TRANS CANADA HIGHWAY LEAK! READ ONLY IF YOU WANT SPOILERS!!!
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:32 am
Dear Twoism community, READ ONLY IF YOU WANT EP SPOILERS!
As the previous thread stated the "trans canada highway" leaked, and at this
point being transfered from one file sharing app to another. Big surprise?
Anyway, I listened to the ep after a nice big dinner and was greatly disappointed.
I'll tell all of you why.
1. Left Side Drive 5:20: First off, before I get off to a bad start I'd like to say
I greatly enjoyed the ending of this song. Classic boards! Think "last walk on mirror lake"
synth meets "'84 pontiac drive" guitar phaser shit with a slice of "Olson 3" synth tweeks.
Some incredible sounds here. Very "Kid for Today" sans the heavy percussion build up.
The beginning fades in and goes nowhere for about 3 mins, before the boards treat you with something sweet. Everyone one on here will like this track because there's really nothing not to like, but it is formulaic boards. Overall the best track on the EP.
2. Heard from telegraph Lines 1:09: My first thought after hearing it was...WTF? That's it.. are
you fucking kidding me. I'm one of those boards people that grooves more with the short
tracks than the quote on quote "full-length tracks", but not this time. Sounds like bad christ, for
those of you who know the christ sound. The most monotonous and lacking boards track I've ever
heard. I know that's a bold statement, but take my word for it.
Definitely a throw away.
3. Skyliner: you know
4 Under the coke sign 1:31: again WTF? is this for real? The beginning of the track is exactly
the same as the traffic noise found at the beginning of "84 pontiac dream" followed with another
monotonous synth melody with the traffic noise straight throughout the track. Terrible.
5. Dayvan cowboy (odd nosdam remix) 9:19: wait for it........Terrible. The only reason
this piece of shit track ended up on this EP is because cLOUDDEAD and the boards are friends,
and the boards probably felt obligated to release it. Don't get me wrong, the version of
"Dead dogs Two" by the boards is one of the coolest things I've ever heard. That kind of
production on a track can only indicate the most genious of creative power, but odd nosdam fall
into that category. He's not in a position to be remixing boards music. Trust me. Sounds
like it's the first remix he's ever done. The whole things fades in a out, laced with
the original track underneath distorted through various sequencers looped again & again, to the point
where your waiting for the beat to come, but once it arrives your ready for it to stop. Why?
Because it sucks. People who interpret this as innovative can kiss my ass.
Summary: I realized as I was writing this that these tracks where probably B-sides from the
headphase record, so if you keep that in mind, you won't be as disappointed as I was. Secondly,
the tracks times where bullshit because everyone agrees on this forum that an EP should be four full length
tracks with substance. Not that I'm against changing the form, but the music just didn't hold up this time.
To give boards of canada the benefit of the doubt, all of you questioning my comments can read
my comments from other threads to differentiate between this & your beliefs. I would hope that
boards of canada take an LSD trip in the near future and rethink their approach for the next record, because damn boys, we know you can do better than this. Next time they should have bibio remix a track all acoustic. Maybe a little four tet remix wouldn't hurt. That would be a change. Also, I didn't care for the Dayvan cowboy video- if you were wondering
Peace to all,
Prizmodo-
As the previous thread stated the "trans canada highway" leaked, and at this
point being transfered from one file sharing app to another. Big surprise?
Anyway, I listened to the ep after a nice big dinner and was greatly disappointed.
I'll tell all of you why.
1. Left Side Drive 5:20: First off, before I get off to a bad start I'd like to say
I greatly enjoyed the ending of this song. Classic boards! Think "last walk on mirror lake"
synth meets "'84 pontiac drive" guitar phaser shit with a slice of "Olson 3" synth tweeks.
Some incredible sounds here. Very "Kid for Today" sans the heavy percussion build up.
The beginning fades in and goes nowhere for about 3 mins, before the boards treat you with something sweet. Everyone one on here will like this track because there's really nothing not to like, but it is formulaic boards. Overall the best track on the EP.
2. Heard from telegraph Lines 1:09: My first thought after hearing it was...WTF? That's it.. are
you fucking kidding me. I'm one of those boards people that grooves more with the short
tracks than the quote on quote "full-length tracks", but not this time. Sounds like bad christ, for
those of you who know the christ sound. The most monotonous and lacking boards track I've ever
heard. I know that's a bold statement, but take my word for it.
Definitely a throw away.
3. Skyliner: you know
4 Under the coke sign 1:31: again WTF? is this for real? The beginning of the track is exactly
the same as the traffic noise found at the beginning of "84 pontiac dream" followed with another
monotonous synth melody with the traffic noise straight throughout the track. Terrible.
5. Dayvan cowboy (odd nosdam remix) 9:19: wait for it........Terrible. The only reason
this piece of shit track ended up on this EP is because cLOUDDEAD and the boards are friends,
and the boards probably felt obligated to release it. Don't get me wrong, the version of
"Dead dogs Two" by the boards is one of the coolest things I've ever heard. That kind of
production on a track can only indicate the most genious of creative power, but odd nosdam fall
into that category. He's not in a position to be remixing boards music. Trust me. Sounds
like it's the first remix he's ever done. The whole things fades in a out, laced with
the original track underneath distorted through various sequencers looped again & again, to the point
where your waiting for the beat to come, but once it arrives your ready for it to stop. Why?
Because it sucks. People who interpret this as innovative can kiss my ass.
Summary: I realized as I was writing this that these tracks where probably B-sides from the
headphase record, so if you keep that in mind, you won't be as disappointed as I was. Secondly,
the tracks times where bullshit because everyone agrees on this forum that an EP should be four full length
tracks with substance. Not that I'm against changing the form, but the music just didn't hold up this time.
To give boards of canada the benefit of the doubt, all of you questioning my comments can read
my comments from other threads to differentiate between this & your beliefs. I would hope that
boards of canada take an LSD trip in the near future and rethink their approach for the next record, because damn boys, we know you can do better than this. Next time they should have bibio remix a track all acoustic. Maybe a little four tet remix wouldn't hurt. That would be a change. Also, I didn't care for the Dayvan cowboy video- if you were wondering
Peace to all,
Prizmodo-