If Marcus and Michael knocked at your door

yeah.thats.right.orange · Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:56 pm

What would you do?!

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:08 am

Tell them to, "Go away! We don't want any of what you're selling!"

turquoise70 · Post by **turquoise70** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:01 am

liek omg first i wuud say MARKUS AND MICKAEL I AM BIGGEST FAN OF UR MUSIC WILL U SIGN MAH COPPY OF MHTRTC and then i wuud hug them n ask them to touch my compuutr for good luck omg!!!

I would say "hello".

Hi Scores Boards · Post by **Hi Scores Boards** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:22 am

They'd probably get fed up of me

What with me blubbing and running around in circles mumbling OMG.......OMG.....OMG

After all that I'd ask them in for a cuppa!!

Twoism-ist · Post by **Twoism-ist** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:33 am

mechanismj wrote:Tell them to, "Go away! We don't want any of what you're selling!"

I would probably say the same thing, since seeing them at my door is the last thing I would expect, and therefore not recognize them immediately.

Great thread idea btw.

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:45 am

I'd say "Hey there. Nice to finally meet you both." Then I'd take pictures of them with me and post them on Twoism. As a bonus, if they gave me a CD of unreleased music and made me swear never to put it on the internet, I would keep my promise and it would be something very special to me.

googlyguy · Post by **googlyguy** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:00 am

yeah.thats.right.orange wrote:What would you do?!

If I recognize them, I would invite them inside and offer something to drink.
Then I'd chain them up and torture them until they told me where they live, reveal the redmoon code, and have them blood-tested to see if they really are brothers or perhaps from another planet.

harpoon dodger · Post by **harpoon dodger** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:37 am

I'd get stoned and trip out with them?

wwbjd · Post by **wwbjd** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:42 am

I'd say, "What's your favorite kind of cereal?", then start a thread about it.

Vordhosbn · Post by **Vordhosbn** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:42 am

This is the exact dialogue that would occur:

DING DONG
Me: Oh my, someone is at the door! (opens)
Mike & Marcus: Eh.
Me: Oh Goodness, I haven't seen you two for years! Fancy you scoundrels appearing on my front porch!
Marcus: Aye well ah wasn' gonae let yeh get away wit stealin' me Wee Tam vinyl beck at redmoon '04!
Me: Ah....ehhh yess.....I still have that...
Marcus: I fuckin wan it beck!
Me: I'll get it for you, in the meantime why don't we sit down and have a drink?
Mike: Fuckin 'ell get us a drink then!
(they come in)
Me: Try this port, its a vintage '1984, I think you'll like it...
(everyone sips)
Marcus: 's fine, now wheres me vinyl?
Mike: Eh, this is good! Tastes just like robitussin!
...........................................

Techboy · Post by **Techboy** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:08 am

wwbjd wrote:I'd say, "What's your favorite kind of cereal?", then start a thread about it.

HAHA

Lovely

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:13 am

Better yet, I would tell them to, "Quit knocking on random people's doors and go release a damned album already!"

ross adey · Post by **ross adey** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:12 pm

please delete this fucking thred...

mechanismj · Post by **mechanismj** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:14 pm

ross adey wrote:please delete this fucking thred...

That's the best one yet.

bleak. · Post by **bleak.** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:00 pm

ross adey wrote:please delete this fucking thred...

i completely agree.

hexagon son · Post by **hexagon son** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:44 pm

ross adey wrote:please delete this fucking thred...

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:47 pm

Wow, what is twoism turning into? I really hate these fan boy threads...

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:47 pm

What's everyone's problem with the thread?

polar sky · Post by **polar sky** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:55 pm

CoBoC wrote:What's everyone's problem with the thread?

Not to be a dick, but it's just lame.

Like, OMG! What would you do if Marcus came over, knocked on your door and pulled his dick out? Like, would you suck it? Or would you like FREAK-OUT!? OMG!

CoBoC · Post by **CoBoC** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:16 pm

You're making too much of it.

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