Weasels (indie rock?)

WcnWcnWncW

Moonsupper

Regression Of Indisirabel's Stonepipe

aâäâaphes twim

Spongemind Angora

Sulphemencient Sermentic Sausage

Drumach Venom

Night Of LSD

Lubricant Salty Dorkshot

Heroine Of Heroin

Virginowhere

Zill Zecord Zor Zood

Absorbant Asborb

Bananas Utilize Radical Gas Like A Rotten Sandwitch

Penciline

Ine Drummach (lols)


woo!
this is fun!

can you find all the hidden messages and wordplays in the bandnamnes?
i will draw a big nice drawing for the person who does! :wink:

70, i really love "forest of mockery " :)
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playbyletters wrote:Loli Cum Dumpster (loli ripe clone perhaps)


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Fum

Credit Report (arena rock w/jazz extensions)

The Compact Dicks

Persimmon Pudding

Whomp

Ranger Rickenbacker and Greyknee

The Furnishings

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edit : Maptexter I like!
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heh chuck, i havent heard sphincter wink before.

what about glamor hammer?

oh yeah, i really like bukkake hockey. haha

i have a big long list of band names but theyre not really funny.
i do like SUPER PHANTICOM though.
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The Sexual Congress
The Asexuals
Ear Rape
Varnish Glug
Hey Look We Have Instruments
The Geriatric Strippers
Britney Spears Tribute Band
Tupac Zombie
Viper.
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CoBoC wrote:The Sexual Congress
Britney Spears Tribute Band
Tupac Zombie


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Hypothetical Virgins
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Pillowcase Time Machine
CeleryBacon
The Tire Swing Bananas
Orange Calender Pants
Spaghetti Engine
Rusty Salad Hamper
62 Pineapple Bells
Medicine Helmet
Gas Station Lamps
Yummy Bridge Jello
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