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scientology.org "personality test"

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www.scientology.org has a personality test, i know i posted my results in the other thread but i thought people could post results/comments if they take it in here...

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well, i took the scientology test on their official web site

here it is...

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...so here are my comments on it CATEGORY by CATEGORY

A - yeah, i can be unstable, so the test is right there, but what the hell is the fun in being stable? life is a fuckin rollercoaster and i love every minute of it.

B - i am certainly not depressed, lately things have been going my way and i am loving it, i have never been a sad person... i love life, it's a miracle. unless i'm subconsciously depressed but i mean, what matters if i FEEL happy?

C - nervous?? hmm i disagree... i'm pretty composed, i even said i was in many of the questions!! weird...

D - i am uncertain... but again that's not negative, i don't want life to be predictable. i don't know how the mind works or what that spark of life that many people call a "soul" comes from, but speculation is always ever so fun

E - bang on, i am active as hell, in almost every way

F - i am aggressive but not in a negative way, i am ambitious and what i want for, i go for, what i feel, i express. no need for dishonesty cause i think it gets you nowhere in this world. if you have to hurt feelings to be honest, so be it.

G - i can be irresponsible, but when it comes down to it, i can handle power and keep my nose to the grindstone. read www.anxietyculture.com for more on my opinions of "responsibility"... i am not socially responsible, my life is my own and my own personal wants and desires are paramount. life is short, live it for yourself.

H - critical? not so sure what this means, but i do think plenty about my actions and the actions of others, is that what this means? what is correct estimation? i don't see how being critical is bad, i'm not a dick about it and i don't let it change how i act towards people.

I - what the FUCK?!?! i am nothing if not appreciative. i'm not even going to dignify this with more. (watches as someone posts textbook response on how i was not appreciative of this test and rolls eyes)

J - correct. i speak what i feel even if it hurts peoples feelings, i am very good at communicating with others, and not just because i ramble a lot, i understand people deeply and connect with everyone i meet at a deeper level than most.

IQ - it's a weird test with weird questions, nothing about IQ so don't know why this category is here.

supposedly more details are available on my results if i go to my local scientology church (toronto) but i fear i will be bombarded with pamphlets and scary perma-smiles.

i suspect that this test is meant to tell people how bad their lives are so that they will convert to scientology to solve all of these problems... if any scientologists are on here, i'd like a response to my post since i put a considerable amount of time and effort into this.

hope you enjoyed reading everyone, peace!
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The churches of Scientology are extending an invitation to you to receive an OCA Personality Test and evaluation free of any charge or obligation.
Your personality has everything to do with your income, your future, your personal relationships, and your life.
A test of this kind would normally cost you $500.00 and up. It is offered to you here free of charge as a public service.
If you are not happy with life, you can find out why.

:shock: :?

Remember Sam Raimi's Evil Dead ? Remember the deep voice?
JOIN US ! JOIN US !

(and give us your money, you'll feel happier)
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The secret to fulfillment lies in blind devotion!
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ALL HAIL XENU< INTERGALACTIC TYRANT!!!!!
Welcome home faithful one. We forgive you.
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ok i tried it and gave up half way through.
some of the questions are worded in a way for you to answer so you sound like you need them. SKAM SKAM SKAM!! :lol:
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if you guys just can't get enough scientology, i uploaded some audio files that i have

http://rapidshare.de/files/16683032/scientology.rar

included is a tape of L Ron Hubbard rambling instructions in somewhat hypnotic manner. he's trying to soooooth you into agreement.

also, there's a radio discussion where the church president from LA starts yelling, etc. when someone mentions his mother (kind of a diversionary tactic, but funny nonetheless).
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