If you take an infinite number of monkeys...

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If you take an infinite number of monkeys...

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....and an infinite number of paintbrushes (to paraphrase the well-known adage), you could get a 'restored' fresco that:

'.. now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic...'

Laughed so hard that snot came out my right nostril. Sorry, bit random but I HAD to share this!

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Saw the image and nearly spit out my coffee laughing.
Okay...now...wait for fog machine.
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It's actually a very artistic rendition of Valve's own Gabe Newell.

(I just delayed HL episode 3 by another 3 years, didn't I?)
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Waterbagel wrote:It's actually a very artistic rendition of Valve's own Gabe Newell.

(I just delayed HL episode 3 by another 3 years, didn't I?)
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This brightened up my day.
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Post by vballs »

Haha, I think its an improvement I mean know one knows what Jesus looked like anyway do they. I hope the old lady doesn't get to much much hate for this from all the uptight folk.
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Beautiful restoration.
Sagan: In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Basinski: I wanted Cascade to become this crystalline organism like a star or a liquid crystal spaceship, a jellyfish traveling through the galaxy…
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Ha ha! Genuine laugh out loud there...
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You'll all be pleased to hear @FrescoJesus is on Twitter...
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i went for a run yesterday at the university gym and as i was mid stride, abc nightly news did a report on it, and as it was muted i didnt hear the report but was familiar with the story already. without the context though, they flashed up the now infamous face superimposed on top of the mona lisa and just showed a photo of rowlf the dog from the muppet show. i burst out a good cackle and almost fell. some of the undergrads sneered... whoops!
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Synthestesia wrote:Image
We have a winner!! :lol:
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Genius! I want that on a t-shirt. :D
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Somebody fucked with The Jesus....

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This thread just keeps on delivering....
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This is just hilarious :lol:

I like that version of the The Last Supper, ridiculous looking image!
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